6. Credit Requirements, New House, and Master Wade

Recorded on February 26, 2008

Karl decides to spend this recording checking out the new house that he and his family will be moving into.  While exploring the new house, Karl talks more about the bullshit of how schools are more about obtaining credits than they are about learning and how he worries about not being able to walk with his class due to... a MISSING GYM CREDIT?!?!?

Karl also discusses his "alter ego," Master Wade... and how he wishes it could just die off already... despite it being one of the only things that are making him some semblance of popular after bitching and moaning about not having friends.

Oh, and Karl also tries to christen the new backyard shack with his cum.

Songs Played:

Pink Floyd - The Happiest Days of Our Lives/Another Brick In The Wall Pt. 2

Ozzy Osbourne - Miracle Man

5. My Depressing Ass Life

Recorded February 24, 2008

In this installment, Karl takes a trip up to the attic to vent about the bullshit.  Bullshit topics include: having to move yet again, everyday being exactly the same and boring as fuck, school bullshit, lack of friends bullshit, lack of girlfriends bullshit and even talks about self-deletion.

4. Voices Against Violence is Fucking Unorganized

Recorded on February 20, 2008

Its now the following day.  Did the meeting take place? Did Karl get his check?  Or did he just waste his fucking time?

Hint: "Voices Against Violence" is ran by black people, so what the fuck do you THINK happened???

3. Voices Against Violence is Fucking Unorganized Part 1

Recorded on February 19, 2008.

Sometime during his senior year in high school, Karl was approached by a gentleman named Mr. Rich, who wanted him to join a group for "troubled" or "at-risk" youths called "Voices Against Violence." Why was it Karl was asked to join? He has no fucking idea, but the man mentioned getting a 100 dollar check each month. And like that, Karl was on board.

The group were to have meeting every week, but they were too stupid and unorganized to inform Karl of when and where, so he no-showed until by pure luck (or bad luck), Mr. Rich ran into Karl while at school. He told Karl that he had a check ready for him at the next meeting, which was to take place the following day.

1 Ms. Renner Is A Dumbass and 2. School Rules and Journalism Dumb Shit:

Recorded on February 18, 2008

In the very first and second edition of "Not Like The Other Niggas, 2008-2009," 17 year old Karl Wade talks about some of the bullshit he has to go through with his journalism teacher, Ms. Renner.  In this case, she had THE AUDACITY to tell him to take off his earphones during class, as if he weren't working or was disrupting class or something.  She's obviously just a bitch on a power trip.

Karl also talks about how the school newspaper fucked up what may have been his best article yet.  Ignorant assholes.  He goes into the bullshit of certain school rules that he can do without, as well.

Oh, and he can't stand having to listen to his mother sing!  Singing isn't something you should do unless you are a professio... hey, WAIT A MINUTE!