On this episode of the show, Kyle starts off with the third annual Halloween segment- except it's only a 60ish second summary of every Halloween segment that I've ever done on the show. The main segment of the show is going over the Young Earth Creationist view as a part of our Dawn of Time series. This is the first of several weeks in which we'll be talking about different views on creation. Listen along as the veins pop out in Kyle's neck as he tries to convey an unbiased presentation of a theological position he doesn't agree with! To close out the show, we talk about weird things people base their personalities on. Learn Kyle's opinions on Calvinism, coffee & Texas, even though you've probably heard them before!

It's time for another tournament! This episode kicks off with a brief aside about how Iphones have been notifying your family that you're in physical danger! The rest of the show is dedicated to giving Kyle's predictions about how the up coming tournament will go! This tournament is the Tournament of Things Christians Should Stop Doing! Listen to hear Kyle's thoughts on people who say 'Daddy God,' use God as an excuse to end a relationship, Christian Thirst Traps and what it would be like to become a Christian in a Walmart bathroom!

We've made it to two years of (Not A) Christian Podcast! Kyle begins by recounting a series of unfortunate events that unfolded this weekend and how his psycho ex-girlfriend (Alpine) won't let him leave! Then, the whole episode is devoted to reflecting back on what the past two years have been like. Kyle counts down the top 10 moments of the past year and ranks the past tournaments we've done on the show. He ends by revealing the next (NA)CP tournament!

To start about the show, Kyle spends time recounting the most atrocious-tasting milkshake of his life- this experience is comparable only to drinking a candle. Then, we spend way too long talking about microwavable meals, microwave protocol and the delicacy that is a TV dinner. Next, a chain of events involving aggressively stirred marinara sauce and defective coffee cups causes Kyle to unearth his long-lost ‘nacho pants’ story from high school! And at long last, we start what was supposed to be the summer series! But since it's officially Fall, we will henceforth refer to it simply as 'the series.' We talk about some preliminary things and introduce the Dawn of Time series, discussing Genesis, creation and the beginning of all things! The show ends by providing commentary on the latest movie that nobody asked for: God's Not Dead 593! or 5.... something around that range.

It's back! The greatest podcast that just happens to be Christian has returned from its break! To start off, Kyle gives a little update on what life is like in a new place. So many things have changed. Wingstop has sandwiches. The kings of bro country have called it quits. Kyle disappeared to the desert for three years and came back to bottomless muffins and ice cream that shamelessly panders to social causes. The majority of this episode is a Keep It or Can It segment, where we talk about all things college! Sit back and take a walk down memory lane with Kyle as he talks about late night Whataburger runs, hiding behind trees to not get caught skipping class and what to never do as a freshman!

This show kicks off by Kyle talking about his new morning routine and accidentally gets profound and inspirational. But of course, we spiral into irreverence as we spend way too long talking about snack foods and brackets. Kyle masterfully comes up with analogies to draw lines between the world of snack foods and worship music. Also important to note, Kyle is starting to not care anymore (but in a cool way) and is throwing down more shade and slander on other people’s brackets and bringing up past losses and failures! Find out which snack you voted as the greatest of all time and find out who had the best bracket and is the newest (or recurring) (NA)CP Legend!

Kyle begins by talking about the biggest problem about living in a bigger town- navigating parking lots without looking dumb. However, that’s all the time we have for irreverence, as the rest of the episode revisiting a topic from earlier in the year- abortion and Roe vs. Wade. Unless you’ve been living under a rock lately, you know why. We talk primarily about what we do now- now that a goal Roe vs. Wade is overturned, does it mean that the work is over? How should we talk to others, how should we act and how should we communicate with people who have different opinions than us? What does it mean to become a wholistically more just society?

At long last, welcome back to the show! We went on a little unplanned break, but we’re back and there are some changes coming to life and to the show! SPOILER ALERT: They’re all good changes. Kyle reflects on life lately and all the changes that have come with it. The majority of the show is bracketology for the upcoming (NA)CP Tournament! Listen to Kyle’s trash opinions on snack foods including the greatness that is Funyuns! Also, listen to how Goldfish and Girlscouts are both scamming you into buying their products. Kyle may set a record in this week’s show for how many times he’s laughed at his own jokes, so you don’t wanna miss it!

This show opens up with a huge dump of half-baked conspiracies that Kyle has been mulling over in his head lately. Learn what it has to do with Chick-Fil-A, running out of gas, Dalmatians (which aren't even real) and people named Ralph. Maybe you're a drone and you don't even know it! Next, we have part 2 of Keep It or Can It: Summer Edition. Learn as Kyle laments the troubles associated with Slip 'n Slides, Capri Sun and sizzling seatbelts. And, for the first time ever, Kyle is calling out a listener of (NA)CP to start a long-overdue beef! Are you the person he calls out? Find out on this week's show!

Happy Memorial Day Weekend! This episode begins with yet another Facebook Marketplace report- only it's not funny because it was with a normal person who did not provide any entertainment value or podcast content. This rest of this episode is all about summer. We walk through all things good, bad and nostalgic about summer! You voted for this Keep It or Can It Segment and we're going to hear how the voting turned out as well as Kyle's opinion on everything! Whether it's drinking from a hose, smelling like a coconut or swimming with alligators, we cover it on this show. To wrap it up, Kyle reveals what the (NA)CP Tournament will be this year!