Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging Science, Technology, and Society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

WarCrafters

Thinky Direct

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/thinky-games-is-doing-its-first-ever-thinky-direct-showcase-on-may-29/

Games are Too Damn Expensive

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/former-sony-boss-shuhei-yoshida-doesnt-think-gamers-should-be-complaining-about-the-price-of-games-and-i-think-hes-missing-the-point-2/

Raise Dinosaurs

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/realityhacker/f/d/raise-dinosaurs-in-dino-hab-on-quest-3-3s/

Summer Game Fest

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/summer-game-fest-and-not-e3-2025-schedule-all-conference-dates-and-times/

One of the Worst Games of All Time

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/one-of-the-worst-games-of-all-time-got-a-steam-release-but-is-it-even-that-bad-compared-to-our-current-hell-of-asset-flips-and-steam-shovelware/

TechnologyToday

Pain Relief Discovery

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/tylenol-doesnt-work-the-way-we-thought-scientists-just-made-a-surprising-pain-relief-discovery/

Carbon Capture Efficiency

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/mit-breakthrough-makes-carbon-capture-6x-more-efficient/

Energy Density Breakthrough

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/metal-fleeces-boost-battery-energy-density-by-enabling-thicker-faster-charging-electrodes/

Fractionating Crude Oil

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/a-new-approach-could-fractionate-crude-oil-using-much-less-energy/

Earths Hydrogen Jackpot

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/earths-secret-hydrogen-jackpot-enough-clean-power-for-170000-years/

FourWheelTech

Yer a Dipstick

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/new-cars-dont-all-come-with-dipsticks-anymore-heres-why/

Can-Am Canyon

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/the-can-am-canyon-has-tons-of-adventure-flavor-but-its-not-to-my-taste/

RAV4 Hybrid and PHEV

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/toyota-debuts-all-new-rav4-with-hybrid-and-phev-powertrains-only/

Can't Dodge these Doors

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/dodge-adds-more-doors-to-the-charger-daytona-ev-for-2026/

Nissan Micra EV

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/new-nissan-micra-ev-is-a-restyled-renault-5-with-an-adorable-face/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging Science, Technology, and Society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

RealityHacker

Talk to your Pets

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/your-pets-could-one-day-be-able-to-talk-to-you-with-ai/

Hatsune Miku

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/anyway-heres-hatsune-miku-dancing-to-a-fen-vocaloid-cover-in-vrchat/

Spiders Spin Glowing Red Silk

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/wanted/f/d/biologists-engineer-spiders-to-spin-glowing-red-silk/

Infrared Night Vision Contacts

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/wanted/f/d/these-infrared-night-vision-contacts-let-you-see-through-your-eyelids/

The End of Reality as we Know It

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/googles-new-video-generating-ai-may-be-the-end-of-reality-as-we-know-it/

WANTED!

Marshall Sound Bar

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/wanted/f/d/marshall-soundbar-wants-to-dial-your-tv-to-eleven/

A Sleek Glass Air Fryer

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/wanted/f/d/tested-this-sleek-glass-air-fryer-is-our-new-favorite-kitchen-gadget/

Weird but Awesome Gadgets

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/wanted/f/d/6-weird-but-awesome-gadgets-i-spotted-at-computex-2025/

Close Encounters Mask

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/wanted/f/d/summon-your-own-friendly-aliens-with-this-close-encounters-mask/

The Blade Runner Volocopter

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/wanted/f/d/blade-runner-18-rotor-volocopter-moving-from-concept-to-prototype/

The Continuity Report

Pennywise Returns in HBO Prequel

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/pennywise-returns-in-the-first-trailer-for-hbos-it-prequel-welcome-to-derry/

A New Adventure Movie

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/alan-ritchson-teaming-up-with-a-minecraft-movie-writers-top-gun-producer-for-new-adventure-movie/

A New Predator Movie

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/new-predator-movie-is-tripling-down-on-badlands-most-divisive-yautja-element/

Zootopia 2

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/zootopia-2-trailer-judy-hopps-and-nick-wilde-are-going-undercover/

