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Offseason Bonus Pod! Listen in as Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy do their first ever ranks! They rank all 32 Quarterbacks and talk about their respective rosters and how that will affect their fantasy seasons to get you ready for your upcoming drafts!

What's the offseason? Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy are back and covering news during this busy offseason. Many players have new homes from free agency and trades. The NOCA Crew will also talk about the fantasy implications of the first two rounds of the NFL Draft. If you haven't kept up with Fantasy news during this offseason, the NOCA Crew has the updates for you.

Welcome to the Season Finale of NOCA! Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy recap the big game, their bets from the previous week, talk halftime show and dig into the big OT controversy! Get a preview of some off season Pods coming soon. The NFL Season might be done, but the UFL is a few weeks away... That will hold everyone over, right?

Greetings NOCA listeners! Grab your phones and get ready for Commish Jhonny and Crispy’s second annual betting odds show before the Big Game! After a quick recap of the 2024 Pro Bowl Games, the NOCA squad spends some quality time with the pod’s very own degenerate gambling resident, Ruben, to discuss this year’s best bets, props and favorites. Stay tuned for the gang’s breakdown of what you may expect from the Big Game plus a bonus conspiracy from Commish Jhonny himself. And don’t forget about the halftime show! This jam packed episode has got it all and you don’t want to miss it.

In the latest episode, Crispy and Jhonny reflect on the Conference Championships and discuss the outcome of various curses, including the Cousins and Allen Curse. They dissect the outcomes, analyzing key moments like the Chiefs vs. Ravens showdown and Lions vs. 49ers clash. The duo dives into the Pro Bowl reflecting on 2023 highlight detailing events like Precision Passing and Flag Football.

In NOCA 220, Commish Jhonny, Co-Host Crispy and interim Commish Omar delve into the Conference Championship excitement. They kick off with big coaching news and dissect the Divisional Outcome, highlighting tight matchups like Packers vs. 49ers and Chiefs vs. Bills. The trio previews the AFC and NFC showdowns, discussing key injuries, weather conditions, and game strategies. Rube calls in with his locks of the week. Commish & Crispy Corner offers insights into their backgrounds and fantasy football performance. The podcast wraps with a playful outro, wishing luck to all teams except the 49ers, invoking the "Cousins Curse."

The NOCA squad is back again for another thrilling episode! Grab your tissues as Interim Commish Omar and Co-Host Crispy breakdown and react to the results of the 2023 Season's Wild Card Weekend that left many shocked, brokenhearted and truly just utterly disappointed. Stay tuned as they look ahead to the Divisional Weekend to discuss expectations, favorites and the re-emergence of an 11 year long curse that has Interim Commish Omar nervous for what's to come.

The regular season is officially over, so that means it's that time of the year again, and the NOCA team is ready shift focus to take on the Wild Card Weekend! Tune in as Interim Commish Omar and Co-Host Crispy take a look at the final standings for the regular season and preview just how wild the first round of the NFL playoffs will be. Who will they pick in these Wild Card Matchups? Stay tuned as they breakdown home team advantages, key injuries and matchup favorites.

In NOCA 217, Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy dive into the Week 18 Championship drama and they are joined by a special guest. They discuss why friends don't let friends play in week 18 because of key benched/resting players like Lamar Jackson, Joe Flacco, Patrick Mahomes, and others, speculating on impacts and strategies. The trio then shifts to the NFL Playoff Picture, highlighting standings in both AFC and NFC, with a focus on top teams like the Ravens, Dolphins, Chiefs, and 49ers. Week 18 matchups are previewed with Ruben's week 18 locks for all you betters out there, including Jhonny and Crispy's tied picks and key games like Steelers vs. Ravens. The podcast concludes with a recap of their fantasy league's final showdowns.

In NOCA 216, Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy question their status as sore losers, kicking off a recap with a mix of good and bad injury news. CJ Stroud's return brings hope to the Texans, while uncertainties surround Kenny Pickett's ankle surgery. Elijah Moore, Trevor Lawrence, Raheem Mostert, and numerous others face injury concerns, impacting playoff stakes. The podcast delves into the NFL playoff picture, detailing the clinched spots and the intense race for remaining positions in both AFC and NFC. Week 17 matchups highlight pivotal games, including the Jets facing the Browns and the Lions challenging the Cowboys. The hosts review Jhonny vs. Crispy Weekly Picks, with a tied score, before diving into a loaded Sunday schedule and the potential impact of crucial matchups on the playoff scenario. The Commish & Crispy Corner features the Final Dynasty battle between David and Chris, highlighting the stakes in the Fumble Games. The episode wraps with the hosts engaging listeners, urging them to comment, like, and share while sharing their competitive spirit for the ongoing football frenzy.