The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book

Canto 20 The Diviners

This is a sample from the cleaned-up print version of the podcast. You can download it for free at www.NoodlesAlDante.com, purchase the E-Book on Amazon, or get the physical edition from Lulu.

If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.com

Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.

The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)

The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen.

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Noodles Al Dante Ep. 18 Canto 20 Circle 8 Fraud Diviners Ditch 4

The diviners ditch will be populated by all the Teal Swans, Kelli Millers, and Tyler Henrys, and David Koreshes, and all the other false prophets.

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If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.com

Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.

The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)

The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen.

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Noodles Al Dante Ep. 17 Canto 19 Circle 8 Fraud Simonists Ditch 3

You ever want to hear an old lady talking about southern secretions and the proper stickiness of mucus? Neither did I.

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If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.com

Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.

The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)

The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen.

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Noodles Al Dante Ep. 16 Canto 18 Circle 8 Fraud Panderers and Seducers Fraud Ditches 1 and 2

You’re on the Whitehouse lawn. You’re tired, you’re confused, you feel hopeless and lost. In front of you is Rachel Maddow (Leopard), to your left is Tucker Carlson (Lion), to your right is Alexandria Ocasio Cortez (She-Wolf). Mitt Romney shows up as if from nowhere. He tells you not to fear, because this is your destiny and he will protect you.

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If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.com

Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.

The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)

The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen.

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Noodles Al Dante Ep. 15 Canto 17 Geryon

Athena was what you might call, Dave Chappelle. I'm sorry, I mean a victim blamer.

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If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.com

Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.

The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)

The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen.

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The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book

Canto 15 and 16 Sodomites

This is a sample from the cleaned-up print version of the podcast. You can download it for free at www.NoodlesAlDante.com, purchase the E-Book on Amazon, or get the physical edition from Lulu.

If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.com

Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.

The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)

The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen.

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Noodles Al Dante Ep. 14 Cantos 15 and 16 Circle 7 Ring 3 Violence Against Nature (Sodomites)

God's wrath is NOT defined by sexuality.

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OR download it for FREE at www.NoodlesAlDante.com!

If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.com

Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.

The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)

The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen.

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Noodles Al Dante Ep. 13 Canto 14 Circle 7 Ring 3 Violence Against God Blasphemers

Champions can only champion so much.

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OR download it for FREE at www.NoodlesAlDante.com!

If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.com

Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.

The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)

The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen.

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Noodles Al Dante Ep. 12 Canto 13 Circle 7 Ring 2 Violence Against One's Self

Dante and Virgil look upon many of these fallen souls with a great amount of pity and sympathy. A lot of people look at suicide as nothing but a final selfish act. They hear the word suicide, and it brings up more anger than understanding, even if they didn’t know the victim. Especially if they didn’t know the victim. Dante’s understanding of the topic is admirable to say the least. For him it’s less HOW COULD YOU!? and more I’m sorry for what you were going through.

For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book!

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OR download it for FREE at www.NoodlesAlDante.com!

If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.com

Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.

The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)

The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen.

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Noodles Al Dante Ep. 11 Canto 12 Circle 7 Violence Against Others

Shove it, you Fred Durst lookin’ mother f***er! Take you’re stupid, over-hyped, over-played, washed-up nu-metal rage and get lost!

For a more PG-13 version of this check out The Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version) A Noodles Al Dante Book!

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Paperback at Lulu: Tortured Poets Department (Tyler's Version): A Noodles Al Dante Book

OR download it for FREE at www.NoodlesAlDante.com!

If you'd like a comprehensive list of sources that contributed to the research of this project you can find them at www.NoodlesAlDante.com

Noodles Al Dante was written and produced by Tyler Martinez.

The intro and outro music is from the wonderful world of the public domain - Silly Symphonies Hells Bells (1929)

The record scratch in the intro is "record scratch.wav" by luffy -- https://freesound.org/s/3536/ -- License: Attribution 4.0

Dante and Virgil on the cover of the book version was created by Justin Hansen.

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