Non Sequitur News

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

If Tiktok is Banned

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/meta-could-rake-in-billions-in-ad-dollars-if-tiktok-is-banned/

This really sucks...air

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/the-worlds-largest-vacuum-is-here-to-suck-pollution-from-the-air/

The Warmth of Power Plants

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/manatees-are-flocking-to-florida-power-plants-to-escape-the-cold/

404 Hiker Not Found

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/roundersgear/f/d/stranded-las-vegas-hiker-saves-own-life-with-website-update/

A Meteorite Crash in Canada Recorded

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/meteorite-crash-in-canada-is-caught-by-home-security-camera-in-likely-world-first-video-footage/

CFPB Sued for Regulating

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/cfpb-sued-for-trying-to-regulate-digital-payment-apps-more-like-banks/

SpaceX Rocket Debris

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/threats-of-spacex-rocket-debris-forcing-flight-delays-over-indian-ocean-routes/

New Gremlins and Goonies

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/warner-bros-might-be-planning-on-new-gremlins-and-goonies-movies/

ISS Spacewalk 2025

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/astronauts-prepare-to-tackle-critical-repairs-in-historic-iss-spacewalk/

A Fine for Not Parking Bike Correctly

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/timothee-chalamet-got-a-73-fine-after-riding-a-bike-to-the-a-complete-unknown-london-premiere-to-beat-traffic-he-didnt-park-it-properly/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

DJI to remove Drone Limits

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/dji-will-no-longer-stop-drones-from-flying-over-airports-wildfires-and-the-white-house/

Filliam H. Muffman's Broadway Adaptation

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/broadway-adaptation-of-nathan-fillion-movie-with-89-rotten-tomatoes-score-coming-to-max/

A Bad Rap

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/thewordinlaw/f/d/drakes-attempt-to-parlay-rap-battle-loss-into-courtroom-success-results-in-another-loss/

Chronically Delayed Flights

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/dot-sues-southwest-fines-frontier-for-chronically-delayed-flights/

Red Dye Number 3 Banned

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/the-fda-bans-red-dye-no-3-in-food-heres-what-that-means/

Fireproof Communities

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/realityhacker/f/d/los-angles-needs-to-fireproof-communities-not-just-houses/

I've heard of High Prices.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/burger-king-worker-fired-after-marijuana-found-in-chicken-fries/

Locking Stuff Up is Bad

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/walgreens-says-it-turns-out-locking-up-stuff-is-bad-for-business/

Looting should be a Felony

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/california-officials-propose-making-looting-during-emergency-a-felony/

Yogurt Recall due to Plastic

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/yogurt-recall-update-as-fda-sets-risk-level-over-plastic-contamination/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

New Horizon Post Office Scandal Claims

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/over-2000-new-post-office-scandal-compensation-claims-minister/

Razer Thin Refunds

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/ftc-is-now-refunding-people-who-bought-razers-ridiculous-zephyr-masks/

These Different Dogs

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/chornobyl-dogs-arent-different-because-of-mutation/

Tracking to Raise Prices

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/texas-sues-allstate-for-allegedly-tracking-people-to-raise-insurance-prices/

Starbucks the historical trend

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/starbucks-ended-its-open-door-policy-buy-something-or-get-out/

Because you are sociopathic bastards

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/ftc-accuses-cvs-cigna-and-unitedhealth-of-marking-up-cancer-hiv-drugs/

That unpaid toll text is a scam

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/got-a-text-about-an-unpaid-toll-its-almost-definitely-a-scam/

Regulating 5 air toxins

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/colorado-to-start-regulating-emission-of-5-air-toxins-that-make-people-sick/

Driver Deactivation Lawsuit

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/instacart-and-uber-file-appeal-in-driver-deactivation-lawsuit-against-city-of-seattle/

Mosasaur Fossil might be a Forgery

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/scientists-suspect-newly-discovered-mosasaur-fossil-is-a-forgery/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Disney Moana Too Close to Someone Else

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/disney-hit-with-copyright-lawsuit-for-moana-2-in-the-middle-of-awards-season/

Nationwide Mexican Food Recall

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/nationwide-mexican-food-recall-over-metal-contamination-fears/

LA Homes Live Stream

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/burning-l-a-homes-live-streamed-their-own-destruction-as-owners-watched/

Dunkin Doughnuts without Donuts, so just Dunkin.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/some-dunkin-stores-in-the-states-are-completely-out-of-doughnuts/

Bitcoin Mining Conversion Claim

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/rightprotect/f/d/cafc-finds-bitcoin-miners-conversion-claim-preempted-for-patent-like-language/

Tiktok Alternative

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/wanted/f/d/an-alternative-to-tiktok-is-picking-up-steam-in-the-us/

Jersey Shoring up Profits from Congestion

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/new-jersey-upset-over-missing-slice-of-nycs-15-billion-congestion-pricing-pie-after-failing-to-stop-tolls/

Nuclear Plants in Japan get Rattled

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/japans-nuclear-plants-rattled-as-magnitude-6-9-quake-hits-hyuga-nada/