Mission Impossible Box Office versus Projections

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/mission-impossible-the-final-reckoning-budget-vs-box-office-projections-how-much-it-needs-to-make/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging Science, Technology, and Society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Jony Ai(ves) the Super Gadget

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/openai-and-jony-ives-ai-super-gadget/

Hawk figures out Signals

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/wanted/f/d/this-hawk-figured-out-traffic-signals-to-ambush-its-prey/

Light No Fire Status Update

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/light-no-fire-everything-we-know-about-hello-games-planet-sized-survival-game/

Claude Blackmailed an Engineer

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/anthropics-new-claude-model-blackmailed-an-engineer-in-test-runs/

First Reactions to Ballerina

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/ballerinas-first-reactions-call-it-a-great-addition-to-john-wicks-world/

Microsoft Activision Blizzard Acquisition Status

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/ftc-drops-2-year-case-against-microsofts-68-7-billion-acquisition-of-activision-blizzard/

Stealth Drone landed in Wyoming says "Feed Me Seymour!"

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/stealth-drone-landed-in-wyoming-demanding-fuel/

Streamer University

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/what-is-kai-cenats-streamer-university-explained/

Avengers Avenging but soon (tm)

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/marvel-has-delayed-both-upcoming-avengers-movies/

Noctua Quiet Case

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/noctua-finally-cracks-the-case-market-with-a-fan-equipped-chassis-that-can-substantially-reduce-noise-and-now-i-want-an-all-noctua-rig/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging Science, Technology, and Society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Tamagotchi Paradise

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/tamagotchi-paradise-has-you-caring-for-an-entire-planet-of-virtual-pets/

Virtuactors to Talk you through Products

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/amazon-is-testing-ai-generated-hosts-that-talk-customers-through-product-features/

5 Ingredient Burger Patty

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/i-made-ina-gartens-5-ingredient-burger-patties-they-tasted-amazing-and-came-together-quickly/

AI to document 77 Million Miles

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/a-nonprofit-used-ai-to-document-77-million-miles-of-unmapped-waterways-heres-why-that-matters/

Data Stolen about 60 Million Kids

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/teen-hacker-stole-60-million-kids-data-and-tried-to-ransom-it-for-bitcoin/

A Valve Chip in your Brain

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/realityhacker/f/d/valve-founders-neural-interface-company-to-release-first-brain-chip-this-year/

Transforming Pathology

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/greenagram/f/d/how-artificial-intelligence-is-transforming-pathology/

PFAS in most US Beer

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/pfas-detected-in-most-us-beers-with-highest-levels-near-contaminated-water/

Genestar tracks your Space Health

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/ready-for-space-travel-genestar-can-track-how-space-affects-your-health/

Chili's Sabotage Ads

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/smashortrash/f/d/beastie-boys-settle-lawsuit-against-chilis-owner-over-sabotage-ads/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging Science, Technology, and Society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Memorial Day Travel

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/5-hot-memorial-day-travel-destinations-according-to-kayak-and-5-quickly-getting-cheaper/

Airborne Bad Bat Tour

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/wanted/f/d/u-s-family-infected-with-airborne-fungal-disease-after-touring-bat-filled-caves/

Anti-Cancer Benefits of Weight Loss Drugs

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/scientists-discover-powerful-anti-cancer-benefits-of-popular-weight-loss-drugs/

No More Player Loyalty

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/wanted/f/d/playstation-just-canceled-its-loyalty-program/

A National Parking Platform

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/national-parking-platform-seeks-to-end-hassle-of-multiple-parking-apps/

Where the Stolen iPhones Go

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/smacktalk/f/d/many-iphones-stolen-in-the-us-and-europe-end-up-in-one-building-in-china/

Blood Donations Needed

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/appeal-for-2000-blood-donations-as-supply-runs-low/

Onlyfans for Saving Endangered Species

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/this-onlyfans-account-is-saving-endangered-species-with-mating-content/

The Spy who Came in From the Cold

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/john-le-carres-the-spy-who-came-in-from-the-cold-sets-london-west-end-bow/

