No One Cares About

In NOCA 215's holiday-themed episode, Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy wish everyone a Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays and a prosperous Fantasy Playoffs. The recap for Week 15 dives into unfortunate injuries impacting star players like Trevor Lawrence, Ja’Marr Chase, and Marquise Brown. A new segment highlights the toughest and friendliest schedules ahead for wide receivers and tight ends. The hosts revisit the playoff picture, highlighting the AFC and NFC's current standings compared to earlier in the season. A returning guest phones in for the bets of the week. Week 16 matchups promise intense clashes, including the Saints vs. Rams for Thursday Night Football and a Saturday lineup featuring the Bills against the Chargers. The regular Sunday schedule is packed with exciting games like the Ravens facing the 49ers on Christmas Day. In the Commish & Crispy Corner, Final Dynasty standings are discussed, Fumble Games updates and a little look into the teacher league.

In their latest episode, Your Bye Bye Byes, explores the aftermath of Week 13, diving deep into unfortunate season-ending injuries like Tank Dell's fibula fracture and Derrick Henry's puzzling concussion situation. The segment "Rodgers Watch 2023" keeps listeners guessing about Aaron Rodgers' potential return and the Jets' playoff contention. The hosts introduce a new segment featuring quarterbacks and running backs with favorable and challenging schedules ahead, adding strategic insights for fantasy enthusiasts. Week 14 matchups, including TNF's Patriots-Steelers clash and SNF's Eagles-Cowboys showdown, promise thrilling action. Ruben's call-in with betting tips spices things up, while the hosts' Weekly Picks show Jhonny leading the race. Commish & Crispy Corner reflects on Final Dynasty standings and eliminates Lu from the Fumble Games. And listen for some exciting news at the end.

In NOCA 213, Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy delve into a post-Turkey Day analysis coupled with Spotify Wrapped highlights. They break down Week 12's significant injuries, including Chris Olave's concussion and Rashid Shaheed's thigh issue, amplifying the woes of struggling teams like the Saints. The Rodgers Watch 2023 section adds suspense, discussing Aaron Rodgers' achilles situation and the Jets' activating his 21-day practice window. Top 10 performances in QBs, RBs, WRs, and TEs unveil standout players amid intense matchups, notably Kyren Williams and Tyreek Hill's stellar displays. We look at week 13 starting off with another voicemail with some bets of the week, Week 13 matchups, Weekly Picks, and key games like SNF's Chiefs-Packers promise thrilling action. Commish & Crispy Corner reflects on Final Dynasty standings and the humorous reality of low-scoring but successful teams.

In NOCA 212, Crispy and Jhonny present the dynamic episode centered on the first-ever Black Friday game. Starting with intros and trade deadline buzz, they delve into Week 11's crucial news, spotlighting major injuries like Cooper Kupp's uncertain status and Aaron Jones' MRI situation. They dissect the Top 10 performances in QBs, RBs, WRs, and TEs, revealing surprising names topping the charts. Moving into Week 12 they get a new phone in guest with some bets for the week. They share highlights of the upcoming slate, including Turkey Day games and the groundbreaking Black Friday showdown between the Dolphins and Jets. Commish & Crispy Corner brings insights on sleeper voiding bets, Final Dynasty standings, and intriguing shifts in Fumble Games.

In NOCA 211, Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy set the stage with intros around the trade deadline buzz, followed by a Week 10 recap packed with injury updates, splitting between the bad and the good. Notable players like Matthew Stafford and Justin Jefferson aim to return, while others like Derrick Carr and Keenan Allen face injury setbacks. Bye weeks for Week 11 and an unexpected schedule flub for Week 12 shake up the NFL scene. The duo then dives into the Week 10 Top 10 rankings across QBs, RBs, WRs, and TEs, highlighting standout performances and surprising streaks. The episode concludes with a new phone guest giving some bets for the week, a rundown of Week 11's matchup highlights, insights from the Commish & Crispy Corner, and reflections on the Final Dynasty and Fumble Games.