Scumbaggery as Burglar in California Fires

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/burglar-dressed-as-firefighter-among-29-arrested-in-california/

the Homegrown UK AI Rival

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/britain-seeks-to-build-homegrown-rival-to-openai-in-bid-to-become-world-leader-in-artificial-intelligence/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Missing Person GeoGuessr Inspired Game

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/track-down-a-missing-person-in-this-geoguessr-inspired-detective-game-set-on-an-alien-planet/

Designer riffed off of Fromsoft

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/a-tabletop-rpg-designer-made-a-game-about-the-way-fromsoft-npcs-say-cryptic-stuff-and-go-heh-heh-heh-all-the-time-and-the-result-is-a-love-letter-to-the-grubby-little-weirdos82/

Epic Steam Blow Up Game

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/epic-gave-a-game-away-for-free-then-it-blew-up-on-steam/

The Best Novel RPGs

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/the-best-rpgs-based-on-novels/

a game song surpasses 100 million streams

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/video-game-song-surpasses-100-million-streams-on-spotify/

Microbes in Spaaaaace!

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/microbes-can-colonize-space-produce-drugs-and-create-energy-but-how/

Planets without Tectonics

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/planets-without-plate-tectonics-could-still-be-habitable/

Building Materials as Carbon Sinks

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/innovative-materials-turning-buildings-into-massive-carbon-sinks/

Minecraft based Benchmark for Agents

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/a-minecraft-based-benchmark-to-train-and-test-multi-modal-multi-agent-systems/

a Northern Light Hidden Heat Source

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/northern-lights-mystery-solved-scientists-reveal-hidden-heat-source/

Dead Cars

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/stellantis-sold-over-78000-dead-cars-in-2024/

Grilling and Lighting

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/grilles-and-driving-lights-make-my-little-german-hybrid-look-like-a-rally-icon/

I'm a REAL car company!

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/chrysler-insists-its-still-a-car-company-and-is-totally-developing-new-cars-you-just-cant-see-yet/

My Canoo is sinking.

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/canoo-must-survive-long-enough-for-its-adorable-royal-mail-delivery-van-to-take-over/

Microlino Anti-Pickup Truck

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/microlinos-anti-pickup-truck-is-designed-for-americans/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Terabytes stored in DNA

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/storing-thousands-of-terabytes-in-a-single-gram-of-dna/

A World of a Picture

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/ai-imagines-a-whole-world-from-1-picture/

Virtual Employees

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/virtual-employees-could-join-workforce-as-soon-as-this-year-openai-boss-says/

That car sure is Friendly

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/realityhacker/f/d/can-your-car-be-your-friend/

AI to Gain Physical Intelligence

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/realityhacker/f/d/to-interact-with-the-real-world-ai-will-gain-physical-intelligence/

a powerful desk charger

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/ugreens-new-desk-charger-can-power-five-laptops-at-once/

smart sprinklers

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/aipers-smart-sprinkler-limits-its-spray-to-a-map-of-your-lawn/

A tiny robot cat

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/late-nite-geeks/f/d/this-tiny-robot-cat-will-blow-on-your-coffee-to-cool-it-off/

A six legged lamp

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/this-six-legged-lamp-might-help-your-kid-with-their-homework/

a fuzzy sloth baby

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/this-fuzzy-sloth-baby-is-probably-the-cutest-robot-ive-ever-seen-and-its-here-at-ces-2025/

a Grimm movie

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/grimm-movie-in-development-at-peacock/

Film is Helldivers 2

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/helldivers-2-is-getting-a-film-adaptation-even-though-starship-troopers-already-exists/

Best Nerd Movies

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/the-15-best-nerd-movies-of-all-time-ranked/

Star Wars set a Longer Longer time ago

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/james-mangold-is-setting-his-star-wars-a-long-long-time-ago-to-avoid-tangled-lore/

Under 90 Minute Movies

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/the-continuity-report/f/d/the-54-best-movies-under-90-minutes/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

All About Frozen Iguanas

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/florida-issues-advice-on-frozen-iguanas/

Paintball Based Security

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/late-nite-geeks/f/d/this-security-system-shoots-paintballs-at-intruders/

16 Free Games in January

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/prime-gaming-subscribers-can-claim-16-free-games-in-january-2025/

Idiot Drone Operator

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/crucial-firefighting-plane-grounded-in-la-because-of-idiot-drone-operator/

Rents are on Fire in LA

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/stockmarketeers/f/d/los-angeles-fires-could-push-up-rents-across-the-city-by-8-or-more-expert-warns/

Elite Divers Under da Sea

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/nato-turned-to-elite-divers-to-test-sabotage-protections-for-critical-undersea-cables-increasingly-at-risk/

Lynx released in Scottish Highlands

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/four-lynx-have-been-illegally-released-into-the-scottish-highlands-officials-think-guerrilla-rewilding-is-to-blame/

Stuck in a Delaware River

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/623-foot-cargo-ship-stuck-in-the-middle-of-the-delaware-river/

