Noey Knows Nothing

Welcoming pop star, Aja MyQueen, to Noey Knows Nothing this week! (Well the 'pop star' part might be self-proclaimed, but we believe in speaking things into existence over here, baby)

Aja, the host of "As If The Podcast", has created a lifestyle of peace and positivity... with immense odds stacked against her. She talks to Noey about one of her most traumatic childhood experiences, and explains what it means to be a "soft woman" in a world that is so demanding of the "strong independent black woman."

Sprinkle in a gag-worthy d*ck pic convo, and you've got a well-rounded Episode 73. 

EPISODE BREAKDOWN:

0:00-4:20 - A Star Is Born

4:20-11:10 - The Journey

11:10-20:50 - I Can't Even

21:10-35:29 - Being A Soft Woman

35:40-43:17 - Who Shot Ya?

43:20-48:45 - Treat Yo Trauma

49:06-56:38 - Living a Delusional Life

56:45-60:01 - DMs of Doom

61:30-62:00 - What Kinda D*ck Pic Is That?!

62:15-63:60 - Wise Words From The Queen

FOLLOW AJA:

YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtYQVoFbZeRUhmqlXgnSYUg

As If The Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/as-if-the-podcast/id1516894263?uo=4

Instagram: @_ajamyqueen

Twitter: @ajamyqueen_

TikTok: @ajamyqueen

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Twitter: @noeygnome

TikTok: @noeygnome

Noey is joined this week by rapper & singer/songwriter Miles Gaines! Miles was discovered at the young age of 8, had almost ONE MILLION friends on MySpace (yes, MYSPACE) by the age of 10, and dropped his first hit single, "Stars" by 16.

And then he wanted to quit.

Now grown, Miles says 'fuck all that' & is ready to share his next moves in music, what's he's learned from his very successful father, and opens up about his friendship with a major GOAT in the NBA *eyes emoji*

EPISODE BREAKDOWN:

0:00-2:30 - Intro

2:30-8:30 - Dude Where's My Porsche Keys?

9:00-12:00 - Who's Miles Gaines?

12:20-21:22 - I Can't Even

21:38-28:29 - How Did We Get Here

28:40-29:10 - New Music

29:20-37:58 - Uplifting Vibes

40:00-43:20 - Getting It Out The Mud

43:25-46:00 - The Curry's

46:00-48:00 - 2 GOATS

50:00-54:50 - Grammys

58:30-61:52 - Why Do We Always End On Eating Ass

FOLLOW MILES:

https://www.youtube.com/user/milesgaines

https://music.apple.com/us/artist/miles-gaines/947432999

Instagram: @milesgaines

Twitter: @milesgaines

FOLLOW NOEY:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-bHKbZO8WpF1qZ-pRnFKww

Instagram: @noeygnome

Twitter: @noeygnome

TikTok: @noeygnome

 

 

 

 

Phoenix Legend, NATASHA CASTLES, joins Noey this week! Known most commonly as "Castles," Natasha is a woman who worked HARD, from the ground up to prove herself in the radio industry. She has branded herself nationally, created her own platform for artists, AND............... knows how to make herself cum!! BBLU?

Episode Breakdown:

2:40 - Who is Castles?

4:00 - The Roosevelt Tape

9:00 - Be Yo'self

16:20 - I Can't Even

23:33 - Relationships

27:20 - Is it Time to Shit on Men Yet?

30:00 - WTF is a Sweetest Day?

31:20 - Gift Giving to Get Some

35:20 - Men Aint Shit (Toxic Take2)

40:50 - Fucking on the First Date

43:00 - Lesbihonest

45:20 - WOMEN CUM FIRST

55:30 - DM's of Doom

60:00 - Where to Find Us

Follow Natasha Castles:

IG: @natashacastles

TW: @natashacastles

TikTok: @createyourowngangster

Ted Talk: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhMOyy9Nt1g

Follow The Roosevelt Tape:

https://music.apple.com/us/playlist/the-roosevelt-tape/pl.u-r2yBBVxTqNPgxm

IG: @theroosevelttape

TW: @roosevelttape

Follow Noey:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC-bHKbZO8WpF1qZ-pRnFKww

IG: @noeygnome

TW: @noeygnome

TikTok: @noeygnome

 

This week, Noey chops it up with Sean "Jazzy" Jeff, a mf so complex, an hour doesn't even scrape the surface who he is! As someone who is often partying, traveling, and going against the grain of almost everything society has deemed "normal"... you may be surprised to learn just how business minded Jazzy really is.  From slangin' m*lly in the rave scene to owning multiple businesses, Jazzy is a MEGA-HUSTLER who just don't give a f*ck. Period. The End.

Episode Breakdown:

0:40 - Scottsdale's Sean Puffy Combs

2:10 - Who is Jazzy?

10:10 - Don't Do Drugs

14:10 - Invest in Yourself

25:00 - King of Trolling

30:48 - I Can't Even

38:30 - Dating Jazzy

45:40 - Is Love Blind?

54:10 - Divorce Denial

57:00 - DM's of Doom

1:00:55 - Words of Wisdom

FOLLOW NOEY:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noeygnome/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/noeygnome

www.NoeyGnome.com

FOLLOW JAZZY:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/seanjazzyjeff/

 

Welcome to Season 3! Noey sits down with "Ruby Red", one of Arizona's sexiest social media influencers. She's a podcaster, a multi-brand ambassador, "Exclusive Fan Page" extraordinaire AND MORE! Aubrey talks openly about her life online versus the real world. Baddies, Bums, & Noey embarassing herself, per usual...

Episode Breakdown:

0:50 - Where is your Co-Host?

2:00 - Who is Ruby Red?

4:00 - TikTok Famous

7:10 - Brand Management

10:05 - What in the Actual F**k Podcast

14:30 - OnlyFans

18:22 - Stalkers & Dating

20:00 - I Can't Even

22:30 - Noey's Embarrassing Scenarios

35:20 - Joe Rogan/Cancel Culture

45:17  - DM's of Doom

49:00 - Where to Find Us

FOLLOW NOEY:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/noeygnome/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/noeygnome

www.NoeyGnome.com

FOLLOW AUBREY:

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/aubrey_red_/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/aubrey_red_?lang=en

What in the Actual F**k Podcast: 

https://www.instagram.com/whatintheactualf__k/

Kids these days are out of control!!!! Blame it on TikTok!!! (Okay Noey & Eric were pieces of shit too)

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Are heterosexual women CHOOSING to date their oppressors? Is EVERY man inherently a misogynist? Noey & Eric dive into the levels of "wokeness" and equality on Episode 67...

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What do Lil Nas X and Kanye West have in common? Well, Noey thinks they're fake af, and Eric thinks they are marketing geniuses.

Perhaps, both are true?

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Is it hoe-ing to date with a BABY BUMP? What are the rules for a single mommy-to-be? And are men even allowed an opinion on this?!

On another episode of Why Life Isn't Fair -- erm, I mean Noey Knows Nothing.

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As common as plastic surgery has become these days, Noey is petrified for her very first EVER operation! Eric is supportive, and reveals that he has thought about enhancing a thing or two himself *gasp*

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