Also today:  The snack editor strikes again with a new kind of cheeseburger and a jewler in England has a whole new (strange) way to show the world that you're engaged to be married.  

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Also on today's No Sweat News:  It's important to remember that it's only a high-speed chase if someone is tailing you.  If not, it's just speeding.  Also, a note from the Snack Editor:  It's July 11th.  That means free something! 

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The Easter Bunny got a little crazy stealing quarters at the local laundromat in Illinois, And a woman got more in her breakfast sandwich than she asked for, and lastly a judge had to decide on a contract that had a thumbs up emoji.  

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Also on today's No Sweat News:  iHop has a new "pancake taco" and it's pretty much exactly what you're thinking and the story of the dullest world record ever.  This story is so dull that the grass grew faster than this story.  Next time you paint a bedroom, tell it this story and the paint will dry faster.  

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In addition to our insane Pork Roll /Taylor Ham debate we have two other edible stories in today's No Sweat News.  One about hot dogs... and another about kale.  Enjoy it with someone you love.

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Also: There's a new auto theft ring that has us scratching our heads and the correct storage place for ketchup.

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We're the last one!  That's right baby!  New Jersey!  The last state in the entire country to not have self serve gas pumps!  It was down to us and Oregon, but Oregon just allowed self serve gas because finding attendants became too tough.  So, we're last!  What does Carl think about that?  Hmmmm... not a lot of faith in his fellow New Jerseyans!
Also in today's No Sweat News:  special ketchup for July 4th and a criminal busted for assault with candy.  

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 We're stoked to bring you today's feature story on the No Sweat News because there's so much joy involved with this gathering that it's contagious.  There's also tons of fake boobs and blonde wigs!  And there's even a Guinness Book of World Records at stake.  What on earth could a world record, fake boobs and blond wigs have in common?  Oh, it's awesome!
Also today:  Arizona Iced Tea gets a real punch and the story of a janitor who messed up 25 years of scientific research.

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On today's No Sweat News, 10,000 steps could land you $10,000 big ones ! Some Idiot tourist was caught carving his girls name in the Colosseum in Rome, and lastly a group of people are upset with the "Macon Bacon" baseball team name.  

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The No Sweat News Snack Editor has called for all flags to fly at half-staff to honor a frozen treat that will no longer be available.  Decades of deliciousness fading way into the sunset as the Good Humor man lets us all down.  Cue the sad face.
Also on today's No Sweat News:  Good news for women as the Gender Gap will be coming to an end and women will finally be paid the same as men for the same work... also:  ice in your beer this summer?  It's possible and could be a good thing!  

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