Not For Nothin'

In-laws, moving & our dark secrets of our animal body count. But then we talk about how the Heat murdered the Celtics playoffs come-back hopes. Then we discuss Jaylen Brown, and how we're rooting for Jeff Green to win a chip. Then we try to decide if Nick Nurse is actually a good hire. Oh also we're kinda finding a little respect for the NBA refs. Now that's crazy.

We start off talking Love Sacs, before paying our respects to the LEGEND and everyones Queen, Tina Turner. Then we do a quick WNBA rundown, before ending with how we're not surprised about the Celtics coming back from 0-3. But will they win the series? We're split on that. We do finish off with a little grinding of our gears over NBA fans and court-side seats.

Kris hates boomers, especially in his kitchen. Chris hates all condiments except for Mustard? Is Ranch a west coast thing? They finally get to NBA Playoff talks, please don't give us Lakers-Heat finals again. I guess all of our favorite team to root for now has to be the Nuggets right? Is the Knicks even trying to run an offense? They end the show trying to be happy for the city of Pittsburgh for the fleeting success the Pirates are having.

Chris starts off with his Al Pacino impression. Kris says what's Kraken? So he's into the NHL playoffs I guess. Actually he might have got Chris into it, cause the NBA Playoffs just aren't doing it for either of them. Although they did watch, so they do talk about it. Kris finishes the episode off by grinding his gears on the NFL Draft. RJ come back to us!

We start off playing a game called, "is it sex, or singing?" Chris is eavesdropping on the person on the other side of his hotel wall. We celebrate the Knicks winning the NBA Championship...er, no that can't be right. Oh yeah, they won 3 games in the first round series. Go crazy Knicks fans, you've earned it! We try to make some NBA predictions but it's so fricking hard. Maybe we shouldn't gamble anymore.

Chris relives his skater days in NOLA, while Kris looks forward to the NOLA food. AAU has become a scam at this point now, right? It's also something that doesn't really serve the purpose it used to. "Defund the AAU!" We talk some basketball "Light The BEAM!" Then finish this off with Kris grinding his gears about the anti-charge takes that are just stupid.

Kris breaks down his death hike in Arizona and his new love of cacti. We wonder if its possible to consume 50,000 beers...in 30 years? It's crazy to think, but not that crazy. Both of us think Baseball is fun and exciting now. Hell we might even watch a little. Then Chris grinds his gears of the media trying to jump on the Women's Basketball bandwagon. Too late, it's full. suck it.

Chris is back in the esports business, unfortunately. Kris grinds his gears over society already ruining A.I. (and chatgpt). They move on to bad dating and why blind dates have to be the worst...but is it worse than online dating? Then they finally get around to sports - A little WNBA talk and some MachMadness, which hasn't felt all that mad even with the upsets.

It's March, the best tournament of the year is starting and Kris didn't fill out a bracket? Now that is Madness. The good news is we get to say F*ck off forever Boeheim. Not gonna miss you. We discuss the NBA and the recent Jokic backlash. Good luck to Damon Stoudamire at GT. Then Kris wonders why there are matinee concerts and we say goodbye to a legend, Bobby Caldwell.

Chris is sick...don't worry it's Covid. So he's hold up in a hotel in LA and we've got a lot of making up to do. We decide which disaster would you want, how good of a movie if Tombstone & old phone technology. Kris has a life decision to make, should he become a plumber? Then we try to have Ja Morant's back and how how happy we are for Geno Smith getting paid. The real only conclusion we came to was, we're the Best Western of podcast. That can't be good, right?