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  • 39. Jokes

    "What's the funniest joke in the world?"

    Nobody Knows features the voice of Mason Rosenthal, with sound design by Morgan FitzPatrick Andrews. Scott Sheppard asked this question. Somebody boycotted the podcast for a week because it switched to a fortnightly release schedule without notice. Nobody cares.

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    7 min
  • 38. Selfish

    Nobody Knows features the voice of Nobody, with sound design by Somebody. Pedro Molteni asked this question.

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    7 min
  • 37. Time

    Nobody Knows features the voice of Nobody, with sound design by Somebody. Meg Kassabaum asked this question.

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    5 min
  • 36. Verboten

    Nobody Knows features the voice of Nobody, with sound design by Somebody. Gina Saltina asked this question. Somebody has been living underground for 17 years, just waiting for that last lucky musical moment in the open air.

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    9 min
  • 35. Patience

    Nobody Knows features the voice of Nobody, with sound design by Somebody. Tom Foran asked this question. Music by I Tre Antonio della Basilicata recorded in 1927.

    Tired of spending 5 full days of your life sitting at red lights? Somebody advises spending 5 full days sitting at yellow lights instead.

    Got questions for Nobody? Send ‘em in to www.themediums.org and Nobody just might answer.

    8 min
  • 30. Lightning

    Nobody Knows features the voice of Nobody, with sound design by Somebody, and real-mensch production help from Ben "Big Shoulders" Rosenthal. This episode features the voices of Deborah Zuchman, Patrick Andrews, Kylin Metler, David Brick, Scott Blackshire, Dale Nelson, Scott Rosenthal, Michele Rosenthal, and Janet Finegar asking Nobody their questions. Thanks to Neil deGrasse Tyson for the bell, and to Jonathan Pfeffer for recording it. Somebody takes a zither to bed, even though it's a little bit out of tune.

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    9 min
  • 29. Depression

    Nobody Knows features the voice of Mason Rosenthal, with sound design by Morgan FitzPatrick Andrews. Adrienne Mackey and Sunny Blippers asked the questions. Sam Moore played the 8-string guitar on "Laughing Rag" in 1922, sometimes along with Horace Davis on 6-string guitar, other times with Frank Banta on piano. Somebody brought the stationary bicycle, the dog, and the loudly snoring person back into the studio to celebrate for the last daily episode of the season. Nobody can wait for the new weekly schedule to kick in.

    6 min
  • 28. Déjà-vu

    Nobody Knows features the voice of Mason Rosenthal, with sound design by Morgan FitzPatrick Andrews. Dane Pangonis asked the question and even showed up to hear the answer in person. Somebody has a hookup for free photocopies.

    5 min
  • 27. Choice

    Nobody Knows features the voice of Mason Rosenthal, with sound design by Morgan FitzPatrick Andrews. David Evan Krebs asked the question. Bohumir Kryl and Leroy Haines played the cornet and trombone in 1903. Sam Jones debuted as Stovepipe No. 1 two decades later. Somebody is having tea with the crickets.

    5 min
  • 26. Insomnia

    Nobody Knows features the voice of Mason Rosenthal, with sound design by Morgan FitzPatrick Andrews. George Russel asked the question. Professor Walter Fischer played the organ at the Berlin Cathedral, accompanied by Wolfgang Josephi on violin in 1922.

    9 min

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​Nobody knows everything. And Nobody wants to share that knowledge with you. In each episode of Nobody Knows our spiritualist-in-residence named Nobody tackles a question from a listener​ as no one…