Not Safe For Watercoolers

Join Jim and Matt as they go down the rabbit hole of their souls and show their true raw naked selves to the world.  Listen if you dare the risk is yours. Download

Get your thresher and begin the arduous journey of separating the wheat from the chaff.  And guess what; Jim, Matt, and Shannon are the definition of chaff.  Now turn your gaze inward and realize what an empty husk of a human being you’ve become reading podcast descriptions and realize that the chaff my friend extends beyond this silly little podcast and is applicable to your being as a whole.  Download

Any fool can conjure up some hot, sticky sexual innuendo, but it takes a genital maestro to make it sensual.   So get nude, get your great uncle nude, get your weird nudist neighbor nude, and by all means get you dune nude.  All this and nothing, and I mean nothing more in the newest NSFWatercoolers/  Download

Don’t read podcast descriptions, just live your life.  In fact don’t listen to podcasts go enjoy your family or enrich your pathetic personal lives.  JK none of it means anything anyways. Download

This was recorded a month ago, your guess is as good as mine.  Download

This podcast is basically pornography for your ear holes.  You will be stimulating your pleasure centers in your brain to such an extent it will take weeks to replace the serotonin not to mention the bodily fluids you excrete.  So if you are having erectile dysfunction, vaginal dryness, or an overall funk in your junk, just tune it and get it up, wet, and groovin.  Download

Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon as they discuss the virtues of bitcoin and the best strategies for investing said bitcoin. For instance Jim’s portfolio is diversified between real estate, a healthy amount of denim, and he’s leaned hard into the resurgence of the Easy Bake oven.  So don’t let us be the only billionaires by way of bitcoin. Download

Join Jim, Matt, and Shannon as they delve into the world of relationship building. They discuss personal relationships that have soured and what they have done to address this also then we delve into whether or not Martha Stewart has unpleasant smelling genitalia.  Download

Join JIm, Matt, and Shannon as they breakdown the hottest features and newest tech tricks for your favorite operating system fool.  Learn how to browse the darkweb undetected for Asian sex slaves, GHB, and  a little known dongle that will allow you to summon the devil for up to 79 minutes.   So boot up your RAM and join us why don’t you.  Download

List up Shannon is back and this was dope as all get out. So get woke or get wrecked fool this is tots on fleek. I’m sorry for the millenialbonics but I forgot what we talke about, so sorry not sorry. Download