Not For You

On this week's episode of Not For You Kristen and Kato perform in front of a live studio audience and turn their attention toward some lighter topics including an update on Dorothy's dress, losing your head in the Minnesota River, the Depp/Heard verdict, plus the debut a new segment: Word Association!

Guest Appearances from: Kato's Big League Chew Hat and Plaid, on Plaid, on Plaid. 

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On this week's episode of Not For You Kristen and Kato discuss the important societal contribution that is Johns Hopkins' Tastee Tape, suing your children for not giving you children, one-night budget stays at the Moulin Rouge (not a euphemism, oddly enough), Governor Kevin Stitt's moral bankruptcy, their thoughts on Johnny Depp and Amber Heard, and more! 

Guest Appearances from: Kato's knock-off Dear Evan Hansen polo, Kristen's newsboy drip, and introducing: Gus the Gryphon riding Amelia the Elephant.

On this week's episode of Not For You Kristen and Kato discuss Chris Pratt guarding our galaxies, Elon Musk's (potential) Twitter Acquisition, and getting cancelled by PETA.

This week's special guests: Kristen's "This Is Fine" shirt and Kato's Warren Lotas "LA" colorway Reapers Dunks

Other tangents include implementing a prison colony on Mars, The Patriot: Sean Roberts, Amanda Seyfried, Jovan Musk, and shouting theater in a firehouse. Plus, the weekly Pete Davidson update feature jet-setting to Orlando, the upcoming Bodies, Bodies, Bodies, and more from the Trashian Kartel. 

This episode is not sponsored by Sol Republic, Elizabeth Holmes' voice, or the letter C. 

On this week's episode of Not For You Kristen and Kato discuss the intricacies and overlap of gender and bureaucracy, how quickly they might get sued by Nancy Grace for slander, the fabulous showmanship that was Jonathan Bennett and Jaymes Vaughan's white wedding, plus the Weekly Pete Davidson Update!

Other tangents include Delicore, the gem that is Jennifer Coolidge, the importance of wearing a hat, the mutually assured respect of crazy people, and more!

Welcome to the inaugural episode of Not For You, a podcast that is not for you. Hosts Kristen Carroll and Kato Murray take you through The Who, What, and Why, plus News You Can't Use and the weekly Pete Davidson update. Tangents include the Purge, the (narrow) difference between succeeding and seceding, timeshares in Nova Scotia, and the Fleet Center. 

You can reach us by email at [email protected] and [email protected]. Our website is currently under construction, but you can find us on the web at NotForYouPod.com. You might also be able to find us just by screaming into the void - we haven't tried yet, but we are open to all forms of modern communication. 

Not For You is a Moonshine Tuesday Production and is written, produced, and hosted by Kristen Carroll and Kato Murray

Social profiles are TBA, but keep an eye out for updates in future episodes.