Kyle kicks off this show by talking about how he totally doesn’t have what you would think he had if you saw him. Next, learn about the latest rejection in Kyle’s life that has him reflecting on other past failures. Next, we transition to part two of our summer eschatology series (#Eschasummer) where we examine postmillennialism, which surprisingly has nothing to do with Post Malone. Next, we tabulate all your votes on trashy foods where we scrutinize things like bologna, SPAM, nacho cheese, lofthouse cookies and more to decide once and for all whether to keep them or can them. Finally, we end the show by starting a new recommendation of the week segment!

Kyle kicks off this show by introducing you to one of his favorite drinks from his past- Don’t worry, it isn’t unsweet tea. Then, Kyle talks about his latest purchase that he’s a little too impressed with. For the main segment, our Summer series is here! This is the first week that we look at the “End Times” and learn big words like “Premillennial Dispensationalism.” To end the show, we walk through a list of problems that only happen in public bathrooms and rank them on a tier list. Learn Kyle’s thoughts on bathroom graffiti, overly-emotive old men and trough urinals!

Kyle records this episode in the lap of luxury! Listen to him talk about baths, bath robes, food processors, garlic presses and all the finer things in life! Things aren’t all good in the (NA)CP world, however. Kyle laments about the latest podcast stat that has him reflecting on life. Next, we talk about the religious phenomenon in our culture- being “spiritual but not religious.” What does that mean and what is the motivation behind that? What, if anything, does Scripture have to say about it? Finally, we talk about grocery store anxiety and how it caused Kyle to buy pickle flavored chips. And we once again ask the question, “is Kyle a weirdo?”

Kyle kicks off this episode by talking about his Tennessee adventures. Find out about how he had perhaps the greatest luck in the history of travelling. Also, learn about the newest regional food that he is single-handedly bringing to Texas. Also in this episode, we talk about what items we would bring with us in a survival situation- but of course, we get off course and talk about past shelter-building experiences and lust (but not really). Finally, Kyle does the hardest thing he’s ever had to do for the podcast- rank the top 10 Mat Kearney songs in existence! It was hard, but it’s to prepare our hearts and minds for Mat Kearney’s upcoming new album!

Kyle begins the episode by repenting of not being divisive enough in the past, so he rights his wrong and slanders everyone who has expressed disagreement with his opinion! And of course, it’s about a topic that doesn’t even matter. In the main segment of the show, we dive into a question that comes up a lot in witnessing- Is Jesus the only way to heaven? We discuss the exclusivity of Jesus and whether or not His message is reconcilable with other faiths. To finish it off, Kyle issues a challenge to get a celebrity on (NA)CP. Spoiler Alert: She once had the #1 Gospel album in the world! Her music also inspired Kyle to lay out a top 10 list of guilty pleasure songs.

Behold! This is the most Kyle has ever procrastinated in recording an episode of (NA)CP! It’s practically a buzzer beater. Hear where Kyle will go next to send his listeners on a scavenger hunt for a free (NA)CP sticker. Then, Kyle gives his weekly commentary on coffee, because it’s becoming a tradition on the show. This episode has another deep dive and this week, we talk about the ethics of transhumanism. Transhumanism is a conversation that is sneaking under the radar in most Christian circles. Is it possible that someday in the near future we’ll be living in a real-live version of Black Mirror with altered memories and existing eternally in a computer simulation? And more importantly, what does the Bible have to say about it?

Kyle kicks off this episode by re-living his worst kindergarten memory all over again. Then, you get to hear more of his opinions on tea. Then, he talks about the perfect (NA)CP guest that will never be on the show. Next, we dive into the question, "how many holes are in a straw?" And of course, we overcomplicate it, because that's what we do! To round out the show, we go through your submissions for the most awkward moments that happen in Bible Studies!

Kyle opens up this episode with a couple of hot takes (shocker) about his beverage of choice. Then, he recounts the trip he took this past weekend and why it almost went all wrong. Then, we examine a thoughtful and completely not over-dramatic message that someone sent (Not A) Christian Podcast on Instagram that inspired a deep dive into the term, “evangelical,” which leads us into history! Next, Kyle closes out the show by going over his list of pet peeves in church services. Find out what “constipation face” has to do with worship!