Chris relives his skater days in NOLA, while Kris looks forward to the NOLA food. AAU has become a scam at this point now, right? It's also something that doesn't really serve the purpose it used to. "Defund the AAU!" We talk some basketball "Light The BEAM!" Then finish this off with Kris grinding his gears about the anti-charge takes that are just stupid.

Kris breaks down his death hike in Arizona and his new love of cacti. We wonder if its possible to consume 50,000 beers...in 30 years? It's crazy to think, but not that crazy. Both of us think Baseball is fun and exciting now. Hell we might even watch a little. Then Chris grinds his gears of the media trying to jump on the Women's Basketball bandwagon. Too late, it's full. suck it.

Chris is back in the esports business, unfortunately. Kris grinds his gears over society already ruining A.I. (and chatgpt). They move on to bad dating and why blind dates have to be the worst...but is it worse than online dating? Then they finally get around to sports - A little WNBA talk and some MachMadness, which hasn't felt all that mad even with the upsets.

It's March, the best tournament of the year is starting and Kris didn't fill out a bracket? Now that is Madness. The good news is we get to say F*ck off forever Boeheim. Not gonna miss you. We discuss the NBA and the recent Jokic backlash. Good luck to Damon Stoudamire at GT. Then Kris wonders why there are matinee concerts and we say goodbye to a legend, Bobby Caldwell.

Chris is sick...don't worry it's Covid. So he's hold up in a hotel in LA and we've got a lot of making up to do. We decide which disaster would you want, how good of a movie if Tombstone & old phone technology. Kris has a life decision to make, should he become a plumber? Then we try to have Ja Morant's back and how how happy we are for Geno Smith getting paid. The real only conclusion we came to was, we're the Best Western of podcast. That can't be good, right?

Kris is having a girls weekend and learns what it would be like to have two teenage daughters. Chris give a Harry & The Hendersons analogy. Chris laments going back to Montana. Then we pay our respects to a fallen hero, Dave Jolicoeur of De La Soul. Can we stop with the nostalgic tv commercials. We end this with a bang, which is more than I can stay about the NBA dunk contest. Good job Mac, I guess .

With no football left to talk about, why don't we discuss the relevancy of SNL and comedians in general. Also lets throw in how the Oscar nominated movies all suck and no one should really care about any of this stuff anymore. Speaking of stupid, the NBA dunk contest is this weekend. Enjoy that.

Chris goes Jerry Lewis Telethon style to try to sell his Super Bowl Boxes. We debate the weak gambling options and a feeling of lethargy leading up to the big game. It's not just us right? But we still manage to find some props that we can drop some small stacks on. We sum up the NBA trade deadline in one sentence. In the end, Chris finally pressures Kris to buy a couple boxes (he already feels cheated).

This one is random as hell. Losing a digit, WNBA offseason, 80's music, wrestling moves that would actually hurt & US Mens National Team Soccer coach decisions. Yeah we like that some times.

Not too much football to talk and bet on? No problem we got you covered with all the hot takes! And we are taking sides on everything. Shannon Sharpe vs The Grizz - who are the new villains by the way. Pippen's ex sleeping with Jordan's son, that's not intentional and weird. Ben Simmons or Markelle Fultz...wait what are doing here for this one? Moving on. WNBA favorites and Chris is crying why he can't bet on it. Plus we pick the NFL Conference Champs.