James tells Carla his theory about how celebs are duped into signing onto SAS – and it gets confirmed by a star who turned down the offer. The Bachelorette contestant who got dumped after revealing too much about his sex kink also calls through to reveal even more.

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All the questions we have about the vague-but-assumedly-hot hookup that has rocked The Bachelorette mansion. James and Carla also champion an issue that should be talked about more: men should never drink cosmopolitans.  

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One dope on The Bachelorette goes and says the thing no contestant should ever say. And James and Carla pitch new reality shows that would be far better to watch in 2021.  

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Pull out your Lynx deodorant because The Bachelorette is back! James and Carla assess the boys on offer. Hint: We're starting at rock bottom and the only way is down.  

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We’ve finally made it to The Bachelor final. James and Carla dissect it with scientific precision. They also issue a Freedom Of Information request about Locky’s third nipple. And warning: lock your doors. The Midnight Pleater is on the loose.  

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This car crash moment on The Bachelor is the perfect example of how to instantly turn a guy off. Try it on the hot men in your life! James and Carla pick through the wreckage  

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The guys go full-blown Shaynna Blaze on the crappy décor appearing in the background of The Bachelor Zoom dates. There’s also a new Cool Girl who we’re certain we’ve met before. And James rubs his hot single life in Carla’s face – introducing her to the big new dating trend: #BroomNudes.  

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The original trophy wives James and Carla chat to Areeba who reveals the mean girls Australia should be talking about. Locky has also gotten naked #SideButt.   

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James and Carla come clean about the toxic argument we all have but won’t admit to. And they call out The Bachelor’s Locky.  

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James and Carla have learnt a fun new power move from The Bachelor. Also, Big Dick Energy is out – it’s now all about Huge Majestic Presence. They re-live the threesome that went awry. And they also discover a Bachelor contestant you probably didn’t notice – she goes by the name Braelynn.  

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