Not For Nothin'

Baseball is so bad, you can't sex it up no matter what. People are literally trying to add sex into the games and people still didn't watch this World Series. I guess we've found the one thing sex can't sell. After a thorough and deep dive into porn in baseball, the boys only have time to talk a little basketball and then get into week 9 picks, which their still bad at. This episode might be long, slow and boring, but at least you don't need a vibrator to enjoy it... wait, would that help?

The boys start off strong, going down the dumb-ass rabbit hole about how to determine time and and how old we really are. What a way to celebrate ones birthday. At least they don't let it get too far and end up with a three hour tour. They jump right into the mud and preview the NBA season that starts now. Then they are able to shift fairly swiftly, halfway through, into making week eight picks in the NFL.

Ep. 159 Not for Nothin' 2019 NFL Week 7 Picks by Kris & Chris

Chris is in Paris having drank seven bottles of wine and sitting in the kitchen of his airbnb. I think it's as sad as it sounds. It's best to keep this one short. I'm sure most of you will appreciate that. So they just make picks for week 6 of this crazy dumb NFL season. Merci!

Just another day in paradise. Well, except when it comes to gambling. Boy, week 4 was a really stinker. But against all odds, they will push forth because they feel like there's something in the air tonight. Now that these two are leading separate lives, it's still a groovy kind of love and in all honesty they're an easy lover for the gambling gods. Seriously, all they need is one more night to get back on track and win, right? right? Of course the one things they can't do, is a show that's under 60 minutes. But I don't care anymore... sussudio!

Rambling, rumbling, bumbling, stumbling. That's what these guys do better than anyone. So why not try for a third hour-and-a-half show. Who needs to worry about what to talk about, sh*t will just come out. speaking of which, why not talk about politics and then baseball - and the playoffs that are about to start - when that's the last thing you want to talk about it. At least they come together to rail against the potential remake of "New Jack City." Stop trying to remake iconic movies, you can't do it.

Finally they get to making week 4 picks, and actually decide to follow a trend of road teams dominating the spread. They'll get it wrong this week, won't they?

After loosing an icon last week and paying their respects - it's time to do it again. This time they say goodbye to a legend who left us all too soon (actually, if was three years too late, but nows not the time). Fortunately, every time a Manning is put down, an angel gets its wings - and the angel is the Mississippi Mustache that has Duval County and the rest of the country wanting a mustache ride. That's right the pride of the Palouse, Gardner Minshew! C & K also have a lot of confidence (11-5 for week 2) in themselves trying to pick week 3 games, but you know that's a mistake.

After loosing an icon last week and paying their respects - it's time to do it again. This time they say goodbye to a legend who left us all too soon (actually, if was three years too late, but nows not the time). Fortunately, every time a Manning is put down, an angel gets its wings - and the angel is the Mississippi Mustache that has Duval County and the rest of the country wanting a mustache ride. That's right the pride of the Palouse, Gardner Minshew! C & K also have a lot of confidence (11-5 for week 2) in themselves trying to pick week 3 games, but you know that's a mistake.

Kris travels all the way to Pittsburgh to do a live show with Chris. This is true love people. Plus the Seahawks are Playing the Steelers, so that might be the real reason. As a bonus, the intern Peter decides to come out into the world and join in on the fun! They get into some topics - it's hard to keep track, so just give a listen (it's a long one again). Plus their famed week 2 picks - since they did so well the first week. As added pressure, they're putting their picks up against Peter children. We all know how this is going to turn out.

Man these two are really good at the art of talking about nothing, right?

If it wasn't football season, the househusbands could do a whole show on Kelly Clarkson and her new daytime talk show. But unfortunately, its business time. So put on your business socks, cause its time to make some money... er, at least break even? That's also our new slogan: Not For Nothin' but you'll do alright.

They make their playoff teams predictions - here's a hint, Chris is telling you to trust the Prosise... and the NFC South shall rise again (they always say that). Then it's time to pick every single game of week 1. If you follow their strategy closely, you can't go broke. This episode is so jammed pack with gamblings advice it should have been broken up into two episodes (usually they do, lazy good for nothin...).