Not For Nothin'

Ep. 431 Not For Nothin' Being Nude & Free by Kris & Chris

Chris starts us off by over-sharing. Then we try a new segment, but get easily sidetracked and distracted within our or words. So we move on to wondering what it's like to get your balls stomped on, on purpose and grind our gear about the open road. We also went to a WNBA game and it was glorious. Kris finishes off the episode by finishing Chris off about his anger of the US World Cup exit.

No one talks about nothing like these two guys. You'll just have to give listen. But while you're here, join us in pouring one out for Paul Reubens. Eventually we might talk a little sports Luckily football season is almost here.

It's another episode of the rewatch...er...a...uh...well never mind. Basically this one turns into a movie & actor reviews. Chris has stories from the road - he made friends with an escort. They belatedly celebrate ConAir Day! Yup that's actually a thing. It's HoF season and Kris has a great idea how to us AI and ChatGPT - replace baseball writers/voters! They do talk some sports but it's really not worth listening to, if we're being honest. Kris also finds the greatest bar crawl of all time. Chris ends this by grinding his gears about San Diego - it's the Jacksonville of California? Now hold on just a god damn minute!

Here's the deal. We are able to fill 30+ minutes talking mostly about baseball, while sprinkling in Macklemore, starter jackets, Wham documentaries and if Seattle is a "water" type city. That tells you all you need to know about this episode. Plus we ramble on for another 30.

Chris wants to sing some sea shanties while he's on the coast of Maine. Instead these two debate Lobster vs. Haddock. There's only losers in this discussion. They manage to enjoy some fireworks this fourth, but these two are the real duds. Eventually they get into some WNBA talk, there's no other sports worth getting into now anyway. Then Kris manages to put themselves out of their misery by grinding his gears about tennis players wearing their hats backwards. Hope you all had a better long weekend they these two, yikes.

Chris tries his hand at impressions. He really went all out in trying to do Adam Sandler & Jon Lovitz, huh? Somehow that leads us to kinda ranking old sitcoms (but only with a studio audience...jesus f'ing christ). Fortunately we work our way to a post-NBA Draft review. Boy does Chris hate the Spurs again, huh? Then we end on some WNBA talk as always. I'm sure I'm forgetting stuff in between, but who cares.

Chris honor Juneteenth by doing what ever other white person does, golfing! Kris reviews a documentary about Gordon Lightfoot - what is this NPR? Chris goes to a Mets game, but we're still not sure if he enjoyed the whole experience. The positive was Pride Night and Cracker Jills (cause they have no nuts, get it). But the down side was baseball, the Cardinals and Daniel Vogelbach. That's so Chris. We do an extended version of Grind our Gears on Oakland A's owner, Bob Huggins, Kevin Durant. Then finish it off with positive WNBA vibes.

What would a Not For Nothin' game show be like? We think we nailed the answer. Chris starts talking about how coaches dress, which leads them to somehow going down a very inappropriate conversation involving Dairy Queen and Butterfingers. Yikes. Then Chris really gets weird talking about a movie called Tiptoes. He doesn't do a good job of selling it. But it does sound insane. They somehow move away from that and end with the NBA finals, the rising starts of the WNBA and Sue Bird gets her jersey retired. Maybe they should retire this podcast, right?

Man June kinda sucks right? Except for the nice weather, what else is there really? We decide to take a crap on weddings and help Chris pick out a good pair of shoes to wear with his cheap-ass suit. And surprise it involves the in-laws. Anyway Chris also is bothered by the amount of signs in the world now, is he wrong? Finally we figure out if the NY Liberty will be good and pull it all together. And Chris is all in on the Heat winning the NBA Championship. Kris doesn't know who to pick (not surprising).