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William Wallace: Scotland’s Osama Bin Laden - who was the very tall angry man who incited England's 9/11?

William Wallace (Part 1)

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Chapters:

00:00: Scottish Epstein  

05:52: Medieval dildos 

08:31: Porridge and death  

10:32: The Great High Five 

14:35:  Fishing for Sturgeon 

17:04: Scottish Bin Laden 

20:30: Tennis Tiger Mum  

23:15: Pure Porridge Bunda  

27:26: The Scottish Mujahideen 

30:26: Scone Scoffing  

33:16: Fin’s too horny  

38:06: Deep fried roast

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Papa Doc’s back, immortal & bathing with the dead. How did the President for Life die after being reborn as a God? 

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Chapters:

00:00 – A Lesbian and Dicktator 

03:19  - Spiritual cross dressing 

05:33 – Burgatory 

09:59 – Just Poo it 

12:34 – Papa for life   

15:32 – The Vampire of the Caribbean 

17:35 – International law can F*ck off 

21:10 – The stinking sixties 

22:53 – Papa Doc killed JFK 

25:40 – Bathtime 

28:20 – Kidnapping to get good customer service 

31:13 – Dead guy in arrivals 

36:43 – Public executions on Dave    

38:09 – Steely Dan, MILFs and divorce tourism 

42:03 – Scores on the doors 

44:45 – Molesting yourself     

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Coffee, Voudou & Lesbians - Haiti or Hackney? How one man went from doctor to dictator armed with nothing but folklore and a lesbian sidekick.

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00:00 – Island Gaddafi  

04:00 – But first coffee  

06:30 – Haiti is in the group of death  

09:15 – Voodou revolt  

11:20 – Supporting black business  

13:25 –  The worst people occupy the worst country    

16:15 – Papa becomes a Doc  

20:05 – Alan  Akbar   

22:45 – Reads one book and becomes a dictator   

23:55 – Voodou sex doll (the  

28:24 – 8 man coup  

30:48 – Zombie gangsters  

34:30 – Madam Adolphe 

38:30 – No more Mr Normal guy 

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Comic powerhouse Joanne McNally joins us to talk sex work from the Victorian era onwards, and also to act as the Pope’s representative on the Quickshot Launch Masturbator 3000

The History of Sex Work (Part 2/2)

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00:00 - serving c*nt 

04:03 - Do you like neckbeards? 

07:58 - He strumpets 

11:17 - Arcane slurs 

14:31 - Molly houses 

16:12 - Mother Clap 

21:24 - Victorian Prostitutes 

24:03 - overrun with whores 

27:59 - contagious diseases act 

31:22 - Modern day sex work 

34:22 - Victorian laws 

36:14 - World War sex 

40:37 - Wine and Women 

44:20 - German prostitutes 

47:52 - Chemical prophylactic 

49:34 - Nazi brothels 

54:48 -Pinophile 

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For as long as there have been fat ugly men, there have been women who charge to have sex with them. But who knew it was us free-loving, sexually liberated brits who invented all the stigma and shame?

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Chapters;

00:00 - Happy ending? 

02:40 - Cockallation  

06:42 - oldest profession 

08:21 - The epic of Gilgamesh 

10:01 - Gay sheep 

12:30 - Shamhat the harlot 

15:29 - Cumscription 

20:57 - Ancient Greece 

25:39 - When in Rome 

28:57 - Lupanar 

36:52 - Medieval brothels

39:18 - Cunny for your thoughts  

41:44 - Gropecunt lane 

45:01 - Cucks

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By mummy’s third term she’s so high on her own supply that she thinks teaching kids about homosexuality will give them AIDS and decides taxing people for being poor is a great idea 

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CHAPTERS:

00:00 - Mummy’s last term  

03:36 - Mystery Bum disease   

08:50 - Gaydemic  

15:15 - X-Thachtor    

16:50 - Don’t die of ignorance  

18:26 - Section 28 

23:18 - Poll Tax  

28:04 - Tories turn on Thatcher   

31:42 - Mummy’s gone mad  

34:47 - Miner stroke  

37:28 - Ding Dong  

40:02 - Thatcher’s Legacy 

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For too long, Britain’s communities had been indulging in a weird fetish for digging burnt toast out the ground whilst blacked up- so having defeated the Argies, Thatcher has a new target in her sights 

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CHAPTERS:

00:00 - This lady’s not for cumming  

03:59 - What is coal?  

09:39 - The Miners   

12:43 - The Battle of Orgreave 

15:56 - Scargill, Thatcher in blackface 

20:28 - History of coal  

23:43 - Paddy McGee   

27:53 - Aftermath of the bomb  

31:34 - Arming the Khmer Rouge  

35:04 - Opening the bottle of Pinochet  

37:10 - The Queen Vs Thatcher  

41:16 - Apartheid 

43:13 - The Big Bang   

47:06 - 2008 Finance crisis 

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The British land on West Falkland and the land war begins, fighting hand-to-hand combat over terrain built for lesbians, until finally, 1800 islanders and half a million sheep are free 

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CHAPTERS:

00:00 All roads lead to the Falklands

05:39 The final offensive

08:19 Boots on the ground

14:45 Boggy terrain

16:43 Lesbian Devision

17:59 Airpedos 

23:00 The Battle of Goose Green

25:13 Yomping

27:54 Night time fighting 

29:32 The Battle of Mount Harriet

31:57 Ear trophies

34:58 Surrender

38:45 Victory for mummy

43:51 Guilt free war

46:38 Rejoice

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Thatcher starts performing as a Drag King Winston Churchill and unleashes the British Task Force, armed to the teeth with cutouts of Page 3 Models.  

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CHAPTERS:

00:00 - It’s War!  

05:38 - Deploy the our boys 

8:42 - The Empire Strikes Belly  

14:11 - The Country get behind mummy    

18:48 - Freedomo Flotilla 

21:27 - The Andrew formally known as Prince   

27:59 - A War Fine  

31:20 - The Sun misjudge the vibe  

38:25 - The French get involved  

41:11 - Operation Narwal  

44:33 - Old man goin home! 

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Mummy’s premiership is on the brink, when a fascist invasion of a Model Village on our very very southern border brings Mags a path to redemption 

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CHAPTERS:

00:00 - WWII (reprise) 

08:16 - Britain’s Southern border 

10:31 - The History of Falklands 

14:45 - Argentina’s Daddy issues 

18:10 - Permanent DofE

21:20 - Military Junta 

27:33 - Giving it the biggun  

29:22 - The Whisky General 

37:24 - Don’t mess with the British Antarctica Survey 

39:35 - Flicked Mummy’s tit 

41:43 - Operation Rosario 

43:50 - Governor Hunt 

46:06 - Radio DJ live streams the invasion 

49:03 - Mummy lets the dads loose 

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