No One Cares About

No One Cares About

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  • Your Fantasy Curses

    Get ready for a spellbinding episode of No One Cares About as hosts Jhonny and Crispy delve into the world of fantasy football curses and the intriguing happenings of Week 4 in the NFL. The hosts also discuss the curious broadcast in Andy's Room. The hosts unveil the top 10 rankings, preview the intriguing Week 5 matchups, and explore the challenges of managing fantasy football leagues, such as the looming question of what happens when you run out of FAAB (Free Agent Acquisition Budget). Don't miss out on this newest episode, where fantasy football meets the supernatural, and the hosts provide both insights and entertainment that will leave you enchanted. Well-wishes for everyone in Week 5, unless you happen to be playing against Jhonny or Crispy – in which case, they hope you face the curse!

    1 hr 14 min
  • Your Wildest Dreams (Jhonny & Crispy’s Version)

    Swifty pod takeover! Grab your "friendship" bracelets and welcome Swifties to the NFL and welcome to NOCA! Get ready for an electrifying episode of NOCA as Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy take you on a wild ride through the latest happenings in the NFL and fantasy football. The episode kicks off with a warm welcome to the Swifties and talk about the NFL's "Swift Mania." And how Taylor’s "Love Story" is captivating fans nationwide. Jhonny and Crispy recap week3 and dive into the mysteries of Derrick Henry's performance and talk major injuries, including Big Mike's season-ending knee injury and Derek Carr's week-to-week shoulder sprain. Don't forget to mark your calendars for Week 5 byes! Next up are the week 4 Top 10’s; Surprises include Justin Herbert's rise to the top, De'Von Achane's explosive performance, and Adam Thielen's unexpected ranking. And you know they have to discuss the train wrecks of the Cowboys and Broncos. Get ready to "Shake It Off" as Jhonny and Crispy preview the exciting Week 4 matchups. From the NFC North showdown between the Lions and Packers to the intriguing battle between the Dolphins and Bills, there's plenty of football action to look forward to as well as an animated London Game from Andy’s bedroom. In the Commish & Crispy Corner the hosts tackle the challenges of managing multiple fantasy football leagues, tracking players, and dealing with unpredictable outcomes. They also explore the Commanders' lawsuit and its potential implications as well as the QB bet from last week. Don't miss NOCA 204, where football meets pop culture and fantasy football expertise meets entertainment. It's a wild and engaging journey through the world of football like you've never experienced before!

    1 hr 9 min
  • Your Running Back Woes

    In the latest episode of NOCA 203, Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy deliver the latest happenings in the world of football and fantasy football. Join them as they kick things off with a recap of Week 2, highlighting the unfortunate loss of Nick Chubb and the (officially?) Crispy Cursed Cam Akers. Crispy and Jhonny delve into their top 10 rankings in PPR format for various positions. Notable changes include Daniel Jones making a remarkable leap from 28 to 1 among quarterbacks, Kirk Cousins earning a nod of approval, and the resurgence of Jalen Hurts and Russell Wilson in the rankings. They also discuss unexpected risers like Josh Dobbs and Jared Goff, while analyzing disappointing performances by Josh Allen and others. They highlight breakout stars, draft steals, and the overall landscape of each position. Notable mentions include Brian Robinson, Puka Nakua, and TJ Hockenson's consistency among others. Crispy and Jhonny preview the key matchups for Week 3, including Thursday Night Football's Giants vs. 49ers, a Sunday full of surprisingly undefeated teams, and what’s up with these “double headers” on Monday night, if they can even be called that. The Commish and Crispy corner includes updates on Final Dynasty, The Fumble Games, and SFB (Scott Fish Bowl), providing a glimpse into the hosts' experiences and observations in these leagues. 


    1 hr
  • Your Achilles' Heel

    In this exciting return to Season 2 of "Your Achilles' Heel," Commish Jhonny and Co-host Crispy dive into the world of fantasy football with a jam-packed episode. The episode begins with a somber note as they pay tribute to the unfortunate injuries to football stars. They also discuss notable news. NEW SEGMENT ALERT! PPR Top 10's: Jhonny and Crispy break down their top 10 performances of week 1 and what they mean for week 2. They recap a few bust performances of week 1 and touch on some week 2 matchup highlights. And they wrap with the **COMMISH & CRISPY CORNER**: where they discuss the signs that indicate you might be in too many fantasy football leagues.

    1 hr 28 min
  • Your Fantasy Kickoff
    The 2023 NFL Season has officially kicked off and your favorite Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy are back for their Sophomore premiere of No One Cares About! Listen in for their thoughts on the TNF premiere upset, the upcoming weekend fantasy outlook and exciting changes for season 2. Make sure to stick around for their ridiculously early predictions and what they have in store for themselves this fantasy season!
    1 hr 30 min
  • Your League Rules
    The Offseason Pods continue! Join Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy as they go over a few NFL updates with a few players threatening to hold out. Can you guess the position? Is the Madden curse still a thing? NOCA will be taking part of the 13th Scott Fish Bowl! If you’re not familiar with SFB, listen into the unique rules as they prepare for the slow draft (11:53). For players in Final Dynasty, tons of league updates and a surprise guest (28:27)! And they wrap with a preview of what to expect in season 2 of NOCA (59:29).
    1 hr 6 min
  • A Summer Series
    Does this thing still work? Join Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy kick off with some dusty mics. They discuss the schedule release videos, and the NFL Draft, where they highlight Day 1 and Day 2, including surprising picks and notable selections. They also touch upon significant NFL trades and what that all means for fantasy. Who says it the off-season?
    1 hr 15 min
  • The Big Game Penalties
    They say things are better late than never and your favorite podcast hosts never like to disappoint. Check out the newest (and a bit belated) episode of No One Cares About and listen as Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy dissect what went down in The Big Game! They also recap how their hypothetical bets did and whether they should start a gambling side hustle in Vegas.
    41 min
  • Your Big Game Parlay Picks

    Join this week as Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy as the recap the Conference Championships, and are joined by a special guest! (28:04) They go over betting 101  various prop bets for the big game. Do you know what an 'octopus' is in football? If you don't, tune in and find out! They wrap up with the big game preview and make their predictions for the game (1:03:09). Will either of them pick their team's division rivals? 

    1 hr 23 min
  • Your Matchup Predictions

    Good thing Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy aren't in the prediction business! On this episode they recap the Divisional Round that didn't end up how they hoped or planned, Crispy's experience with NFL Twitter, possible NFL Celebrity sightings and preview the Conference Championship Round. There is a consensus pick, but the house is divided on the other. Who will be the best (of the worst) predictors this week!?

    52 min

About No One Cares About

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A Fantasy Football Podcast that doesn’t take itself too seriously. Join Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy as we talk about things no one cares about.