You shouldn't be here. But since you are — Costco is a nightmare, someone at work said something insane in an elevator, and I destroyed my foot trying to run five miles in the wrong shoes.
This episode is me talking at a camera in yellow hexagon sunglasses, rambling about the things that happened this week. Grocery store workers who mourn broken Alfredo sauce jars. The specific kind of rage that Costco foot traffic triggers. A coworker who thought a nearly empty elevator was the right place to make a nuts joke. And a running update that involves two toddlers, a locked-up foot, and a trip to a real running store where a woman watched me walk and immediately knew something was wrong.
No guests. No agenda. No one is supposed to be watching this. But here we are.
Topics this episode:
- Local grocery store freaks vs. Costco shufflers
- The Rouse Alfredo incident
- Christopher Columbus and the search for batteries
- Elevator humor that landed for absolutely no one
- Going from 275 lbs to actually running again
- Why too much arch support is apparently a thing
- New shoes. Haven't run in them yet. It rained.
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