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How did Prehistoric Homo Sapiens win out over Neanderthals, and was it simply because the Neanderthals were autistic? 

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CHAPTERS:

00:00 Ugo history  

07:18 - lots of homos  

13:44 - homo errectus  

19:11 - Homo Hobbit  

22:27 - Neanderthals and amateur phrenology  

27:41 - the prodigal producer returns  

30:03 - dinner party convo  

33:26 - f*cking or fighting  

38:22 - Homo sapiens  

45:45 - Early page 3  

48:43 - The end of an era 

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How does Matthew Perry end up restoring the emperor of Japan?

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00:00 Tokugawa He Emits Poo

07:11 Role of Daimyo 

15:24 The Original Weeb

20:00 Closed Country Policy

28:48 Origin Story of Matthew Perry 

34:24 kabuki minstrel show / sumo 

36:27 Sippy Cup Privileges 

39:10 She’s an Easy Peeler

44:31 Imperial Restoration

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As war turns to peace, the Japanese find they have more time to shove anthropods up themselves 

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Chapters;

00:00 Hideyoshi is baking

6:48 The OG Korean War

14:17 Not My Words  

21:02 Edophilia 

24:45 #comeonethal 

29:03 Dual Nature of Japan 

34:53 Cool Japania   

41:03 Theatre is too horny  

46:35 Golden age of Geisha 

52:26 Stick a nappy on em

55:01 Turned on by Loyalty

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The show for people who like history but don't care what actually happened.

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Part 1: Accent fans, rejoice: we’re in feudal Japan, which it turns out was Upside Down land.

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00:00 Accent Fans Rejoice

06:50 Emperor Teapot

13:47 Mongol Invasions

16:05 Synchronised Seppuku

17:38 Incel Heroes

23:34 Real Mates Chop Their Mate's Head Off

26:52 Wakashudō

34:35 One Long Star Mode

41:07 Goldicocks and the Three Bears

47:24 Nobunaga’s in Charge

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It's the finale of our Titanic series on Britain's post-war decline, and we reach Jim Callaghan and the Winter of Discontent. There are rubbish bags and corpses piling up in the streets. Everyone's on strike. Lads; it's time for mummy to come and pick you up.

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0:00 Bombay to Bombay Mix 

06:28 Scum Valhalla 

11:38 Chesticles 3000

15:19 Nationalise Porn 

19:58 Callaghan Invents the Zebra Crossing

23:10 Two Toilets Meet

27:40 Live Laugh Love Pact 

28:30 Trans Taylor 

32:58 The Winter of Discontent

40:03 Crisis? What Crisis?

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Harold Wilson's second term, those were the days- when a civil servant could get away with sexually dominating a dementia-ridden prime minister. 

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00:00 Live from the toilet

08:25 Pants are fizzing for snooker  

13:58  Parliament is hung

16:42  Wilson's dominatrix

22:43  Adolf Bowie

28: 48 When beers were coffee

33:30 The Grumble in the jungle

37:56 The angriest growler

44:68  pEUdo

47:17  Dirty grandpa

54:03  Absolutely knackered   

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Ted Heath was the rudest man to ever be Prime Minster, as well as the fattest, the grumpiest and quite possibly the nonciest. 

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00:00 Horatio's shameless plug

01:10 The autoerotic asphyxiation of the 70s

09:20 ‘I don’t see women’

12:20  The Bush dynasty

15:59 Eloquent Racism

21:37  Spoilt swot

27:35  Bombing Billy Batty

30:15  Beware of the angry growler

33:33 Thyroid can’t handle the strikes  

41:47 Three-day week

54:19  Pedophilia is in Vogue

58:16 The Incredible Sulk

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The architect of the original woke nonsense, Harold Wilson's first government sees a slew of sacred cows slaughtered.  

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Chapters;

00:00 King of Butt Stuff 

06:25 What Is Ze Age of Consent?

10:02 Scholars and Racists 

17:15 Barbie Asshole

25:00 BT Tower Will Guide You Home 

30:13 Slew of Woke Nonsense 

35:05 The Lady Chatterley Affair

39:20 Why am I Hitler?

43:20 Slippery Wilson

48:28 The Creaking Post War Consensus

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Alec Douglas-Who? A Prime Minister who was so boring and ineffective he’s too obscure even for pub quizzes, that’s who

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00:00 Enter The GOAT 

06:20 Chandeliers to Puppies 

13:07 The Right to Fag

19:44 The Last Patrician 

24:05 Entirely Encased In Plaster 

28:28 Special Relationships 

33:28 Terrible On Telly

36:33 At Least Truss Was Memorable

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