There's one guy who could never, ever be guilty of creeping on women as they work out at the gym.  We get it.  It happens.  But not for this guy.  He's got an ironclad excuse.  This is his quick story.
Also on this episode of the No Sweat News:  A rich guy in England wants to pay you a filthy amount of money to look after his dogs and there's a new kids playground in Pennsylvania that's modeled after a kids boardgame.    

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 Everyone has a scam these days.  Some people like to put in cheaper codes at the grocery store when you have to weigh the produce on your own (hey that's not a bad idea!)... Other people ask for "no ice" when getting a soft drink so they get more beverage in the cup.  Well, it looks like the jig is up on that one.  
In addition to the, "no ice" thing going away - potentially - today we have ice cream for breakfast and someone tried to break into the 911 call center.  

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This total and absolute FAIL of a drivers test wins the award for "weekly worst video in The Pit" and it's only Monday.  How this woman could actually flip her car during the drivers test - on a closed course - is mind boggling.  Seriously, someone give her a lifetime bus pass.  
Below:  In addition to the worst driving test ever, we have an interesting story on how you can be hired to taste-test cheese on pizza and a fun stupid criminal of the day who decided he wanted to leave work early... and had a very interesting plan to get it done.    

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Here's what it sounds like when one police officer pulls another police officer over for speeding.  We're pretty sure that this has never happened before in the history of the No Sweat News.  Talking decades here.  One cop pulls another over and it doesn't go well for one of 'em.
 In addition to the cop vs cop, today we discuss a survey about how much money it would take for you to "feel wealthy" and a cool promotion from a ketchup company.  

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nsn:  This vanity license plate was a great idea until the fines started piling up... The bank robber who got robbed... and guess where this famous New Jersey city landed on a list of America's "Wildest Destinations"?  

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NSN:  Two really itchy stories and a recent survey about littering banana peels... can you get any more, "no sweat" than that? 

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NSN: What does a million pennies get you? a f'n headache apparently. also: a weird prank in the midwest and bad deal when it comes to marketing this old folks home in in England. 

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NSN:  That guy will steal anything... even a cop car... twice!  But then again, if you're stealing cop cars you won't have time to take a naked bike ride in Philly and you won't need to take lessons to relearn how to SMILE.  So there ya go, have a listen to today's No Sweat News.  Because the REAL news of the day is too depressing.

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For today's No Sweat News you'll be happy to get this DUCKING news... you'll be unhappy to score a birthday gift form THIS guy.. and you'll be even happier that you didn't get a $130,000 speeding ticket. Enjoy ! 

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Today's No Sweat News features a "pop up snack station", a "groom in the dog house on day one", and "sexy sports in Sweeden".  Don't forget:  Friday's No Sweat News Quiz is good for Metallica tickets this Friday morning at 7:15. 

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