This week on #NoOffense we welcome Jason back from his hiatus and talk about his time spent at Disney's Ft Wilderness resort, which leads to the three of us sharing camp stories from our pasts. We also get intobathroom etiquette and how uncomfortable it is when someone has multiple peegasms right next to you, the tradition of Groundhog Day, crazy people we encounter out in the world, Floyd Mayweather potentially making the switch to MMA, Adam trying to MacGyver the cold brew coffee process, the Cleveland Indians changing their "racially insensitive" logo and much more of the nonsense you've come to expect from us at the #NoOffense show!

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This week on the #NoOffense show, we're joined once again by the lovely Melissa to fill the void left by Jason's absence this week as he runs around all over Disney World. We briefly talk about the return of the XFL, the big sports weekend in our backyard as Tampa hosts the NHL All Star game and Orlando plays home to the NFL Pro Bowl before getting into Florida potentially awarding vouchers to kids that were bullied so that they could attend private school as well as an 8 year old that wants hormone blockers to transition to the opposite sex, followed up by claims from a man that has allegedly time traveled into the future and has returned warning us of the potential disasters facing us in the near future. Last but not least we discuss simulation theory and ponder the creation of the universe. Whoa Doc, this episode is heavy!

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This week on #NoOffense, the guys talk about the upcoming 2018 Winter Olympics, the Hawaii missile false alarm, Chris' new fascination with the Ashtar Galactic Command and the new weird handheld from Nintendo...In addition to the new crazy trend that's sweeping the nation where kids are eating Tide detergent pods? This spawns a whole separate conversation about other crazy things the kids are doing these days, the struggles in becoming a functioning adult in today's world, why getting old sucks, and if we had our choice what time period would we actually want to live in.

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We're getting the band back together! This week we are rejoined by Adam after his brief reprieve and we jump right into it. Chris finally went to see Star Wars: The Last Jedi last week so we talk about his thoughts about the movie and how approaching things with crazy expectations will almost always result in disappointment. We get a little into specifics so there are spoilers...theres your warning. We also discuss the latest Hollywood accusations including James Franco being accused, Donald Trump allegedly paying off a former porn star and Al Frankin and his inappropriate photo. We also talk about Oprah's speech at the Golden Globe Awards and her potentially running for president. That said, there's also plenty of the usual nonsense as we welcome Adam back to the show in a beer soaked evening we hope you'll enjoy!

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Welcome back to #NoOffense! I know we pulled a juke move on you guys and said we weren't recording this week but we just couldn't stay away. The lovely Melissa was back this week to sit in for Adam as we recapped our New Year's Eve and how were kinda lame now. No next day hangovers from Cards Against Humanity! We also get in to the man who claimed he had the world's largest penis being exposed as a fraud, the controversial video from Logan Paul in the suicide forest in Japan, Jason's feelings on YouTube do it yourselfers, Netflix's movie Bright, karaoke adventures, Chris hitting old man status, paranormal experiences, dorking out on board games and all the usual nonsense!

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Happy New Year and welcome back to #NoOffense! Slipping in one last show for 2017 before the buzzer. In this episode we briefly recap our Christmas mornings and the strange things our kids are into. Then we shift gears toward the new year and reflect on some of our own memorable New Years Eve stories, talk about resolutions and revisit some of the trending topics from 2017 such as the flat Earth movement. We share some of our personal feelings toward the past year and look forward to what lies ahead in 2018! All while maintaining our usual level of nonsense you've come to know and love! So start the countdown, find someone to kiss cause HTNOS is coming at you for the final show of 2017!

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T'was the night before Christmas...#NoOffense holiday show coming at you! We don't have The Rockettes, but we were joined this week by the lovely Melissa Wutzke to tackle the big issues...Avril Lavigne's death and being replaced by a body double, the man with the world's largest penis getting granted disability for his "affliction", Tampa strip clubs and the Simpson's creator Matt Groening being an obvious time traveler. We also discuss the darker side of the Christmas tradition including Santa's "henchmen" Krampus and Belsnickel, the pagan roots of the holiday and Christmas actually being tied to psychedelic mushrooms. We hope you enjoy our alcohol induced insanity as we much as we did. From all of us at #NoOffense, we wish you the merriest of Christmases!

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Welcome back to #NoOffense! This week Adam wastes no time getting into his spoiler free review of Star Wars: The Last Jedi, then we discuss the Netflix original series The Ranch and the sexual assault allegations against one of its former stars Danny Masterson, net neutrality and how we really have no clue what's going on, Disney's acquisition of Fox, the Bitcoin craze, Adam's luck at winning free XBOX games on the internet, Chris' lack of luck in gambling on Draftkings, Jason's desire to purchase a gun, the recent viral video of Keaton Jones getting bullied, the backlash, and our own experiences with bullying, old school wrestling and Zack Morris is trash...in addition to the regular HTNOS brand of nonsense! Enjoy!

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After a week off it's good to be back! We're getting in the holiday spirit and talk about what we did during the bye week to get ready for Christmas...Jasons's trip to Christmas Lane, Adam's ride on the Holiday Express and Chris' weekend at Disney World.  We talk about our own holiday traditions such as the Christmas movies that get us ready to deck the halls. We also talk about new school traditions such as that damn elf and what we think of those.  Aside from the holidays, we talk about the new Bitcoin craze, hyper realistic robot sex dolls, the latest round of celebrity sexual assaults, Jason's newfound love of Polygamy and DMX!!! All of this with the usual brand of nonsense you know and love!  Hang the mistletoe cause HTNOS is coming in hot!

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Welcome back to HTNOS! Lucky episode 13 recorded on Black Friday, what could be better? This week we briefly recap our Thanksgiving and discuss Black Friday, alternate reality, the patch of lawless rebels known as Slab City, hacking sex dolls with artificial intelligence, the woman who took out a go fund me page for her "broke ass husband", Chris' trip to the emergency room, having super powers, who would be our celebrity free pass and the usual brand of nonsense.

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