We do voice impressions and learn about gay stuff

James rambled about crypto for 10 minutes drunkenly and then the pod gets good. Me and Dan discuss a man who was in the news trying to get a council house with his 11 kids, crocodile and python. James does celebrity impressions. Trump, Bear Grylls, Gordon Ramsey etc.

We tear into Ed Sheeran and Elton John's terrible 'Merry Christmas song and James shares some actual insider information on Ed Sheeran.

James was sexually assaulted in the Metaverse. 

Dan makes a horse noise.

Don't let the bells end.

James Bond is a gay, Piers Morgan is furious. Gay James Bond movie titles: Dr No.b; Brown Finger; Live and Let Dick etc. you get the idea. Mooning a speed camera is a significant offence. UK Comedy.

 

Satire, for comedy purposes only, as if comedy has a purpose.

We murder false widow spiders and discuss Brent Life on The Road. Obi Nonce Kenobi makes an appearance talking about his days on the BBC with his pal Jimmy Saville. 

Remote tribesmen wearing Everton and coke t-shirts is sad, like a turtle wearing a plastic beer ring. Pod favourite Christopher Packham spits his way through a protest speech against HS2.  e rag on Biden for shitting himself in front of the pope.

Borderline unlistenable for the first 12 minutes as James and Dan talk over Arnold Schwarzenegger as he flexes his leg biceps while he talks over Journey and other 80s songs.  

Special guest The Queen makes an appearance talking about Prince Andrew. Also, we mention the ugly girl from Hereditary.

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We make unkind jokes about a man who was destroyed by a great white shark.

Having an English accent is racist so we do our best to sound like a cool European dude, totaaly crazy mang. The Queen throws her dogs out of the window so Prince Andrew can catch it to atone for his pedo Island skills. Jason Statham is 'ard. And many more ramblings.

WHAT MAKES A MAN? IS IT THE POWER IN HIS HAYANDS? Original British Comedy podcast in a conversational/improv styled comedy.

We discuss Insulate Britain and all the ways we’d run them over with extreme prejudice, Chris Witty being a massive dweeb who would disintegrate if Nicki Minaj twerked on him.

We also discuss grope kunt lane, head chopped off by an Islamist Lane in London and other streets.  This is a Norwich City heavy episode and James compared his brethren to an uncontacted tribe who cover themselves in yellow and green face paint when a plane flies over. We always talk about mentally ill online van life (van loss of life) TikTokers.

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