An AI Generated Summer Reading List

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/yes-chicago-sun-times-published-ai-generated-summer-reading-list-with-books-that-dont-exist/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging Science, Technology, and Society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Obeelivious

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/on-world-bee-day-the-bees-remained-busy-and-oblivious-to-threats-that-endanger-their-survival/

Throne Scrolling

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/toilet-scrolling-is-hurting-your-butt/

Wise Monk Embezzled Millions

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/roundersgear/f/d/buddhist-monk-embezzled-us9m-for-online-baccarat-gets-karma/

Clueless Hikers in Danger

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/ai-chatbots-are-putting-clueless-hikers-in-danger-search-and-rescue-groups-warn/

Busy Port 5G Network, wait a busy port?

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/a-busy-ports-new-5g-network-can-help-cargo-ships-100-miles-away-stay-connected-to-the-mainland/

Mysterious Non-Terrestrial Bacteria

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/mysterious-bacteria-not-found-on-earth-are-growing-on-chinas-space-station/

Bird Flu threat to Cats

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/bird-flu-is-now-killing-cats-at-a-90-fatality-rate-experts-warn-it-could-jump-to-humans/

Small Nuclear Reactor

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/first-us-utility-seeks-permit-for-a-small-nuclear-reactor/

Southwest Complicates Charging

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/charging-your-device-on-a-southwest-flight-is-about-to-get-more-complicated/

Reasons for Firing

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/ex-foo-fighters-drummer-josh-freese-has-a-hilarious-list-of-reasons-for-his-firing/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging Science, Technology, and Society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Your Brain on Problems

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/wanted/f/d/this-is-what-your-brain-looks-like-when-you-solve-a-problem/

Quantum Outsmarts

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/quantum-computers-just-outsmarted-supercomputers-heres-what-they-solved/

What the Zigzags?

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/these-odd-zigzags-on-british-roads-might-just-save-your-life/

Splashing Cashola

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/wealthy-shoppers-are-splashing-the-cash-on-jewelry-so-long-as-its-the-right-brand/

Buc-Ees Gas Stations

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/buc-ees-gas-station-chain-is-becoming-the-monster-energy-of-gas-stations-for-trademark-bullying/

Cartoony Chaos

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/wanted/f/d/disneylands-70th-anniversary-brings-cartoony-chaos-to-this-summers-celebration/

Virtual Road Trips via Google Street View

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/late-nite-geeks/f/d/thousands-of-people-have-embarked-on-a-virtual-road-trip-via-google-street-view/

The Largest Credit Card Companies

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/2-of-the-worlds-largest-credit-card-companies-just-merged/

One Orange Brain Cell

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/we-finally-figured-out-why-orange-cats-are-orange/

Energy Drinks Feeding Things

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/could-your-energy-drink-be-feeding-cancer-what-scientists-just-discovered/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging Science, Technology, and Society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

News we Discussed:

WarCrafters -

Leeroy Jenkins Turns 20.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/happy-20-year-anniversary-leeroy-jenkins/

Altered Alma

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/aeryth/f/d/altered-alma-the-cyberpunk-metroidvania-youre-looking-for/

A Forgetting Game

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/hideo-kojima-has-an-idea-for-a-forgetting-game-but-everyone-over-the-age-of-30-is-already-living-it/

The Powerwash Simulator for firebugs.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/rescue-ops-wildfire-is-an-upcoming-firefighting-simulator-with-dynamic-fire-tech-that-looks-genuinely-terrifying/

4 Cool Games

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/kotakus-weekend-guide-4-cool-games-were-vibing-with-as-may-evaporates-before-our-eyes/

TechnologyToday -

Quake Proofing Transformers

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/hardening-the-grid-research-team-focuses-on-quake-proofing-transformer-bushings/

Virtual Time Freezing

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/virtual-time-freezing-technique-lets-scientists-see-inside-spinning-engines-and-tools/

Tiny Chip Eye Brain Memory

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/this-tiny-chip-sees-like-an-eye-thinks-like-a-brain-and-remembers-instantly/

