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As the American War of Independence kicks off, Britain needs to find a new sewer - and in Hawaii, Captain Cook finally gets Cooked.

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00:00 He just loves maps 

05:58 Himbo Island

10:54 Botany Bay Penal Colony 

11:29 Banks and Prisons

18:47 Orgy on Arrival

25:04 Antarctic Exploration

31:23 Poisonous Pufferfish and Scurvy

36:01 One Last Job

42:09 Cook Gets Cooked 

50:44 Leave It Alone

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How did Captain Cook, the so-called founding father of White Australia and a boring map dweeb with an ugly wife, end up getting cancelled as the symbol of colonialism?

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00:00 Australia is Marbella 

06:59 Not Spending Any More Time On It

13:52 Pastry Chasers 

18:43 Cook King

22:46 The Seven Years' War

27:17 The Hydrographer

30:41 A Real Plant Botherer

37:36 Landfall in Tahiti 

44:41 Wifebeating Ground Zero

47:50 Raisins, all of them

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The Regime falls, and yet Pol takes his boys back to the Jungle and carries on as before. Is this the most unsatisfying end to a dictator in history?

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00:00 No problem

04:58 Shutting Up Shop

09:32 Pot calling the kettle Chinese

13:13 The Banality of Anal

18:06 Pol’s Personal life

21:01 70s nostalgia

24:04 Failed embalming (Pol Pong)

30:34 Paul Potts

31:30 What has Charlie Learnt?

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Now in power, the Khmer Rouge get to work eradicating everyone with glasses with a strike rate that is truly Aguero-esque 

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Cambodia is served a ten course tasting menu of fire from above, before Pol Pot tells an entire city to f*ck off

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00:00 - Communism is Boring 
04:11 - Political Potty  
08:05 - Pol Gets Cucked 
13:44 - I’m a Communist Keep Me In Here
19:11 - Rightwing Military Poo 
25:00 - Napalm Set Menu
31:20 - Leader of the FUNK
34:22 - Imagine There’s No Money 
38:06 - Lon Nol has a stroke 
42:07 - Everyone Out

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How did a smiley boy who was good at volleying footballs become the monster behind the Cambodian Genocide?

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Chapters;

00:00 Sex Tour Duty

04:57 Ladyman

08:11 The French Get Involved

12:49 God King Monivong

16:50 Trans Swindon

21:09 Jungle Blair

27:41 The First Indochinese War

34:50 Cambodia Gains Independence

40:10 Milked in the Palace

44:27 Rice Farmer with a Scissor Kick

48:04 Pol’s Nailing It

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Caligula makes a miraculous recovery from his deathbed, only to re-emerge madder, bloodier, and Chinese-ier than ever.

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Caligula is infamous as a byword for tyranny, but was it his fault or was someone just pushing the wrong buttons in his head? 

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00:00 A Potted History of Rome

06:44 German Thrasher

13:15 Bootykins on Tour

18:25 Germanicus poisoned

22:24 Paedo Island

29:36 OG Epstein Dies

33:15 Caligula’s Honeymoon Period

38:03 Height of Roman Blood Sports

42:38 Emperor in Drag

47:25 Brass Tax

51:31 Caligula’s Chinese Paedo Button

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