No One's Listening Show

There's a new crew in town, and they're throwing cheese into fountains and then washing themselves afterward. Wait, that's not right. Also, some new restaurants, some cryptic talk in the Village, hitting the beach, and some other stuff we can't remember.

There's some dude out there who loves Hitler, but he's in jail now. A girl says she was assaulted, but it wasn't true. The key started shaking with the earthquakes last week and we get a sultry story to go with it. There's some stories about getting hit on the way to school, another Rolex guy gets jacked, and a bit of talk about the party this weekend.

Should we pay the council? Everyone here thinks we should. A tourist thinks our beaches are dirty, so should we pay someone to clean them up? We've bought a house, and something about titty cleats.

Billy K comes back to the Key to grace us with his offbeat observations, witty quips, and weird love for the Winn Dixie. We have a bit of Thanksgiving talk, Christmas talk, chat chats talk, beach talk, and more.

Halloween is around the corner, but the Haunted Hike already happened so we get a little recap. Talk of a Key Biscayne flag comes back up; maybe we can get the movement going. New park space is incoming on Harbor Drive, we'll see what happens. They want to make a new library, but there's some stiff opposition from the Key Colony HOA. Round it up with Winn Dixie and its new bar by the entrance.

Nick and Emily (happy birthday!) join us this week for a little discussion on what's up in Key Biscayne. First off, it turns out the cops don't really care if you share news of a speedtrap, as long as you slow down. The people at St. Agnes are looking to buy a one way ticket to heaven with an $18m remodel. We also mention the new sidewalks coming to a street near you, and the thrilling conclusion of the applicant/member love triangle. Take a listen.

Is it bad to alert your neighbors about speedtraps? Is it bad that the Beach Club is raising the rates to hold an event? Is it bad that there's a king tide? Is it bad to get blacklisted at the YC over a love triangle? Is it bad that 202 Sunrise is for sale again? Is it bad to make a summary consisting entirely of 'is it bad' questions when we don't ever ask if anything is bad? Find out in this episode.

One council member wants the cops to go rogue, engage in high-speed chases, and profile would-be car thieves. But it's not car thieves you need to worry about, it's palmetto berry snatchers. The berries, which may give you a boner, or cure your enlarged prostate, are all over the southern tip of the island. Also at the southern tip is the upcoming Haunted Hike for Halloween, which you should definitely check out and participate in, even if your prostate is a normal size. Some other Key Biscayne stuff is discussed on this episode of the show, so give it a listen.

Got a rowdy post-hurricane that never came crew in the building as we discuss iguana shootings, car thefts, the storm, a fishing ban on Mashta bridge, and who is the most green of the greens. Tune in.

Will you be visiting the new Oasis coffee window? We'll give it a shot, and look over once-again-for-sale entrance block. Not sure what we would do if we bought it, though. There's also a new sunset bar opening on the island, but apparently we already talked about it. That and a bit more, on this episode.