Not For Nothin'

This episode has is all - jacking wheels in Kris's neighborhood. Let's get rid of Idaho, cause they're a bunch of racists pricks. Chris hates Brady's face. Should Caitlin Clark take the bag? And athletes gambling on their own stats. You cool with that? There's just not enough hours the day.

It feels like forever, but we're finally back together. We've got a lot to catch up on. It's March Madness, WTF on the Oscars, which Chris almost watched all of the nominated movies. Good job buddy. Chris went to a Lakers game while Kris went down the Royal rabbit hole There's just not enough time!

You know the old adage, "if it ain't broke don't fix it." Well this episode is literally (and figuratively) the opposite of that. Obviously we're talking about issues at home. And by that I mean, our houses are literally breaking, surely but slowly. We eventually talk some NBA & women's basketball and the dumbasses who are trying to pretend they've been on the bandwagon all along.

Of course we review the history of the great Chicago fire, and of course the folklore of it all blames a women and her cow. This country has the worst folklore of all time. Kris shares his vitriol of Knicks broadcaster Alan Hahn.

Then spontaneously, the boys decide to do a sudo-oscar preview. Then Kris shares the story of his mom's attempt at doing drugs. Happy Black History month everyone!

Chris shares a story of getting old, so Kris gets annoyed. They discuss a whole lot of basketball takes. Plus a bold NBA Finals take. They're just trying to get through February like the rest of us, alright man.

There's a lot of love to start this episode cause it's the most loving day of the year. It's also a scam, but whatever I guess. Then they let the hate begin. They blame the "bros" for ruining an taking the fun out of gambling, and force-feeding us stupid parlays. They've also ruined golf, which is the very sport they were being catered to. The one thing these guys didn't hate, the Super Bowl. There wasn't one thing they could complain about. it's a V-day miracle.

We try to rethink NYC fashion week. Super Bowl bets suck now. We pick which drugs we'd want to do with, or without a therapist. Then we do a little NBA trade deadline talk., with Chris going in and after Knicks fans hard.

Top wrap it up, Chris has to be convince to pick the Chiefs in the Super Bowl. LETS GO TAYLOR!!!

Chris loves the "We Are The World" Documentary. He also shares a story about the time he almost shit his pants meeting Daryl Hall. They guys decide to complete the trilogy for the movie Cocoon and bring Steve Guttenberg back into the spotlight. He deserves it. Kris gets worked up over the anti-analytic idiots. Then freaks out about the Storm moves in WNBA free agency, as Chris tries to improve the NBA All-Star weekend.

They get into a deep dive on the difference between a xylophone and a vibebraphone and the old jazz musician who played one of them. Then Chris shares his wife's deepest darkest secret...it involves Chris Stapleton. Don't worry she made a huge mistake. Concert fashion is discussed, along with Showtimes top 10 shows, rugby documentary and so much more. They throw in a little NBA talk, women's 96 Olympic team doc, and then Kris decides not to bet against Patrick Mahomes again.

The boys sit at home staring out the window making fun of all the weirdos in the snow. Chris breaks down his fourth root canal. Then they discuss the comeback of psychic hotlines (advertising on the tv). What's next phone sex?

A little NBA talk for you fans and then it's off to the NFL divisional round to lose some money.