77 • Nomad: Chapters 3-4

Alan bashes teachers, meets his 'geriatric nemesis', takes a pre-walk health check and strives to achieve QSPC, as we discuss how real celebs feature in the book, Quaddy emerges from the depths to scare the bejesus out of Nick and we introduce new feature "Where in the world is Jamie Theakston?" Come, let us fizz around your ears like a nagging ex-wife!