New DNA Structures

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/beyond-the-double-helix-strange-new-dna-structures-discovered-in-ape-genomes/

Wipe Out Ear Infections

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/one-and-done-cure-new-gel-wipes-out-ear-infections-in-24-hours/

FourWheelTech -

Better at Roundabouts

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/we-really-should-be-better-at-roundabouts-by-now/

Diesel Trucks have 2 Batteries

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/the-reason-why-diesel-trucks-have-two-batteries/

Fast Fiat

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/against-all-odds-this-fiat-is-ridiculously-fast/

King Crab Rear Steering Hummer EV

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/the-hummer-ev-can-navigate-tight-spaces-with-new-king-crab-rear-steering/

Apple Carplay Pro

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/aston-martin-gives-the-people-what-they-want-apple-carplay-on-steroids/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging Science, Technology, and Society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Reality Hacker -

Another Simulation Theory

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/wanted/f/d/gravity-could-be-proof-were-living-in-a-computer-simulation-new-theory-suggests/

When an Apple falls in your Head

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/wanted/f/d/coming-soon-to-apple-devices-brain-control-accessibility-features/

The Age of Paranoia.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/realityhacker/f/d/deepfakes-scams-and-the-age-of-paranoia/

The First Attack.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/humanoid-robot-turned-on-handlers-at-factory-in-dystopian-attack/

Meta wants You... all of you.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/meta-wants-your-smile-squats-and-small-talk-and-its-paying-50-an-hour-to-scan-them/

WANTED! -

A Flying Motorcycle? Yes Please.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/your-flying-car-will-never-come-but-a-flying-motorcycle-might/

Specialty Kitchen Knives.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/wanted/f/d/4-specialty-kitchen-knives-i-cant-stop-using/

Modern Cassette Boombox

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/this-modern-cassette-boombox-will-lure-you-in-with-glowing-vu-meters/

Google Smart Glasses Redux

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/realityhacker/f/d/google-teases-smart-glasses-demo-for-i-o-next-week/

The Best Laser Cutters and Engravers for 2025

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/wanted/f/d/ive-tested-the-best-laser-cutters-and-engravers-of-2025-and-number-three-was-loads-of-fun/

The Continuity Report -

X-Files Reborn.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/its-true-a-brand-new-x-files-series-is-in-talks-with-a-little-bit-of-help-from-marvel/

Live Action Star Wars Shows and Movies

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/all-18-live-action-star-wars-shows-and-movies-ranked-by-critics/

The Best Car Movies

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/these-are-the-best-car-movies-according-to-you/

Apple TV's Wild Things

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/smacktalk/f/d/jude-law-and-andrew-garfield-bring-magic-and-mayhem-to-apple-tv-in-wild-things/

Star Trek Strange New Worlds

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/star-trek-strange-new-worlds-returns-on-july-17/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging Science, Technology, and Society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Finders Keepers Analog Ransomware

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/connecticut-towing-companies-can-hold-personal-property-for-ransom-just-because-it-was-inside-a-car/

Leopard Spotted Rattlesnake

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/this-eye-catching-rattlesnake-found-in-arizona-has-unusual-leopard-spots-likely-from-a-genetic-mutation/

Arctic Vault of Great Works

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/visit-the-arctic-vault-holding-back-ups-of-great-works/

Chromebooks are Fire

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/please-kids-do-not-set-your-chromebook-on-fire/

Bungie may never bounce back.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/bungie-caught-stealing-artwork-again/

Your Next Password?

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/wanted/f/d/your-next-password-could-be-a-piece-of-plastic/

Dine and Dash Millionaires

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/millionaires-awarded-100k-after-being-falsely-accused-of-dine-and-dashing/

Abandoned Orca

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/2-orcas-trapped-in-abandoned-marine-park-months-after-closure/

Nolan's Odyssey

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/christopher-nolans-odyssey-will-be-the-first-movie-shot-entirely-on-imax-film/

No Pilot for 10 Minutes

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/a-flight-spent-10-minutes-with-no-pilot-when-the-first-officer-collapsed-while-the-captain-was-in-the-bathroom/