Dan visited Nick in New York; Pat saw Parasite; Nick embarrassed himself in front of Ryan Reynolds.

Nick tells us about a jerk at work; a brief rundown of the Iowa Caucuses; the guys discuss their zodiac signs.

Dan tells the story of how Pat met, and then subsequently chipped the tooth of, his then-girlfriend-and-now-wife. Pat complains about Baby Nut. Nick's dad asks us to talk about aliens like this is Coast to Coast or something.

The guys take some time to recommend some podcasts, talk about backmasking on 1970s records.

Dan updates us on his trip to Stowe; Pat tells us about the movie Cats; Nick tries to sell us some candles.

Dan plans for an upcoming trip; Pat updates us on his switch to vegetarianism; Nick thinks Hitler might still be alive.

Pat finally got his tattoo. There are some super topical jokes about Ja Rule. Nick saw Times Square's New Year's Celebration. 

Pat and Dan reunite in Scranton, while Nick calls in from New York City. Pat updates us on his tattoo saga, while filling us in on a horrible incident involving a roadkill squirrel.

Pat and Dan talk about tattoos, shopping and the inky black soulless eyes of Pop Vinyl figures.

This week, Dan tells the tale of how he got ridiculously lost when he was trying to get to New Jersey. Also, everyone talks about balls. Like, a lot.