This is a results episode! Join me as I walk through the results of the March Madness Bible Character Edition Tournament. Of course, Kyle laughs at his own jokes- this time, he even laughs remembering a joke that he made weeks ago. This tournament didn’t bring us any major surprises or upsets, but the storylines were top-notch. The tournament entailed beatdowns, ties and close matchups- but the real success is the friends we made along the way. Of course, a new tournament means there’s a new (or repeating?) champion that is crowned a legend of (NA)CP!

In this episode, Kyle begins with a casual discussion about how his favorite grocery store is inconveniencing him by trying to brainwash kids into a lifetime of brand loyalty! It's probably effective, but throws off Kyle's grocery store groove on a daily basis. Learn the plights of returning to podcasting after 3 months of no uploads. Then, we spend way too long talking about something that is no longer even relevant. But because Kyle loves hashing out the past, he makes up for lost time by talking about the segment that never was- the best albums of 2022. And of course, Kyle encourages you to enter the newest bracket challenge because you could be a legend of NA(CP)!

A big time welcome back to the show! It’s been about three months and we’ve got a lot to catch up on including the newest reoccurring character in Kyle’s life who approaches strangers in public and only speaks in Vladimir Putin Jokes! Next, we spend the episode going through the March Madness: Bible Character Edition Bracket and Kyle gives all his picks and thoughts on the Bible Characters. Of course, this episode is full of hot takes including women’s roles in the Bible, he authorship of Genesis and the over-popularity of David. It’s good to be back and I can’t wait for you to listen to this one!

On this show, we walk through the results of the (NA)CP Christmas Movie Throwdown Tournament and the bracket challenge! This was one of the more unique tournaments in the history of the show and the bracket challenge was the biggest ever! Follow along to hear exactly how voting played out in every matchup and to see how you did in the bracket challenge!

For the first time in a while, we've got a guest episode! These fellow podcasters have NEVER revealed their true identities on their own show, but they do it on today's episode of (NA)CP! This is one of the more... unique episodes of (NA)CP. Songs breaker out, the bleep button comes back and weird opinions on socks and grape butts come out. And join us as we reveal the shocking and sad truth behind the Christmas hit, Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer. To round out the show, it's The Peanut Gallery vs. (Not A) Christian Podcast as we draft a team of sandwich chain restaurants that you'll get to decide the winner of!

On this episode of the show, Kyle starts by recounting a recent travel experience where he's about 80% sure he saw an obscure Christian Celebrity who is also a man-child! Then, Kyle attempts to set the record for the amount of times he's said the name of his favorite singer in a single show! Kyle's Spotify Wrapped contains no surprises, as usual, but maybe you can us it as a recommendation. To finish the show, Kyle finishes a tier list from weeks ago as we talk about Swifties, Skunk apes, Cross-fitters and other weird things that people base their personalities on!

In this episode, Kyle begins yet again with an adventure on Facebook Marketplace, buying something he has no use for. Then, we talk about the only hero that can save New York City- the Rat Czar! Find out if you could be this hero! Then, Kyle walks through the Christmas bracket to determine what he thinks you will vote to be the greatest Christmas movie ever. And of course, it wouldn't be a bracketology episode if Kyle didn't threaten to quit if things didn't go his way, so that definitely happens. Find out how you can enter the bracket challenge and be the next (NA)CP Legend!