Not For Nothin'

Now maybe I didn't mean to treat you bad

But I did it anyway

And now maybe

Some would say your life was sad

But you lived it anyway

And so maybe...

Ep. 136 Not For Nothin' But This Ones a Sh*t Show by Kris & Chris

The NBA Playoffs started and the guys don't have a show up? That calls for an emergency show, even if it is Palm Sunday. Even if it's is the final round of The Masters (on CBS)... and even if Tiger Woods is about to win it for the fifth time. They don't care about any of that - It's all NBA playoff talk. No exceptions... well, except for that tangent about cell phone battery sharing... oh, and well, Chris just not letting go of the NCAA Championship game, even though that's a week old. But to make up for for this, they take the ladies out to Eataly for a nice brunch. Bellissimo!

Here's something to hang your hat on - outlasting the AAF and the USFL. That's how good this podcast is. But the boys are sad about the demise of this new football league, even though Chris compares it to the Fyre Festival. He's not wrong. Chris runs through his Philly sports impressions, while getting butt-hurt about Kris not having a favorite Rocky movie. They skirt around not making Final Four predictions. Then it's time to givet their gambling advice for the week. Honestly, it's not bad this time, at least consider it, that's all their asking for. Then it's a bunch of crap from here on out. It's a real slow week and it's a Friday and whatever else excuse they can use to make it a short show. Which is for the best.

Chris has found someone in the NBA he hates more than Brook Lopez... It's Chandler Parsons. It's mostly because he lost money due to him, but also because he's not good anymore. Then they come at you hard and fast with a bunch of random topics including betting on Manziel again, Joe Jesus's resurrection, Kris Humphries relevancy, restarting The Process in NOLA & their annual bad picks for the World Series. Then finish even harder and faster with tourney talk and really terrible gambling advice. That's what you're here for isn't it?

If you're into breaking down the Sixers-Celtics game and rivalry by incorporating body-swap movies, you're listening to the right podcast. They also actually came up with a good twist on the same old story. It's good right? They get into more NBA talk and recycle some old arguments about Brook Lopez. Chris gets his 5 good minutes of AAF talk. Then it's all tourney talk - Chris toots his own horn on his Fairleigh Dickinson wagon, they pick some other teams, then realize the new strategy for filling out brackets are what teams to pick for the second bracket you fill out. Zig, when others Zag... get it?

If you're into breaking down the Sixers-Celtics game and rivalry by incorporating body-swap movies, you're listening to the right podcast. They also actually came up with a good twist on the same old story. It's good right? They get into more NBA talk and recycle some old arguments about Brook Lopez. Chris gets his 5 good minutes of AAF talk. Then it's all tourney talk - Chris toots his own horn on his Fairleigh Dickinson wagon, they pick some other teams, then realize the new strategy for filling out brackets are what teams to pick for the second bracket you fill out. Zig, when others Zag... get it?

Because they're men, they know how to make something out of nothing and talk about nothing for almost an hour. Chris tries out his Bill Maher impression, then discuss the ability to make any 80's movie today? After that I think they just start talking sports, so don't really bother. But if you really want to know, they get into the beginning of the end of the Giants & the Steelers, talk a little bad gambling, and then what their going to talk about next week. Now that is interesting. MEN!

Because they're men, they know how to make something out of nothing and talk about nothing for almost an hour. Chris tries out his Bill Maher impression, then discuss the ability to make any 80's movie today? After that I think they just start talking sports, so don't really bother. But if you really want to know, they get into the beginning of the end of the Giants & the Steelers, talk a little bad gambling, and then what their going to talk about next week. Now that is interesting. MEN!

What better way to turn your clocks forward this weekend, than with a show full of hot takes! Chris just fires them off one after another, this show is so jammed-packed with hot takes, your ears will definitely bleed! Witten, LeBron, Celtics... No one is safe... except Bryce Harper since he's on the Phillies now. Either that or Chris just forgot about him with all the other excitement going on. Plus its baseball, so who really cares. Get 'em Chris.