The Not Movies crew returns after a week-long hiatus to bring you a story about love, loss, friendship, sex, jealousy, family, gang violence, the Jonas Brothers, and BINGO!

What happens when you mix plot points from Taxi Driver and Cash Cab, then throw in some scorpions? Find out this week on another exciting episode of Not Movies!

This Not Movie is about a leading child psychologist's fall from grace

and subsequent journey to continue making a positive impact.

Also, we recorded it before I (still) Like Turtles so that's why our banter doesn't make sense.

What ever happened to Jonathan, the Zombie Kid after his awesome face-paint job and subsequent fame? Nobody can be 100% sure but we posit that it went something like this...

Welp, you asked for it... more John C. Reilly! We dive deep into the past to find out what makes Steve Brule Steve Brule. Do yourself a favor and CHECK IT OUT!

Pat and Michelle stopped by with a really interesting premise this week! It's set in the familiar wizarding world of Harry Potter and Neil Patrick Harris and the Illuminati both make appearances. And Pat tells a few poop-related stories. Enjoy!

People, this is the movie you have been waiting for. It's one part Office Space, one part Tammy and the T-Rex and one part Jurassic Park.

We wrote a movie in only ten minutes this week!

It's a Buddy Rodeo-Clown movie this week starring Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly! That's pretty much all you need to know....

With the help of Ryan Beacher (actual film-maker!) we try our hand at an indie Sci-Fi movie. This one takes place in the Y4k and deals with trying to find meaning in life and also technology and stuff.

Check out Ryan's website! http://www.squarewarestudios.com/