On today's sausage-fest, the male MIRPs are joined by @johathanlgoldstein of Drake & Josh fame! Krueger breaks him with his Leaving Neverland recap, Marty takes a deep dive into Theranos, and John shows off his keys again. Plus, super soft balls, nerding out on Captain Marvel, and a touch of manga.

Cassandra takes hosting duties away from control freak, Marty, as she delves into Kylie Jenner, the spirit of Pablo Escobar, and a bunch of other weird shit. Plus, all new theme songs and bits! Also joining is sometimes-MIRP, @vivianizcool.

The MIRPs get super sexy with some deep income tax talk. Plus, they spoil Annihilation, chat about hate-crime hoaxes, and play the Porn Parody Name Game. Take a dive into the mail sack: [email protected]

The MIRPs are joined by Drew McCord Austin again as Marty climbs on his socialist soapbox yet again. Plus, Cassandra and Krueger do a deep, spoiler-filled dive on Abducted in Plain Sight and all its batshit craziness. And then they discuss which actors can play which roles. Because Nooner has the authority!

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The MIRPs are joined by guest MIRP, PeterWG, who sets the record straight about the logistics Fyre Festival. We talk the actual state of our Union and compare the racist governor from Virginia to Liam Neeson. Krueger updates us on the State of the Balls and Cassandra shakes her fist at the "Flyover Yuckies." Plus, we trudge through the softest of softballs ever. Lo siento.

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Joined by Drew McCord Austin, the MIRPs spin the Wheel of Racism multiple times, spoil as many movies as they can, and examine the art of "wake-up acting". Krueger continues to mock John Sylvain's keychain, Cassandra delights in Chinese confections, and Marty shows off his new dog's scrotum. Podcasting at its best.

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The MIRPs have the revelation that people are dumb. They also talk about sleep remedies, the Oscars, and sperm injections. Marty embraces some New Age shit. Krueger mocks John, and Cassandra makes up words. Tasty stuff.

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Cassandra returns to the show along with Krueger and Marty. They talk about teachers, "Mandy", weight loss, and how apparently Marty doesn't have a romantic bone in his body. Bunch of other stuff, too. Join in: [email protected]

The boy MIRPs are back in 2019 with some thoughts about some news bits, the Golden Globes, standup comedy, Thanos, and puns. Plus Krueger tries to add spice up the mix with some microphone games. The key word is "tries."

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The Midge returns to his tiny mic to regale us with spinning and screenwriting insights. John, Cassandra, Marty and Krueger also visit the Sports Zone, the Tech Corner, the Deep Fry Pot, and a bunch of other weird places. And then Krueger may have psychically killed someone while recording.