No One's Listening Show

We're taking calls today, but all we get are wrong numbers. Did you hear about the crocs being born on Virginia Key? They're gonna tag 'em so they can identify the one that bites you. No one wants to live on the Key anymore, and we're ecstatic. Also, we managed to get rid of Big Brother, so we pat ourselves on the back. Take a listen.

Some whales washed up on the beach: the heartfelt story told here. We talk about that, the 4th of July, a flood pump station coming to the Key, a bunch of ethics complaints filed against council members, people mad because the Islander wrote 'coño' in a headline, a bit of chat chats, and a little more. Hey, wouldn't it be nice if the GD was mixed use and had a coffee shop?

Did you hear about that crocodile on the beach? Of course you did. Tom joins us as we talk a bit about that, the attack on the Village's computers, the crusade against the KBCF, and a lot of 4th of July banter. See you at the parade.

Is this the last episode with Billy in it? We hope not. And why are there so many vacant retail spaces on the island? Also, men's support groups are not funny. Summer camps, stink bombs, and toilet paper rounds it out.

A two live crew this week as Manny and Rafa are the only ones around to do the show. Have you ever gone fishing off the Mashta bridge? There's a group of neighbors who want to stop that. Sand is scarce but money is even scarcer, all because we're a bit too private. The Village is once again exploring buying up more land for parks, there's some talk of kids being rich-kid dickheads over at MAST, and property values ain't what they used to be. Tune in for the first episode in a month.

Special guest and KB tennis legend Pablo Arraya joins us this week. Can you define the vibe in New Orleans? We try during weekend talk. Ultra leaves Virginia Key, but we don't have much to say about that. Instead we derail into the tennis tournament. Have you ever flipped a golf cart, or maybe driven it into a lake? If you do, don't hold your phone while doing it. A little chat chats rounds it off.

The Beach Club and what's happening there are a big part of today's show; that's not all, though. Did you know that all those re-usable metal cups come wrapped in a ton of plastic? Make sure your next party encourages guests to BYOC. There's also a serial public defecator on the prowl, so watch your step. You also might not want to leave your valuables next to a Jacuzzi, as they're known criminal hot-spots. Alright, that's enough text, take a listen and find out what's really going on in Key Biscayne.

You ever wanna swing on the KB trapeze? Well too bad, it's probably just a myth. What's real, though, is the fun we had this weekend at the Aquaparty and Silver Sands. We also comment on the plastic bag ban petition and Beach Club stuff (Cornhole tournament this Friday). We get to the end by reading some great poems sent by a mysterious fan.

We were privileged this week with having the panel hosted at long-time listener Chuckie's place, even though he didn't want to talk (maybe next time). Two of us went to Ultra, and the other two got stuck in the traffic, but overall we felt it was fine. We heard about a hobo who likes to party, and steal. We also have a few police reports to share. That, and bit about the continuing saga at the Beach Club. Give it a listen.

With the ever-looming Ultra finally here, we discuss a bit about the options you have to make your weekend a little better. In a flashback to yesteryear, we have a firsthand report of the Miami Open, and how it stacks up (spoiler: it's not the same). There's a bit on the shake-up at the Beach Club, and a new segment on hot dudes and the backs of their heads. Tune in.