Spontaneous Nose Gear Retraction

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/four-wheel-tech/f/d/nose-gear-on-parked-boeing-737-collapses-without-explanation/

Chuck-E-Cheese Makes a Comeback

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/chuck-e-cheese-makes-a-comeback-with-trampolines-and-a-subscription-program/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Bluefin Tuna for 1.3 Million Goldfish

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/massive-bluefin-tuna-the-size-of-a-motorcycle-sells-for-1-3-million-at-a-japanese-fish-market/

LA Fires Impact Fallout Season 2

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/fallout-season-2-filming-delayed-due-to-massive-la-fires/

Wyoming Dinosaurs

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/230-million-year-old-fossil-found-in-wyoming-rewrites-dinosaur-history/

Career Catfishing

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/career-catfishing-1-in-3-gen-zers-accepted-a-new-job-and-didnt-show-up-on-day-one/

Check your Surfboard

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/hawaiian-airlines-will-now-let-you-check-a-surfboard-as-luggage/

Wicked Subway Singer

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/internet-obsessed-with-subway-singer-performing-wicked-on-new-york-street/

Yakuza Nuke Material

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/photogenic-yakuza-boss-pleads-guilty-to-trying-to-sell-nuclear-material/

Tesla Directors are Villians

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/late-nite-geeks/f/d/tesla-directors-to-pay-up-to-919-million-to-settle-claims-they-overpaid-themselves/

Cabin Crew might let you Sleep

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/dont-leave-sleeping-passengers-on-planes-after-flights-land-american-airlines-union-reminds-cabin-crew/

Don't Eat your Christmas Tree

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/belgian-authorities-to-the-public-please-dont-eat-your-old-christmas-tree/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Driven to Profit

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/roundersgear/f/d/maryland-man-uses-license-plate-numbers-of-nasty-driver-to-win-500k-in-lottery/

iPhone Still Banned in Indonesia

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/smacktalk/f/d/a-billion-dollars-later-the-iphone-16-is-still-banned-in-indonesia-for-a-bizarre-reason/

Underground 2025

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/primeglass/f/d/art-on-the-underground-2025-programme-revealed/

Wildfires force Planes to Divert around LA

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/la-wildfires-force-planes-to-divert-as-passengers-film-inferno-below/

Crypto Fraud Suspect Flees to Russia

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/utah-200m-crypto-fraud-suspect-flees-to-russia-extorted-by-fsb-report/

Insurers dropped before California Fires

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/insurers-dropped-fire-coverage-for-california-homes-months-ago-now-wildfires-are-claiming-more-houses-in-los-angeles/

RyanAir Sues Unruly Passenger

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/ryanair-sues-unruly-passenger-over-flight-diversion/

Post Mortem Rickroll

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/late-nite-geeks/f/d/this-1500-ipad-bundle-will-rickroll-your-family-after-you-die/

When Life Gives you lemons, cut hours of Labor

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/chick-fil-as-lemon-cutting-robots-are-cutting-10000-hours-of-labor/

Study about Beethovens Cancel Cell Symphony

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/study-found-beethovens-5th-symphony-destroyed-20-of-cancer-cells-in-lab-tests-or-did-it/

Welcome to ohmTown. The Non Sequitur News Show is held live via Twitch and Youtube every day. We, Mayor Watt and the AI that runs ohmTown, cover a selection of aggregated news articles and discuss them briefly with a perspective merging business, technology, and society. You can visit https://www.youtube.com/ohmtown for the complete history since 2022.

Articles Discussed:

Feature Helps Return iPhone

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/smacktalk/f/d/apples-medical-id-feature-helps-man-return-iphone-lost-at-sea-to-its-owner/

Private Jet Addiction

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/america-has-a-private-jet-addiction-these-states-have-the-most-private-jet-flights-and-new-york-and-california-arent-on-the-list/

Never Endangered All Along

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/the-endangered-fish-that-halted-a-major-dam-was-never-endangered-after-all/

Marlon Sea University

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/marlon-brando-wanted-to-build-a-university-of-the-sea-these-scientists-are-bringing-the-late-actors-vision-to-life/

Massive Port Strike

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/mobble/f/d/negotiations-to-prevent-a-massive-port-strike-resume-today-heres-what-you-need-to-know/

Dog Door Security

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/nonsequiturnews/f/d/woman-hears-something-trying-to-get-in-dog-door-internet-left-in-disbelief/

Rural Internet Deserts

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/rural-internet-deserts-in-england-and-wales-to-finally-get-fast-broadband/

Catan 6th Edition

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/warcrafters/f/d/catan-the-classic-gateway-board-game-gets-a-bright-new-6th-edition-this-year/

Would you live above a Costco?

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/hatchideas/f/d/would-you-live-above-a-costco-thrive-living-hopes-to-build-thousands-of-apartments-a-year-starting-with-one-complex-on-top-of-the-warehouse-chain/

nVidia's Next Big Thing

https://www.ohmtown.com/groups/technologytoday/f/d/the-wait-is-over-nvidias-next-gen-rtx-50-series-gpus-are-here/