Hi Turkey Buzzards! Due to life and things, we need to take a short break. Please enjoy this previously archived episode temporarily available on the main feed, and relive the EARLY days with us.

Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.

We're going back to our roots, in an impromptu two-parter where Damini talks about the esoteric side of levitation.

Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis

Beware of cursed images, strange encounters in the woods, and the CIA. And make sure to get your solar plexus in shape to ward off potential attacks!

Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.

We're taking our quarterly rest and we'll be back next week! If you miss us, find us on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/noneofthisisreal or on Instagram at @noneofthisisrealpodcast

Turkey Buzzards, we’re quantumly entangled with you in the lab and reading your emails. If you have a weird story, sighting, or bathroom dream email us at [email protected]

Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.

This one has everything! Old bones, gross vampire superstitions, pews full of mewing nuns, and more!

Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.

Get your spooky pants on because we’re talking about the first legally haunted house, and the most haunted house in Savannah, GA.

Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.

Dog-lizard-goat things are hunching in the bayou, and black panthers are prowling in the Appalachian mountains. Or maybe it’s just Tom Waits.

Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.

Orca and doll basement updates, plus more Poe antics.

Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeón and Gil Davis.

We’re really going nowhere this episode, and we’re taking a creepy bus with a faceless driver to get there!

Theme song written & performed by Miquela DeLeon and Gil Davis.