In the finale of our Halloween movie ​​recap extravaganza, things take a dark turn as Hannah and Joe recap The Craft with the help of their pal Jesse! There is wine, hardcore shade towards Harvey Weinstein, and Hannah binds her jr. high nemesis from doing her harm by way of pseudo-witchcraft.

In an impromptu "palette cleanser", Hannah touches on Lady Gaga, Real Housewives of New Jersey, Halloween culture and pettiness. *Sips tea*

In episode two of our eighties recapping romp, Hannah and her college BFF Brody dissect all the frizzy-haired musical glory that is the cult classic TEEN WITCH! Pour yourself a big glass of potion, get your candles lit in honor of the hotness that is BRAD THE RED HOT LOVER, and sharpen your rapping skills so you can be ready to TOP THAT!

Labyrinth superfans Hannah and James Lee take a deep dive into Labyrinth! Join them on their super intelligent, analytical, coffee-fueled journey!

Hannah takes a dive into the premiere episode of American Horror Story: Cult. There's talk of clowns, Trump supporters, and mad Sarah Paulson imitations! Not to mention a quick homage to why fall rules over Summer and thank God it's here because Hannah had devolved into a degenerate.

Hannah and her raven-haired BFF Clayton unpack Bachelor in Paradise, Ingrid Goes West, T-Swift, and lots more! Shout outs to DP Dough and Sauvignon Blanc for existing.

Coming at you from Colorado, Hannah and her BFF since 6th grade Anna unpack their awkward years, prom, America's Next Top Model, and everything in between amidst a wine-induced stupor. Please don't sue us.

Hannah is unraveling quickly like the magic carpet in Aladdin when Jafar f***s his s*** up. Join her as she tells you all about it while stumbling over her words, interjecting about the RHONY reunion and ultimately finds a pathetic form of catharsis! ​

Hannah and her pal William spend the first ten minutes of this episode laughing, and from there it's all sunshine and jellybeans and hating on Jennifer Lawrence! Join us!

Hannah and improv goddess Lindsay Chatham drink Sauvignon blanc and betchily break down their birthdays, being females in comedy, and fall down an epic rabbit hole of movie references. ​