Zach and Grant wake up from their respective naps and catch each other up on what's going on with the government shutdown, the 2020 presidential election, and the historical precedent for all the breathtakingly stupid things that are probably about to happen. Also, teens confronting fear!

Grant asked if we could edit out the part where I revealed to America that he's endowed like a caffeinated Four Loko can but I refused to oblige. In the words of Julian Assange as portrayed by Benedict Cumberbatch in the Bill Condon film The Fifth Estate, this is information the world needs to know.

The good small bois talk this week about how the government murdered a seven-year-old, a conservative judge tried to take away your healthcare, and Lorne Michaels colluded with Weezer to hurt Donald Trump's feelings. Also, Sonic the Hedgehog is a thicc bih now and John McAfee tried to screw a whale!

Zach and Grant dive head first into the shallow end of Tumblr's decision to remove NSFW content from its platform and the implications that has for sex workers and vulnerable online communities who have defined the platform over the last decade.

George H.W. Bush is dead, Mueller's going hard in the paint, deplatforming fascists is super effective, society is on the verge of collapse, and Grant still hasn't played a handheld Pokemon game!

Zach and his mom run down the 2020 Democratic primary clown car while Grant gets a week off to be a happy married homeowner and Robert Mueller continues to not drop the album.

Zach gets mad at big tech companies while Grant professes his love and admiration for Gritty as the spectre of Detective Pikachu looms over the Russia investigation.

Zach and Grant dance around the 2018 midterm elections as flakes of ash from the burning hills of Malibu fall around them like winter snow.