Not For Nothin'

The show starts out a little differently, as a tribute to Chris favorite all-time swinging sports announcer. If you don't know who it is, then you just don't know nothin'. Kris has his own tribute to the greatest Canadian game show host of all damn time. Just try to come for him They work their way through some prop bets for the Masters and the NBA Draft,

This episode starts off with our hosts deep in discussion about the genesis of coming to accept and own a cell phone. Surprisingly, Chris held out from making the switch by owning a pager. I have no words. They move on to brilliant idea how to make watching football better. It's actually might be a genius idea that someone else will steal and make millions from. Finally, they try to rebound from a terrible week 8 of picking every single NFL game. At least they're still above .500. That's something, right?

In honor of Halloween, the boys discuss something terrifying. Trying to defend your house while buck-ass naked. Would having a weapon in your hand even make a difference? They won't even let the Dodgers celebrate their World Series, because baseball is ridiculous. This season, these playoffs, this series, the WS MVP, just keep adding layers of proof that baseball just keeps getting it wrong. Who the F is Jeff Garcia anyway? This is the only thing that has made him relevant in 10 years.

They end the show, as always, trying to gamble on every single game, every single week in the NFL. You win some, you lose some.

Chris starts off the show with a strong recommendation for a Kevin Smith movie called Tusk. You'll have to see it to believe it. They move on to their favorite albums of 1991. There are a lot to choose from and apparently Kris knocks it out of the park leaving Chris unable to add much to it. Plus they're able to piss their old friend RJ Weaver while doing it. They answer the age-old question why is a wide receiver called a wide receiver, which is a perfect segue into making their NFL picks for week 7. This season is so crazy that Chris is a fan of Troy Aikman now! Thank god 2020 is almost over.

In honor of Kris's new home renovation, Chris decides to watch the 80's cult classic comedy sensation (not sure if any of that is true), The Money Pit! It doesn't go well. The movie, not the home reno...uh, yeah maybe both. That delves into a long and winding discussion of actual legit funny movies. Switching to sports, we give praise to the Lakers for wining the bubble title (we have to call it that don't we), we congratulate Lebron and give him the damn respect he's never ever received. But we still can't put him in the GOAT conversation...cause he's no Sue Bird! We eventually get around to making week 6 picks for the NFL, while Kris comes up with another good futures bet to put on the board. But you'll just have to listen to find out what it is. This might not be our best show, but at least we're not Josh Norman, right?

We give all praise and love to the GOAT, Sue Bird. LeBron can't even f*ck with her in the ring department. We're not sure she'll ever reconsidered the greatest of all time, but in our minds and hearts, there's no one who is. We get around to commemorating the legacy of Eddie Van Halen. But in all honesty, even if he were the greatest guitar player ever, he's no Sue Bird, god damnit! So we move on and finish the show picking the NFL week 5 games. Or what's left of them anyway. After 5 years of doing this, we're still .500. We're not losers... Ugh, but we are the Bill O'Brien's of gambling.

Better late than never with the show I guess, huh? Once they get around to doing this weeks show, the put Pat Riley up on a pedestal where he belongs along side Red Auerbach as one of the best execs ever. They also try to convince themselves the Doc Rivers is the cure for all the Sixers ailments.

Once Chris gets over his Connecticut Sun losing, he jumps on the Seattle Storm bandwagon with Kris.

Then finally the boys hope to continue their two-week winning streak for week 4 NFL bets. I think we all know how that's gonna go... spoiler alert, not good.

Chris takes a victory lap on saying what everyone else refused to say, Van Morrison is the worst. Turns out he was right. We do a little NBA trivia. But the piece de resistance is of course NFL week 3 picks. We're hiding a huge successful week 2 high, so nothing can stop us now!

We dream of a day where the only fitting outcome to the 2020 NBA season would be a Heat-Nuggets finals. But we realize that a Lakers-Celtics is all but written by some sort of basketball cabal. Maybe like the rest of this year, it's what we ultimately deserve. We also make our week 2 NFL picks. We did so bad the first week, we really need to win our money back and fast, before the wives figure out we drained the 401K.

The NBA playoffs are so wild and intriguing, Chris is actually rooting for both the Raptors and the Celtics, WTF? Is it possible he's becoming a Brad Stevens truther? Only time will tell. Of course, it's also NFL Week 1, which means the boys make their picks famous picks on each and every game. I'm pretty sure they'll finish right around .500 again...Spoiler alert!