NO WAY! Two Guys Stories - Hosted by Jim and Paul!

Did you ever enter into a subscription relationship with an 8-track, cassette tape, or record company? Remeber the excitement of getting 12 tapes or albums for a penny? But wait! Now the subscription kicks in and you are getting non-stop tapes and records you don't want! Mix up our Drinl-Of-The-Week, The Subscription and laugh with us on our subscription and rebate stories!

Have you ever gone camping with friends, only to be abandoned in the woods? What would you do to survive? Do you have the wilderness survival skills to live in the woods? Today, we share Bob's adventure of wilderness survival, after being abandonded in our Season 1 Espisode 2, The Great Outdoors! We seem to have left poor Bob out there somewhere when we were mixing the drink of the week, never to be heard from again until TODAY! Get your directions out of the woods with our Drink-Of-The-Week - The Compass! And marvel how Bob successfully survives his ordeal!

Today we share our crrazy trail running stories! Have you ever been tricked into running a team trail race and find yourself climbing up a muddy riverbank then running through a hot and humid cornfield? Ever run into a rattlesnake on a trail run? Mix up our earthy elixir, The Happy Hiker - and laugh at our crazy trail running antics!

Today, we talk experiences we would rather not talk about! Ever fail your driver's ed road test? How were your grades at college your freshman year? Ever hit your uncle with a golf cart? Mix up our delicious Drink Of The Week - Use the Fifth - and laugh at our stories. We really don't want to talk about this.....

Today is all about our fun food stories. From growing up around the family dinner table, to the strangest foods we have ever eaten. Ever eat scorpions? How about muskrat or frog legs? Remember eating frozen TV dinners? What was your favorite - the Salisbury Steak or Pork Loin? And after dinner, please mix up our delicious desert drink of the week - The Chocolate Eclair and laugh at our fun food stories!

Today we explore sifferent things to do durin the hot month of August. Ever start your neighbor's trees on fire? Or did you ever go river tubing with Godzilla? Ever been at a friends house and he starts chasing you around with a sword?

Laugh with us at our hot August stories and mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week - a Hot August Night and enjoy!

Today, we are excited to share our 75th podcast with you! Thank to all of our loyal listener's for supporting us. To date, we have listener's from all 5 continents except Antartica! Our 75th podcast is about vending machines.

Ever get a cold beer out of a Coke vending machine? Do you think there was a vending machine that dispensed holy water? Or that there is a live crab vending machine is China or Japan? Mix up our Drink-Of-The-Week, A Cavalier and enjoy our vending machine show!

Please note that this and all future Podcasts will be available on Tuesdays at 6 am.

Today we share our summer vacation stories with a very refreshing drink of the week! Ever go on a vacation to a relative's house and they give you a 50lb bag of potatoes as a parting gift?On your on vacation did you ever open an umbrella in the car and thought you invented cheese bread? Mix up our Drink if the Week - A Lakeside Lounger and laugh at our summer vacation stories!

Ever try to teach your kids how to swim and you can't swim? When you were a kid, did you ever ride your bikes to local motels to go swimming in their pools? When you go on family vacations, don't you find that the kids favorit thing to do is to go swimming? Mix up our refreshing Drink Of The Week, The Swimming Hole and relax in a lounger by the pool to watch the kids swim!

Do you remember your first bike? Do you ever ride your bike into a pool when you were learning to ride? Did you learn to ride a bike with a training wheel on one side? Did you ever try to repair a flat tire on your bike? Laugh with us on our bike stories while you enjoy our Drink Of The Week - a Flat Tire!