Hey folks, it’s that time of year again when everyone’s mind is on preparing massive amounts of food – I am of course taking about post-election season comfort binging – oh also Thanksgiving I guess.

So here’s a podcast of NonPro’s Hot Dog Crawl through Clifton NJ and its environs. We have no idea if an “actual play” podcast of us eating and mumbling romantically about Texas wieners is anyone’s jam, but if you like the idea of audio-verity and mouth noises, please do listen. If not, maybe skip this episode and stay tuned for an upcoming show where we debate the morality of Rock’em Sock’em Robots. Bon appetite!

As part of our spotlight on independent creators looking for your support this holiday season, we interview Seregon O’Dassey about her new project, Absynthia. If you are interested in steampunk science-fiction with a soap-opera twist, created by women, then this is a project for you.

Listen, we don’t recommend listening to this – but if you’ve run out of reasons for getting out of bed this Halloween, you could see how long you can stomach our ill-conceived adaptation of one of the worst “Creepy Pastas” ever to be vomited up onto the internet.

We’re sorry.

Inexplicably restored from the NonPro Clip-Keeper’s Vault, the Lazy Foley Players present to you, this uncut, unedited, unproduced piece of unprofessional pulp. A creepy little tale called “Death Howls by Moonrise”

“Death Howls by Moonrise” is a Non-Productive Production, adapted from a comic by Maurice Gutwirth and George Appel originally published in 1951 The Hands of Fate #8.

Adapted for the radio by Frank Hablawi

Pete Monte as the Narrator and the Sheriff

Nate Schoonover as Ginny

Al Baldino as Fulton

AJ Ingersoll as Deputy Cowboy

and Frank Hablawi as Ben and your Announcer

The gang discusses some of their favorite Halloween traditions they’d like to see make a comeback, including some very controversial suggestions from the back of the class…

HITOBITO NO HIKARI is a 2 page Japanese style-psychological horror pen and paper role-playing game about a group of girls seeking their lost friend. Heavily inspired in Fatal Frame and The Clock Tower series.

See below for the recording of our YouTube Live Event where we play the game for the first time, or if you prefer, an audio-only recording of our session is at the bottom of this post.

Non-Productive.com is bringing back its Actual Play podcast/videocast series, Game Night! and would love for you to join along! Post suggestions of games you’d like to see get played, and volunteer to be a guest gamer today!

NonPro Game Night:

Hitobito No Hikari:

Listen in as the cast on NonPro walk you through the secret histories of five fantastic creatures from the journals of cryptozoology! There’s science, history, and more than a little pop-culture behind the origin of these cryptids, and the truth just might shock you!

Non-Productive.com ushers in #GEEKTOBERFEST with a veritable “Employee’s Pick” of horror movies we think you might have overlooked! Take a listen, and then jump down to the comments section to tell us just how pedestrian our tastes are – or if you’re not feeling particularly jerky, simply make some recommendations of your own!

In this infuriating episode, the crew at NonPro discuss their rambling and inadequate viewpoints on topics including Firefly, Star Trek, Star Wars, Transformers, Nintendo, and Pixar. See how quickly you hit the “unfollow” button after listening to our Unpopular Geek Opinions!

Join us as we remember Gene Wilder with a look back on personal stories, his craft, and his impact on film.