This month we discuss the ramifications of not giving a damn about your bad reputation, and I tell the infamous I PEED ON HIS KEYBOARD story. Spoiler: I pee on his keyboard. Also, Shauna tries Salvia. And has anyone here smoked "Crack Weed?"

Split personalities, errant granny panties, car crashes, child bands, homophobes and MORE! You wanna hear about some crazy, fu*kin' bosses? We got em, baby!

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Happy Thanksgiving! On this episode, I tell you a story about my first night working in The Belvedere Hotel in Baltimore. Did I learn Mafia crime secrets? Was everyone just fucking with me?! Do we solve an actual Unsolved Mystery?! Like, from THE TV SHOW?

At the afterparty, I'm joined by Stephanie, who also worked at the Belvedere, and our conversation goes off the rails! Severed legs! Haunted elevators! Murders! Ex-cons! Death poetry! And....omg the end is SICK!!

I hope you have a wonderful Holiday season, and we don't accidentally make you toss your mashed potatoes! Warning! Yucky stories ahead! But also, it's really good, guys...

We're back for Season 5 with new stories, new guests and new announcements! Today, Auriane tells a story about her first week living in LA...or Long Beach...Wait, aren't they the same thing? Afterward, we are joined by Long Beach Local and new LA resident, Korey Clarke for a boozy afterparty. We discuss the difference between Long Beach and LA, the weird beef between them, and which is better. Also, why is everyone such a hater on LA? Are they right? Or are they #JustJealous ?

Find Auriane's books, shows and more by visiting www.aurianederudder.com. You can follow The Why Horror? Podcast @thewhyhorrorpodcast and find Auriane online @aurianederudder. INterested in being on the NOt LIterary Podcast? Wanna tell us a story? Email Auriane a little about yourself, and what kind of story you'd like to tell at [email protected], or DM her on Instagram.

Recorded from Mexico, it's finally time to get into FOOT PORN! This season, we've been discussing the healthy and not so healthy things we did during the pandemic. In this episode, Auriane finally shares the most unique experience she had during lockdown, which was... creating and marketing her own... Footporn. Also! Special guest Shauna yells us why Yelp is a piece of shit, and shares some service industry pandemic woes and snafus. Hey, at the end of the day, it may have been rough "but you know what we didn't do? Meth!" Yeah. That's in there, too. Enjoy! You can find Auriane and all her creative work by visiting www.aurianederudder.com. Follow her on IG @aurianederudder and if you're into scary movies, check out her new show @Thewhyhorrorpodcast. Email your pandemic confessions to Aur directly [email protected] and get a FREE FOOT PIC lolll. Xoxo for now! See you next season!

We're back and discussing our pandemics, for better or for worse. But first! Auriane leads you through a special, Christmas mediation...let's get cocktails with our chosen family at The Gay Bar! After the party, is the Afterparty and we're joined by Aur's friends from back in the day, Gabe, Ryan and Poet Mykl Levi. Levi even gives us an impromptu poetry reading! Merry Christmas Everyone! To find out more about Mykl's books, email him directly at [email protected]. And, as usual, you can find our Hostess with the Mostess at Aurianederudder.com where there are links to all her books.

Happy Lohan Holiday! Today's episode is Lohan Themed, since our girl Linds is poised for a come back. We do a Lindsay themed meditation, and then are joined by Poet Stephen Zerance for an afterparty. Find out all about Stephen at @stephenzerance or @lvcifers_revenge2 or sign up to get his new poetry FO FREE at stephenzerance.substack.com. You can find your host, author Auriane de Rudder on IG and Tiktok @aurianederudder or visit Aurianederudder.com to get any of her books. Interested in Aurianes' new gig as host of the Why Horror Podcast? Follow @thewhyhorrorpodcast on IG and TikTok and stay tuned til our premier in January! Stay healthy, babes! Errybody gettin sick rn!! 😬💀🤒 Xoxo Aur 🤸‍♀️🌈💕 OH! And here is the link for the Lindsay 911 call from Betty Ford, for our die hard Lohan fans. https://youtu.be/kdqQrs-bDtU

The #NotLiteraryPodcast is back, baby!! Just in time for Halloween! Join us while we zen out with a little non-pretentious autumn meditation, and then pop the champagne and talk about the batshit crazy things we did during the...Pandemic. 👻😱👽👻

That's right, we have FINALLY stepped out of our denial/nostalgia phase and into our let's-process-this-mess phase, but don't worry. We're just as irreverent and light as ever. And there's always cocktails at the afterparty. 🍸🍹🍸🍹

This month, we are joined by extra special guest Justin Mayfield from I Wore Lipstick, Adveket Cosmetics and now...the Why Horror? Podcast.

You can find out more about Justin @JustinMayfieldArt or by visiting IWoreLipstick.org. As always, you can find Auriane and all her writing at www.AurianedeRudder.com. Follow our new HORROR PODCAST @whyhorrorpodcast and stay tuned for updates! 🥰🦶👠📖📚🍸🍹So...what's the craziest thing you did during quar? Contact Auriane @aurianederudder in Instagram and let us know. You may make it into our next episode!

We're back for season 4 of the Not Literary Podcast! This time, instead of totally unpretentious Storytelling, we're doing totally unpretentious Meditations. These are meant to chill you out, make you smile and sometimes even make you laugh. After each meditation, we're joined by a special guest for an afterparty, complete with cocktails! Join us and de-stress, Not Literary Style.

This month, I read Temp to Perm, a short story about a temp job GONE WRONG (ever heard of a KILL TANK, anyone??!) in Charm City. Afterward, I'm joined by critically acclaimed poet (and my friend!) Stephen Zerance.am we get into some more gritty Baltimore Tales about psychotic twinks, teens in trunks and Jon Benet Waters. Stephen also reads a poem from his first book of poetry, Safe Danger, (BUY IT, TRUST ME) available on Amazon. Find and follow Stephen on Twitter @stephnz, or on Instagram @stephenzerance or follow his Bad-Girls-of-the-2000s meets Satanic-Cult-Worship meme page @lvcifers_revenge. Find your host, author Auriane de Rudder on IG @aurianederudder or go to Aurianederudder.com.