No One Cares About Your All-Star Bench dives into the week 10 fantasy football mayhem as Commish Jhonny and Co-Hose Crispy deliver another entertaining episode. They delve into a Week 9 recap laden with notable injuries—Daniel Jones's torn ACL, Cam Akers' unfortunate Achilles redux, and uncertainties surrounding Ja'Marr Chase and Tee Higgins. The hosts offer insights on players like TJ Hockenson and Dallas Goedert, combining analysis with humor. Bye weeks intensify, leaving Week 10 devoid of Chiefs, Rams, Dolphins, and Eagles action. Top 10 rankings for QBs, RBs, WRs, and TEs showcase standout performances, with an emphasis on CJ Stroud's rookie records. The hosts dissect surprising flops, highlighting Dolphins' Germany debacle and Jets' struggles. Our hosts have a surprising voicemail with some bets to look at for the weekend, including a 16 team parlay across several sports. The episode concludes with a peek into Week 10 matchups, and the favorite Commish & Crispy Corner updates.

Join Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy as they bring you a thrilling episode packed with the latest in fantasy football. They dive into the world of backup quarterbacks. In their Week 8 recap, they dissect key injuries, including Kirk Cousins' torn Achilles and Kendrick Bourne's torn ACL. They share valuable insights on notable players' conditions and the upcoming bye weeks. Top 10 rankings in PPR format for QBs, RBs, WRs, and TEs are presented. They discuss standout performances and surprising losses, including the Chiefs' fall to the Broncos. The hosts wrap up with mid-season division standings and Week 9 matchup highlights. Don't miss their witty and insightful analysis.

Happy Halloween NOCA fans! It’s another spooktacular episode from your favorite co-hosts as Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy discuss all of the morbid details of week 7 and Crispy’s ghostly fate in The Fumble Games. Lock your doors and tune in as they discuss current injuries that are sure to send shivers down your spine and haunting performances from week 7. The spooky fun doesn’t end there though as your favorite duo looks toward the week 8 matchups that will provide both tricks and treats just in time for the Halloween holiday! And for one final fright, listen in to learn whether Commish Jhonny’s Sleeper bets are what nightmares are made of. Catch all this and more in this spell-binding episode of No One Cares About!

This week Commish Jhonny and Co-Host Crispy delve into the latest happenings in Week 6, discussing the Eagles' signing of Julio Jones and also cover significant injuries to key players, such as CMC, Ryan Tannehill, Anthony Richardson to name a few. As the daunting BYEMAGEDON approaches in Week 7, Jhonny and Crispy reveal which teams will be taking a break, affecting fantasy lineups and strategy. They also provide a glimmer of hope by announcing that Week 8 will be a bye-free week. They go into the week 6 top 10’s and highlight some unexpected names that make appearances, and there's discussion about standout performances. The hosts celebrate the end of undefeated teams and discuss some unexpected losses by the Eagles and the 49ers. While one team still remains winless – the Panthers. They provide insights into the matchups that fans should keep an eye on for Week 7, ranging from Thursday Night Football to Monday Night Football. There's a lot to look forward to in this exciting week of football action. The Commish & Crispy Corner is filled with fantasy football goodness, including updates on the final dynasty, a discussion about sleeper emojis, and an announcement of an unaired NOCA bet from the week prior. Crispy also reveals the details of the Fumble Games and the points he needs to stay in the competition with a few players left on her roster. Tune in to NOCA 207 for a comprehensive breakdown of Week 6 and a thrilling preview of Week 7 in the world of fantasy football.

Prepare for an intriguing takeover in NOCA 206, when Co-Host Crispy blackout and Commish Jhonny is forced to go on with a guest or two… (or three?) Commish Jhonny and friends dive into the aftermath of Week 5 in the NFL, with a focus on notable injuries to a few big name players. They also discuss the upcoming Week 6 byes and tease the epic BYEMAGEDON scheduled for Week 7 with six teams on a bye. As always they go over the week 5 top 10 performances in each position. Then preview the week 6 matchups. Don’t worry, Co-Host Crispy comes to just in time for the Commish & Crispy Corner and the two discuss Final Dynasty as well as the Fumble Games.