Nope. I'm Scared

Do you remember that movie about the scarecrow that was actually a weird bat-man? It has Justin Long in it. Yeah! Jeepers Creepers! Well there is maybe a true crime story behind it that inspired the writer/director to make the film (though he never said so). Its actually super creepy and very, very fucked up and definitely not happy. I mean it is a scary movie so I'm sure you were probably expecting that. Well its nuts and not only does it tie into Jeepers Creepers but also Unsolved Mysteries the show o.o So strap into your school bus seats (lol like you can) and get ready for the whirlwind that is this case.

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Ah, yes, look at this distinguished gentleman. Yessss. Look at how he is standing in my doorway making me feel uncomfortable. This week we're talking about the Hat Man and how no one is super sure what he is or what seeing him means. Is he a sleep paralysis demon? Is he a death omen? Is he just a creepy old guy in a bowler hat? Don't know, don't want to. We tell stories and Alexa thinks maybe she's actually seen him before and proves she has superior scorpio intuition. Hat Man...kindly keep your hat out of my doorways.

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Oh yeah, you know we just keep finding stuff that terrifies us in the woods. This is also episode 60! So proud of us #welovetoseeit Did you know that there are supposedly random staircases that appear in the woods all over the world? No? Well if you'll just let us sit right here-hey bestie, they're out there, oh and no one knows why or how. Just a little fearsome mystery for your #terrifiedtuesday we hope it creeps you out. K? Yeah, stay out of the woods, don't climb stairs (they suck anyway) and #canceltrees

xoxo

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Please excuse our long news briefing at the beginning, but A LOT of news happened this week! We're going to give you all the basic overview of what's been going on and hopefully will do cases on these once they are more settled (fingers crossed). We'll continue to update you but yeah, shit's cray.

In other bits we're talking about the creepiest man of maybe all the creepy men. Karl Von Cosel is DISGUSTANG and we will tell you all the stuff that he does while Alexa slowly loses it because she slowly remembers that she knows this story already. Gross! Well, thanks for tuning in and sorry, but not really because we all love this creep crap right? Right? :}

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In the center of the French Quarter down in New Orleans sits a convent kept behind a wall with a legend centuries old. In the late 17oos a group of girls stepped off the boat from France into the streets of this wonderful city. With them came rumors, mystery, and curiosity which is still spoken about everyday on a haunted city tour. Is it true? Is it legend? We want to believe. Either way, I don't want to see those shutters open...

To honor the start or spooky season we're providing (why though) some more games to play with ghosts because there are apparently a ton of them? Today, dear ghosties, we are talking about The Picture Game, The Fortune Game, and the Shoebox Telephone. Do not play these game, they do not seem worth it. But if you do (o.o) peep the email below and send us your story times.

Game Rules:

Picture Game- https://theghostinmymachine.com/2017/07/19/the-most-dangerous-games-the-picture-game-camera-ghost-photo-photography-spirit/

Fortune Game- https://theghostinmymachine.com/2018/01/24/dangerous-games-tsuji-ura-fortune-game-crossroads-divination/

Shoebox Telephone- https://www.wattpad.com/375283993-creepypasta-rituals-shoebox-telephone

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1833- A boy dies in mystery and speculation after being found wondering the streets of Germany only four years before. Where did this boy come from? What is this dungeon dwelling he says he was kept in all his life? How did he learn to speak, read, and write so fast? What, or whom, killed him? We'll take a swing at it but the fate of this boy who cried wolf will never really be known.

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The Texarkana twin cities sit on even sides of the Texas and Arkansas state line. A relatively quiet town in 1946 found itself the center of brutal and mysterious attacks and murders that to this day are not a bulletproof case closed deal. We're going to dive into the horrific events and the elusive murderer that drove this city mad and made them fear the sinking sun.

Watch the movie inspired by these events! The Town That Dreaded Sundown (1971)

Books:

The Phantom Killer - James Presley

The Texarkana Moonlight Murders: The Unsolved Case of the 1946 Phantom Killer - Michael Newton

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The Queen Mary is a Long Beach landmark now, but she had a life before she got to the Southern California shores. I dive into the history and legend surround this grand cruise line ship from nearly a hundred years ago. In that time she's wracked up some ghost and haunted stories to go along with it. We're ready for fall and Halloween but tried to make it summer still for you our lovely ghouls.

Well, it's STILL summer so we're taking this week easy and reading to you dear ghosts and ghouls stories that validate why we do not go camping in the woods. We jumped right to reddit to pull some stories from campers and hikers that just give us the willies. Nope, we're good. Stay safe out there and we'll provide the campfire stories.