Cleopatra actually lived closer in time to the invention of paintball than the building of the pyramids. 

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Chapters;

00:00 - Hold Your Pum Back

05:33 - Mark Antony Fitness

12:13 - Paedophile Time

15:03 - What’s Wrong Lager Boy?

17:51 - Warhammer Troll

20:36 - The Only Way Is Egypt

23:45 - Boring Joan Of Arc

26:48 - The Poison Botherer

32:09 - Location Location Location

36:54 - Snake Milker

40: 51 - Top 10 Women

43:32 - Cleofatra

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The year is 69BC (nice), Cleopatra is born. She will grow up to become the most famous woman in the world by weaponising her pum.   

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Chapters:

00:00 - Long Road To Truss  

04:28 - Decades of Inbreeding  

09:40 - Keys In A Bowl Christmas  

13:24 - Sixty Nine  

19:45 - Horatio The Feminist  

23:18 - Oh Come On Mate 

27:11 - Post Coital Disgust 

31:37 - The Taste of Royal Woman 

34:56 - Puddle Of Cum 

37:20 - Her Pum Is A Weapon 

40:44 - DIY SOS 

43:49 - I Live For The Week 

48:53 - Ancient Jeremy Kyle  

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After his trial, OJ does what any innocent man would do - commit a felony. 

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Chapters:

00:00: Horatio finds God 

05:39: Judge Penis Pump 

09:19: 52 card pickup  

14:12: He’s Rachel Dolezal’d himself 

17:12: The Ruby Wax Prank!  

20:43: White Mexico 

22:51: Bin Laden’s parking ticket 

25:01: You’ve been juiced 

27:22: More tab than book 

32:18: One less witness!  

36:28: I’m stopping now!  

42:14: OJ’s Eras Tour 

46:05: Nepo Drag Baby  

49:48: Hey Twitter World 

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Hey Twitter World! It's time for OJ’s trial.  

OJ Simpson (Part 3)  

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Chapters:

00:00: The Charming Thicko  

04:56: OJ’s cameo  

09:44: Wagwan White Lady  

12:37: The American Noel Edmunds 

16:03: No N Word November 

20:03: It was a prank!  

25:55: He’s been framed 

29:57: OJ hates black people 

32:53: Prison nurse!  

36:54: The glove debacle  

41:47: The Epstein Conspiracy  

45:42: If I said it 

50:13: Pakistani hair (from the back) 

54:01: Moving to the swamp  

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The juice is loose, with nothing but a gun and a fake goatee for company.  

OJ Simpson (Part Two)

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OJ Simpson: Cunning, thick & allegedly innocent. How did a boy raised by his drag queen dad become the biggest news story of the 90s?

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Chapters:

00:00: Nine Inch Knob 

04:49: Gay Black Drag Queens  

07:10: Cunning And Thick  

13:24: NFL bollocks  

17:55: Blinfluencer  

21:35:  Charlie’s Fantasy  

24:46: Bodypumping  

28:28: White Appropriation  

34:10: The Father’s Burden 

37:27: Is gay contagious?  

41:13: The Greg Wallace Defence 

43:53: Nicole’s Frying Pan 

46:20: Can I Have Some Friends?  

50:21: Nicole’s In Brazil  

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Nothing says “I’m not a paedophile” like religion, charity, and a group of young boys.  

 General Gordon (Part Two)

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Chapters:

00:00: Charitable paedophile 

05:50: The great boy lover 

10:05: A chinese fez 

15:22: World’s fattest woman 

18:39: Charlie’s a paedophile 

23:51: The bad slaves 

26:03: Bunda tree  

29:44: The early Dr Grumpikins 

33:56: Let’s send Beckham   

36:52: Sonic orgasm chair  

39:01: Filibustering the nile 

44:17: lsis be isising  

46:32: One all  

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Who better to cause England's 9/11 than Scotland's very own Bin Laden?

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William Wallace: Scotland’s Osama Bin Laden - who was the very tall angry man who incited England's 9/11?

William Wallace (Part 1)

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Chapters:

00:00: Scottish Epstein  

05:52: Medieval dildos 

08:31: Porridge and death  

10:32: The Great High Five 

14:35:  Fishing for Sturgeon 

17:04: Scottish Bin Laden 

20:30: Tennis Tiger Mum  

23:15: Pure Porridge Bunda  

27:26: The Scottish Mujahideen 

30:26: Scone Scoffing  

33:16: Fin’s too horny  

38:06: Deep fried roast

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