Have no fear, masturbation month is here! Fresh out of another threesome, Claire puts on her sex educator hat to share some fun tidbits she learned in a seminar celebrating Masturbation May. All the excitement even got her back on Feeld. Jessie, on the other hand, had 2 video dates that made her say, "I'm done." Maybe it's because she wants to celebrate the month alone or maybe it's because she's on day 8 of a detox. 

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Don't blame them, their outlooks are written in the stars. Jessie weeded through some of the bad seeds by chatting with anti-vaxxer and someone who sends innuendos through memes. Claire had a call with her intuitive astrologer (Rachel Lang) who helped her validate some struggles and urged her to explore even more sexually. Which no one thought was even possible. 

He fell as quickly as he rose. Jessie gives us the disappointing update on Mr Name and introduces us to Mr Turn-on aka Mr Boundary. The ladies discuss the attraction of holding firm to boundaries and how they can communicate theirs immediately. If not sooner. Claire attended an oral workshop and gives all the perfectly normal and deliciously fun details. The lesson for everyone is "Boundaries are not to be challenged. They are to be respected." And find you a candy licker.

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The one thing we've learned is that Jessie and Claire love a challenge and not only did they accept them but they nailed the challenges given to them this week. Jessie shared Forgotten Animals before her 2nd date and the world didn't implode. Claire made her bracket of exes and found the winner based on the positives. Which was a lot harder than her usual best of the worst outlook. They also want you to consider the evidence before going to trial. Whether you're talking to yourself midst spiral or the annoyingly hot attorney Claire has the pleasure of watching while on jury duty. No one objects to that.

In the afterglow of Claire's birthday, the ladies gab about throwing frisbees at cute guys, Gene Kelly's forearms, Mr Marketing's scheduling failures, and making their way downtown. Jessie shares how she fully lost her mind on her latest date and Claire loses her mind when arguing why large umbrellas should be banned on New York sidewalks. But the question remains...will Jessie share Forgotten Animals with her date?!!

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How are Jessie and Claire STILL SINGLE after doing 100 episodes of this podcast?! It baffles the mind. But maybe listening to this anniversary episode, you'll gain a little insight. After reminiscing about some of their more memorable episodes, the ladies chat with the star of the original double blind date, Mike. He exposes the truth of what it's like to date Claire. Much to her chagrin. Then they welcome back fan favorite, Meredith Golden, dating expert extraordinaire and creator of the new app, Darma. Where will the ladies be in another 100 episodes? Jessie thinks we'll be reporting live from one of our weddings. Which Claire will obviously be late for. 

(end song 100 Days, 100 Nights by Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings)

The perfect age? Too old for clubs but wise enough to know Cadbury Mini Eggs are the superior candy. Jessie reports back after a 4 hour date and how it felt to bring the girls out for some fresh air. Claire is feeling healthier and a little emotionally horny so it may be time to get back on Hinge. They've also decided any park worth its salt is where you'll find them on the prowl this spring. Or where they'll sit isolated and talk about the cute guys in the distance. 

Sure she was 30 minutes late but Claire made it for her threesome! She shares all the glo up details of her tawdry night with sober snacks. Jessie cured a tough week with multiple bad dates and apparently one didn't really want to hear what she honestly thought of his story. They also talk about their new show idea, No Such Thing As Medicine, shivering men, Matilda quotes, and reigniting that fire inside. Or maybe they just need to soak up some vitamin D now that it's SPRING!

With Jessie's bible (Attached) in hand, she confirms that Claire is a full on "Avoidant." But no one is shocked and Claire will cancel plans with you if you think she isn't. Jessie is fresh off a date and shares the down and dirty and freezing toes. Claire pretends to date a Taskrabbiter in classic Avoidant style. They both talk about comfortable boundaries when scheduling a first date and the leading questions to ask when checking if their mind is in the gutter...with you.

Spring is around the corner, vaccines are being shot into arms, and Jessie almost lived out a romantic plumber porn scenario. What a wonderful time to be alive! Jessie has discovered a new dating rule while kicking back into dating high gear. And it involves travel. Or lack thereof. Claire is back on Feeld and has a threesome scheduled. Because all hot sexual encounters are best when scheduled. The ladies also found another show to hate and get excited about the hot plumber who interrupts their recording. Things are springing and sprunging!