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  • Radio Norm - Do We Just Stand Here?


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    1:30AM. - Neon blue lights on a rooftop bar where I find myself nursing a whiskey and coke.
    It's the kind of cramped space where you introduce yourself by asking
    "do people actually dance here, or do we just stand around?"
    Ā They're medical interns, she with the short hair, petite build and tiny black dress,
    he with his blazer, jeans, and chuck taylors.
    Two celebrities join the party, and some in the crowd are starstruck.
    The interns are not impressed.
    They see celebrities all the time, they say.
    In the emergency rooms, but that they're not allowed to talk about that.
    This is their last week in town, before heading home.
    Here, they're interns.
    At home, they'll be the closest thing their town would have to real doctors,
    and they dread the responsibility.
    Silently, we agree to stand around together
    in a place where standing around together is all you can really do.
    They'll see the celebrities again, maybe in an emergency room.
    But they're not allowed to talk about that.
    Those are my neighbor's dogs in the background

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  • Radio Norm - Cubicle Warrior, Mountain Man

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    7:30 AM. - ā€œStuck in trafficā€ has become my unofficial life mantra.
    Thoughts being hastily written onto my mobile phone.
    Typographical errors abound.
    Luckily, they donā€™t matter as much
    in an internal monologue.
    Thereā€™s 18% power left, and my charging cable is missing.
    Still, I write.
    I guess you could say Iā€™m a risk-taker.
    A few days ago, I found myself hiking up a mountain.
    Great feats of achievement for a man who
    Has known nothing else of the local landscape aside from shopping malls and secret cafes.
    9 peaks, 38 thousand steps, 9 miles, and 3800 calories are not enough
    To convey the exhilaration, fear, and trust that forms between ill-prepared men
    Who are doing their best not to slip and fall off the side of a mountain.
    Spending 8 to 12 hours a day sitting on a desk at work has prepared us for this adventure,
    in the same way that evolution has prepared the manatee for survival in the African Savannah.
    Still, I survived a mountain.
    Perhaps the manatee might survive the Savannah.
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    Download the episode here.Ā 

    Download Radio Norm Season 1: The Torrent

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    channelfourteen is @chFourteen on twitter
    channelfourteen is also on Google+
    but if you're oldschool, emailĀ 


    music taken from http://audionautix.comĀ 

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