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No Passport to Mars
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No Passport to Mars episodes
- Will Smith is the Last Belair Bender - Ep 6
We are joined by our first honorary guest, @The_Littygator. We discuss Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders's health scares, How the Simpsons are able to predict news worthy events, An Unregistered Nurse treating over 100 patients, Homeless People being abused by people, and a recap of UFC 243.
Shout out to @Mark.A.Kay since it's his birthday. Big Jew learns about Avatar the Last Airbender anime show which leads into Bruce Lee Rumors. Jet Li or Jackie Chan?
We also discuss The Joker and the much anticipated Gemini Man. Will Smith’s past movies are judged a little too harshly..
Intro Song ft. Derek Pope - Bad Trip https://open.spotify.com/artist/5wWvcn0hJXPhCw9eYUody0?si=EqEruc9WSQ-twczTANwHug
---This episode is sponsored by· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app57 min - Alexander the Great ate Sea Moss - Ep 5
Even though we recorded this 6 days ago from today...we give our picks for tonight's Thursday Night Football game. Both Big Jew and Sleepy thought LA Rams would beat the Tampa Bay Bucs this past Sunday..they were wrong. They try their luck again with Sleepy and Big Jew making their picks between the LA Rams versus the Seattle Seahawks.
Big Jew talks about the wonderful effects of eating Sea Moss and how it's more effective than D.A.R.E.
Sleepy Nurse talks about the health benefits of cold showers, men's self-care, and exfoliation. Big Jew salutes Alexander the Great and gives a surprisingly accurate history lesson on him.
Also, it's now Libra SZN so naturally we talk horoscopes and astrology.
Intro Song ft. Derek Pope - Bad Trip https://open.spotify.com/artist/5wWvcn0hJXPhCw9eYUody0?si=EqEruc9WSQ-twczTANwHug
---This episode is sponsored by· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app40 min - Impeach MAGALAND - Ep 4The guys talk what’s been on the news all week…Trump and Impeachment. Trump bans flavored vape juice so the guys discuss Vaping and the latest on the health concerns. Big Jew might believe in climate change but he doesn’t believe Greta Thunberg is a child. They recap Area 51 and hypothesize what would they do if Aliens were declared real. They also psychoanalyze The Joker and excited to see the movie coming out this week.Intro Song ft. Derek Pope - Bad Trip https://open.spotify.com/artist/5wWvcn0hJXPhCw9eYUody0?si=EqEruc9WSQ-twczTANwHug---This episode is sponsored by· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app56 min
- Buffalo Bill - Ep 3
It's #TBT and what better way to enjoy it than to listen to an instant classic recording from April 23rd, 2019.
Habitual habiters, 50 minutes of self love, Downsides of frequent masturbation, prosthetic penises, and aspirations to becoming a sex doll. Yes, we have it all in this episode.
Our friends Keenan (@rev.jpg) and Serg (@sergthegent) touches down onto Mars to provide some...sanity?
Intro Song ft. Q Lazzarus - Good Bye Horses https://open.spotify.com/track/7I5eQZFdlPV8LZWH2FeqaW?si=43rAoPzkQXqJ-f8kqYFYvQ
---This episode is sponsored by· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app2 hr 16 min - Jesus had Bad Credit - Ep 2
Happy Labor Day and Happy Brazil Day! And what better way to celebrate our Brazilians than to highlight their free-spirit love…Who else is the most promiscuous on earth? And the least?!
Big Jew speaks on the history of re-usable condoms and why Jesus got crucified.
We discuss other topics such as Dave Chappelle’s ‘Sticks & Stones’ comedy special, Mass Shootings, Big Jew looking back at his younger years as a fat child, and much more.
What’s your “Drug” of Choice?, Email us your answer @ [email protected] and we’ll read it.
Intro Song ft. Derek Pope - Bad Trip https://open.spotify.com/artist/5wWvcn0hJXPhCw9eYUody0?si=EqEruc9WSQ-twczTANwHug
---This episode is sponsored by· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app2 hr - The Pilots have Landed - Ep 1
Big Jew is fresh off a 0 and 1 record from a White Claw Chug off and claims collusion. Impossible Burgers are here in time for the Cancer Chipotle Bowls? The guys recap their Black Ant male enhancement experiences and somehow transition into the Jeffrey Epstein saga. What would Sleepy Nurse and Big Jew do with a billion dollars?
Intro Song ft. Derek Pope - Bad Trip https://open.spotify.com/artist/5wWvcn0hJXPhCw9eYUody0?si=EqEruc9WSQ-twczTANwHug
---This episode is sponsored by· Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app2 hr 9 min
About No Passport to Mars
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No passports needed where we're headed! Fly high and buckle up those seatbelts as we talk about earth’s unfolding news, from a funny and unfiltered perspective.