Not For Nothin'

These two old-heads discuss the weather and where they want to retire. Which takes them as far as debating which countries they'd want the US to invade purely for the climate. Chris learns the origins of the word chop sticks. It's not good. We say our goodbye to the legend Peaches Carroll and then make their Wild Card Weekend picks. Oh also they absolutely crushed their season picks record.

After taking a week off for the holidays, the boys are back and bad mouthing everyones new year resolutions. Kris think we're doing it all wrong to start the year and half-asses a new way to ring in the new year, and not set yourself up for failure. Like an anti-self-help guru. Then they discuss the Knicks trade which is unexciting but actually a good trade. Then they half-ass their way through the week 18 picks.

Kris is on the West Coast and not quite awake enough for Chris asking who is the top 5 basketball players from Seattle. It takes him a while but he gets there. They breakdown the likability of San Francisco (where Kris was) and then they keep trying to solve the worlds referee crisis. They're getting closer, I think. Then they wrap it up like a terrible gift you get from your extended family by betting on week 16 of the NFL. Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas and good tidings to all.

Chris creates a new Christmas playlist - Little Bummer Boy. They try to figure out which song is the worst of all time. Kris picks out a whole genre. Surprisingly, Chris only has one very specific song. They move on to discuss their indifference to Draymond Green's antics, and the Lakers/LeBron having to win the In-season Tournament. Then they figure out the future of the NFL with its stupid rules, bad backup QB's & maybe a new trend beginning drafting low round quarterbacks. Finally after taking forever, they make their week 15 NFL picks. It might be a little favorites heavy.

We get into grocery store etiquette and morality. Chris shares his virginity story and how kleptomania might be hereditary? They still hate baseball and actually the biggest takeaway is that baseball hates itself too. Chris has some NBA takes and then they make their week 14 NFL picks.

We try to diagnose Kris (it can't just be gas, can it?). We also try to decide how gross Josh Giddey is (pretty gross), but unfortunately that leads to Kris sharing how he lost his virginity. Chris is dumbfounded by it, some how?

Kris says goodbye to an old XXX friend from his childhood (it's not related to his virginity story). Then they pick every single game in the NFL for week 13.

Happy Thanksgiving!

There's some bitching & complaining, some rambling, and some grinding some gears. Then we make some some picks on the NFL week 11.

They're all over the place on this one. I couldn't even keep up. Eventually they make some NFL picks.

I think we're back on the Halloween bandwagon. It at least felt more festive than it has in a long while. You know what sucks though? Trying to make Halloween music a thing. Just stop it. We talk traveling to Chicago and if Chris is going to eat any wet beefs while he's there. Then we lament the Harden trade and hopefully the Sixers can make something out of nothing. Finally we wrap it up early with a NFL week 9 speed round.