Not For Nothin'

If you're a fan of fast food and baseball, this episode is definitely not for you. So don't even bother stopping. Just pick up a sixer of the un-official beer of this podcast - Trash Can Banger Beer, go home and drink alone. And hurry before we even get started on the NFL's two-faced hypocrisy of welcoming Colin Kaepernick back to the league.

Ep. 190 Not For Nothin' We're A Little More Upbeat This Week by Kris & Chris

With the weight and the volume of what is going on in our country right now, we didn't want to needlessly add any nonsense. There is a time and place for that, and this isn't it. Take your own time to think or act or do what you feel is best. But please open your hearts, your eyes and your mind to these moments and the bigger picture.

It's conspiracy week! In honor of another non-space launch this week and the fact that it's the 40th anniversary of "The Shinning," we not talk favorite conspiracies. We start with the Kubrick non-sense, then quickly move onto our favorite sports conspiracies. Then wrap it up with a new one. That shady-ass Vince McMahon, trying to buy back his XFL League after declaring bankruptcy. Yeah, that ones not so much a theory. For good measure we give thanks to Jose Canseco for giving us one of the best sports fails of all time!

Congrats are in order, cause these two are now on the same plain as Joe Rogan and The Ringer. Yup, back on spotify. Let the big money start rolling in. Because, I mean, the topics they're bringing are straight fire. Who else is discussing topics such as... modern gang themes for a new "The Warriors" movie. They also sculpt out the Mount Rushmore of Athlete Restaurants. Finally a reason to celebrate Joe Theismann. Then top it all off with Little Richard disrespect, Stupid ESPN lists, and of course a couple of minor conspiracy theories and mocking baseballs rules for health and safety. It's so much content, they couldn't barely even mention a possibility that an alternate universe exists!

As the boys celebrate their heritage on this 17th of May (it's Norwegian Independence Day you idiots), they figured what better way to honor this special day than to share stories of New York City back in the 90's. And who better to do it than "uncle" Mike Davey, aka "Cold Cuts." Honestly, I think the bar stories should have their own show.

Stay safe and keep washing those hands.

In this very special episode, the boys come after everyone. They don't care if you're alive or dead. No one is safe. Not even Bill Simmons, Don Shula (is steaks are off limits though), The NFL schedule release event, the Tiger King Joe Exotic, Nic Cage, Isiah Thomas, or Korean baseball. Wait, they may have come around on that. Oh and Chris's Canadian cousin, Rowey. They make up for making fun of him last time. And of course, they come up with one brilliant idea. Recasting all the actors from, "That '70s show" for a scripted series about The Tiger King. You can just picture it, can't you? They've never been more right about something.

Stay safe and wash your god damn hands!

With all the terrible news these days. We'll try to bring a little joy to your lives, with some great stories about Jay Cutler, Dolly Parton & Jordan and even the NFL draft! We'll actually, except for those draft grading experts and Derek Jeter. There's no way to spin that. These two cover a lot of ground, but in the end they decide all men should grow mustaches and start kissing each other more on the cheek and lips. Like real old-school men used to do.

On this very special episode two incredible things happen. It only makes sense. Good friend of the show former producer, Jon joins in to recap their latest "Quarantined with Christian Slater" movie, Kuffs. Then Kris proclaims that from now on, April 23rd shall forever be known as Dame Day! In honor of Dame Lillard cold blooded destruction of Russell Westbrook and OKC in the 2019 playoffs, if you didn't know. From there, Chris asks, what athlete you hate, did something you love. Of course Kris doesn't really answer the question. Only place to go from there is NFL Draft talk and bad gambling.

This show is so huge, we even have one bad baseball story to share. They talk about their favorite albums that they never skip a song on. Then create an NBA logo for every decade. Well almost every one. Of course they also do their favorite thing talk in-depth about something they hate so much, NBA H-O-R-S-E. Chris gets advice from his Canadian cousins, before wrapping things up with Kris's bad gambling advice for the NFL Draft.