Celebrate the 50th episode of Nocturnal Emotions with Har Mar Superstar as he continues to read LL Cool J’s 1998 autobiography “I Make My Own Rules.” This week we learn about LL’s troubled teenage years, his failed dirt bike dream, and his early beginnings in Hip-Hop.

Har Mar changes things up a bit this week by reading you the beginning chapters of LL Cool J’s 1998 autobiography “I Make My Own Rules.” We’ll hear about the birth of the name “LL Cool J,” and LL’s troubled childhood which includes an incident that occurred at his grandparent’s house and being physically abused by his step-father Roscoe.

Host of the online show Kidrockers, the 10 year old Leo Lorge joins Har Mar to chat about basketball camp, Lebron James, and Leo’s thoughts on Brooklyn. Plus, Leo shares his idea of America’s Got Interviewers during Let’s Create A Show and we find out what Coldplay’s “Every Teardrop Is a Waterfall” really means to Leo.

Matty Pickles and Jimmy Cobra of Caveman introduce Har Mar to the Gauntlet on this week’s Nocturnal Emotions! They all chat about Max Fish closing down, ball doctors, George Washington, and their love for Cracker Barrel. Then they create a show that features rock cops and we learn about the dark history behind Chic’s “Le Freak” in a game of Let Me Ruin Your Favorite Song.

New York’s own Jesse Cohen and Eric Emm of Tanlines join Har Mar for a fun chat on this week’s Nocturnal Emotions! They all chat about Orange Is The New Black, playing the Casbah, the time Har Mar opened for Afroman, and movies they’ve walked out on. Then the guys explore the world of DJs & their mothers during Let’s Create A Show and add value to Billy Joel’s “You May Be Right” with a game of Let Me Ruin Your Favorite Song.

Simon O’Connor of Kuroma & Amazing Baby joins Har Mar to become the Pineapple Bros. on this week’s Nocturnal Emotions! Simon & Har Mar chat about their shared dislike of the beach, England’s infatuation with boobs, the best break dancer in the United Kingdom, and the origin of the Pineapple Bros. Plus, the guys explore the world of community service while creating a show and Simon teaches us all a new game called Opposite Pearl Jam!

Har Mar invades Doug Benson & Matt Mira’s hotel room in Austin, Texas for a movie chat on this week’s Nocturnal Emotions! They talk about 2 Fast 2 Furious being the most sex-less movie they’ve seen in a long time, Nick Nolte’s infamous mug shot being connected to his role in The Hulk, and why a Benson Movie Interruption couldn’t bring them to sit through Man of Steel again. Then the guys have a super time creating a show about a bunch of superheroes living together and quite possibly make Five For Fighting’s “Superman (It’s Not Easy)” a bit better.

Albert Hammond Jr. of The Strokes joins Har Mar for a summertime chat on Nocturnal Emotions! Albert & Har Mar chat about the pressure that comes with recording music in a studio, the strange activities that sometimes occur during blackouts, fast food, and pharmaceutical companies. Then they relive Har Mar’s intense near death tubing adventure, create a TV show that follows a manager that deals with an array of different artists, and do their best at ruining George Michael’s “Careless Whisper.”

The hilarious, insightful, and super interesting Jack Dishel of Only Son explains how he’s recently come out of graffiti retirement on today’s Nocturnal Emotions! Jack tells us about his life long obsession with graffiti, rocking onstage with Mike Campbell, and how he feels about crowdsourcing. Then Jack & Har Mar create a couple of shows that include musicians in disguise & seeing the world through the eyes of handsome people. Plus, they play a game of Let Me Ruin Your Favorite Song with Guns N’ Roses’ “It’s So Easy.”

The radical Ryan Jarman of The Cribs joins Har Mar to nocturnally emote! Ryan & Har Mar chat about kidney stones, the Spinal Tap sequel, and bootleg merch. Ryan also tells us how he’s not cut out for dad stuff, going into the depths of Queen exhaustion, and some of his awful window selling jobs. Plus, Ryan & Har Mar discuss their love of Bret Michael’s Rock of Love, create a reality show that centers around small town battle of the bands, and play a game of Let Me Ruin Your Favorite Song with Queen’s “Don’t Stop Me Now.”