We got some big ole news for you this week!! Cows squatting in houses, Andi Peters secret income, American dog whispers who have lost the secret touch and is the Rock really that strong.

Massively long episode title this week but we just don't care!! Big news this week, stolen teeth given to the Royals, a goodbye to a Accy legend, amphibious ice cream vans and of course some outdoor defecation!! Enjoy people

We all like nice things but when i get a full English brekkie we want to be full, not still hungry and £20 lighter! Real news this week, breakfast scandal, cocky spelling bee's, ludicrous fruit based disguises and no news week would be complete without some explosive diarrhea!!! Enjoy people

Another big episode covering all the big B level stories no-one cares about! Issues that contain pimped up tuk tuk's, Esther Rantzen hating the player not the game, defecating burglar's and has anyone made sweet sweet love to E.T

Who's Neil Buchanan, what's Neil Buchanan, when's Neil Buchanan...........yeah exactly! Kitchen explosions, intrepid OAP adventurers, demonic canines!! Real news

Some big ol topics covered this week, cultural appropriation in a bikini, how big are a tigers balls, Great harwood postal scandal!!!! Big big news

Vital news updates including, what happens when you throw away a dead pigeon, drunk Belgians on a beach, building site page 3 models???? Desperately important stuff........

Another week of important news and topics covered.....nah not really. We do cover one of the most crucial topics in the world though, who's the best Bond!!! Also we talk about some other stuff

Right this week we talk about the serious news from around the world.............only kidding, its b level news stories and nothing else! Is Newcastle like war torn Yemen? Crazed camel herds, and Jamie bloody Oliver

Right here we go with the first episode. In this one we discuss important topics such as the Depp Vs Musk fight, unhappy rice makers and of course Pot noodles!!