Not If I Reboot You First!

By Corner Podcast Network

Hollywood keeps on rebooting everything over and over again, and always seems to get it wrong. So Tanner and Lindsay have decided to get one step ahead of them and reboot everything themselves! Throug... more

· Comedy

3.7

33 ratings

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The podcast currently has 260 episodes available.

Not If I Reboot You First! episodes:

December 22, 201965: Tanner and Lindsay Work on Manda-Lore
The Stars War is upon us, so let's look back to Episode II and see what we can do to adjust it. Not a full fix, because a lot of it works on paper and just needs some better execution with some better actors and directors. So as Tanner and Lindsay run through this episode they'll also figure out how the Naboo government works, space Canada, and how to make Boba Fett interesting.
Our friendship promo this week is @WaywardOCpod!
Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music was created by Shawn Clake.
Our email is [email protected]. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.
Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFPod
@sparkyupstart
@lindsaym476
...more
47min
December 15, 2019 64: Ryan Hunts the Gun Witch
War is Hell, and sometimes video games actually acknowledge that. Our guest and brother Ryan returns to discuss an ending to Brothers in Arms, with Lindsay adding historical context and Tanner trying very hard not to get depressed about the military industrial complex. But we manage to keep our spirits while discussing Troy Baker's warsona, lootboxes, and Medieval Times Dinner Theatre.

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music was created by Shawn Clake.

Our email is [email protected]. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.

Ryan:
@VagabondHaunted
@realSFN
@PKMN_Millennium

Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFpod
@SparkyUpstart
@Lindsaym476
...more
1h 13min
December 08, 2019 63: Tanner Gives Zatanna a Skirt
Shows live. Shows die. And the Arrowverse will never be the same - especially not after Tanner finishes pitching their idea for a teenage Zatanna tv show! He explains to Lindsay the magicians origins and struggles before translating them into a high school setting, with all manner of Buffy flavourings including Constantine as a mentor (when he's not a bunny). They'll also discuss secular street magic, fantastic gender-flipping, and the Sailor Moon Costume Pen.

This week's friendship promo is @Letsstealcast!

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music was created by Shawn Clake.

Our email is [email protected]. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.

Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFpod
@SparkyUpstart
@Lindsaym476
...more
1h 1min
December 01, 2019 62: Lindsay Marries for Toe Beans
Are you ready to hear a retelling of the most popular unknown fairy tale? Lindsay is taking East of the Sun, West of the Moon and placing it in ancient Mongolia - though she and Tanner will find that such an archetypal tale of animal husbandry doesn't change much even with the setting moving across the world. The two will also encounter sassy wikipedia entries, folk metal, and a highly-marketable pallas cat butler.

This week's friendship promo is @PowerUpENAB!

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music was created by Shawn Clake.

Our email is [email protected]. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.

Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFpod
@SparkyUpstart
@Lindsaym476
...more
42min
November 24, 2019 61: Tanner Makes Snowmuncher Noises
Your childhood internet is getting a makeover this week because Tanner is rebooting Neopets! They're going to roll the stories back to the beginning so that they can be told with a broader sense of social connection and without the shadow of Scientology looming over them. Along the way they and Lindsay will talk about their old pets, the toys to life genre, and faking your date of birth.

This week's friendship promo is @AMFC_Podcast!

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music was created by Shawn Clake.

Our email is [email protected]. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.

Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFpod
@SparkyUpstart
@Lindsaym476
...more
1h 1min
November 17, 2019 60: Christina's Recipe for a Good Video Game
This week we're joined by our friend Christina to talk about the beloved Belgian comic Tintin! She and Lindsay will gush over the history that led Herge to create the character and all his friends before diving into Christina's dream Tintin video game. Along with Tanner, these three will discuss returning artifacts to their rightful owners, bonus moon levels, and substitute swear words.

This week's friendship promo is @BashoAndTell!

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music was created by Shawn Clake.

Our email is [email protected]. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.

Christina:
@cwoodsart
@WaywardOCPod
@FaithFullPods

Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFpod
@SparkyUpstart
@Lindsaym476
...more
1h 4min
November 10, 2019 59: Lindsay vs. DEATH HUNT
DEATH HUNT

Lindsay was inspired by the Mad Trapper to get into true crime!

DEATH HUNT

Tanner was inspired by an 80s action flick to make him a pulpy action hero!

DËÄTH HÜNT

Älbërt Jöhnsön mïght stïll bë öüt thërë!

DEATH HUNT 2: ELECTRIC CARIBOU

We're going to need more dynamite.

This week's friendship promo is a manifestation of @RevByeBread in audio form.

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music was created by Shawn Clake.

Our email is [email protected]. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.

Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFpod
@SparkyUpstart
@Lindsaym476
...more
49min
November 03, 2019 58: Tanner Embraces the Magic of Piñata Island!
In honour of Tanner's birthday, this week is filled with fun! At some point they tell Lindsay what they want from a third Viva Piñata game, but most of it is just them outlining the games bizarre factoids in just the right way to terrify her. I guess Halloween isn't quite over yet. As they smash open paper mache critters they'll also discuss quality of life improvements, piñata cryptids, and a delightful lizard cat.

This week's friendship promo is @wearewatchingOP!!

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music was created by Shawn Clake.

Our email is [email protected]. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.

Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFpod
@SparkyUpstart
@Lindsaym476
...more
51min
October 27, 2019 57: Porschia Balances Out Ichabbie
The seals are broken and the trials have begun. Lindsay is out this week, but Tanner and Porschia are here to witness a reboot of the Sleepy Hollow tv series! Porschia discusses the wasted potential of the original, namely Ichabod and Abbie not getting together and no one knowing what to do in the second season. Along the way these two will also find heavy Buffy influences, headless funko pops, and a bunch of Hot Toms.

This week's friendship promo is @cwfpcast!!

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music was created by Shawn Clake.

Our email is [email protected]. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.

Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFpod
@SparkyUpstart
@Lindsaym476
...more
53min
October 20, 2019 56: Lindsay's Vampire Commute
What happens when a blind PI, her detective ex, and a vampiric novelist walk into a bar? This week’s episode! Lindsay is rebooting the short-lived Urban Fantasy series Blood Ties, and having the main characters go through plenty of character growth while battling local lake monsters and Dark Bojack Horseman. Along the way she and Tanner will also find royal gingers, immortal romances, and sports curses.

This week's friendship promo is @AxalonArchives!!

Our cover art is by Alex aka @ptchew, and her work can be found on ptchew.com. Our theme music was created by Shawn Clake.

Our email is [email protected]. If you would like to be a guest, send us a friendship promo, or just have general feedback, feel free to contact us! If you are willing to support us financially, our Patreon can be found at patreon.com/NotIfIRebootYouFirst.

Find us on twitter:
@NIIRYFpod
@SparkyUpstart
@Lindsaym476
...more
52min

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FAQs about Not If I Reboot You First!:

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More shows like Not If I Reboot You First!

Spirits: Mythology, Legends, & Folklore